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25381
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:46:27 PM »
When I sneezed, and didn't see that I had a bunch of snot on my shoulder in the fifth grade. I must've talked to a dozen people before this hot chick pointed it out to me. That was pretty fucking terrible.
25382
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:17:25 PM »
25383
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:09:13 PM »
mfw a hot cartoon character thread is made and the objectively hottest one isn't posted
Hah! Get it "hot" because she's a firebender...get it? Okay.
I knew someone would understand my temperature puns
25384
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:07:25 PM »
mfw a hot cartoon character thread is made and the objectively hottest one isn't posted
25385
« on: December 28, 2014, 02:15:55 AM »
25386
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:48:21 AM »
can i get one with cat ears
25387
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:27:37 PM »
When you look down and you can't see your own god dammed feet.
It's the worst when you're playing Portal and really want to check out Shell's nice peds
25388
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:25:18 PM »
I'd get rid of you.
aw shit son
25389
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:25:02 PM »
You're easily our worst new poster
im older than you fuckboi
I'm 28 so I seriously doubt that
25390
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:24:11 PM »
You're easily our worst new poster
25391
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:22:22 PM »
It just means you're a fag
25392
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:21:17 PM »
Aw, when did this start? Any openings?
25393
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:19:59 PM »
NSFW You slowly approach the woman, who has her back turned to you.You eventually get close to her and steathily unknot your tunic's penis hole. You then pull out your 4-inch member and quickly grab the woman's shoulders firmly. She gasps, but you ram your penis with all of your might into her ass. Before you can even get through the outside layer of her dress, she spins around, throwing you two feet forward. You land on your ass and then see what the woman was standing over - a dead body.
You look over at the woman, having just enough time to register that she's green-eyed and has sharp features before she raises her leg and stomps down on your chest. You try to move, but soon find that you're pinned under her boot. You look up and her and see that she has a smirk on her face.
"You stupid, stupid, human," she says with a chuckle.
stick it in her pooper
You attempt to rape her again, but you're pinned under her foot.
"Now, what to do with you..." she says. "It should probably be something demeaning." She gives a haughty laugh.
You look over to your side and see your wooden sword and a large, dense rock. Both are within grabbing distance.
Stick the sword in her pooper.
You grab the sword and quickly stick it up her ass, causing her to scream in agony before collapsing to the ground.
25394
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:00:09 PM »
NSFW You slowly approach the woman, who has her back turned to you.You eventually get close to her and steathily unknot your tunic's penis hole. You then pull out your 4-inch member and quickly grab the woman's shoulders firmly. She gasps, but you ram your penis with all of your might into her ass. Before you can even get through the outside layer of her dress, she spins around, throwing you two feet forward. You land on your ass and then see what the woman was standing over - a dead body.
You look over at the woman, having just enough time to register that she's green-eyed and has sharp features before she raises her leg and stomps down on your chest. You try to move, but soon find that you're pinned under her boot. You look up and her and see that she has a smirk on her face.
"You stupid, stupid, human," she says with a chuckle.
stick it in her pooper
You attempt to rape her again, but you're pinned under her foot.
"Now, what to do with you..." she says. "It should probably be something demeaning." She gives a haughty laugh.
You look over to your side and see your wooden sword and a large, dense rock. Both are within grabbing distance.
Stick the sword in her pooper.
You grab the sword and quickly stick it up her ass, causing her to scream in agony before collapsing to the ground.
25395
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:58:58 PM »
you look around for all signs of dragon activity, but see none
25396
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:57:25 PM »
NSFW You slowly approach the woman, who has her back turned to you.You eventually get close to her and steathily unknot your tunic's penis hole. You then pull out your 4-inch member and quickly grab the woman's shoulders firmly. She gasps, but you ram your penis with all of your might into her ass. Before you can even get through the outside layer of her dress, she spins around, throwing you two feet forward. You land on your ass and then see what the woman was standing over - a dead body.
You look over at the woman, having just enough time to register that she's green-eyed and has sharp features before she raises her leg and stomps down on your chest. You try to move, but soon find that you're pinned under her boot. You look up and her and see that she has a smirk on her face.
"You stupid, stupid, human," she says with a chuckle.
stick it in her pooper
You attempt to rape her again, but you're pinned under her foot. "Now, what to do with you..." she says. "It should probably be something demeaning." She gives a haughty laugh. You look over to your side and see your wooden sword and a large, dense rock. Both are within grabbing distance.
25397
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:53:44 PM »
NSFW You slowly approach the woman, who has her back turned to you.You eventually get close to her and steathily unknot your tunic's penis hole. You then pull out your 4-inch member and quickly grab the woman's shoulders firmly. She gasps, but you ram your penis with all of your might into her ass. Before you can even get through the outside layer of her dress, she spins around, throwing you two feet forward. You land on your ass and then see what the woman was standing over - a dead body.
You look over at the woman, having just enough time to register that she's green-eyed and has sharp features before she raises her leg and stomps down on your chest. You try to move, but soon find that you're pinned under her boot. You look up and her and see that she has a smirk on her face.
"You stupid, stupid, human," she says with a chuckle.
25398
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:27:47 PM »
left
You cautiously approach the dark-as-night side path. You enter the path, swatting at the vines around you with your wooden sword as you proceed down it. You eventually hear quiet whispers from the woods around you. The air here has a blue tint, and you can see that the fog is building up quite a.bit. You eventually come to an open clearing where the path ends. The clearing is lit by blue lights that are somehow floating around the area. In the center of the clearing is a brown-haired woman wearing a black formal skirt. She's kneeling over something As always, first person to quote this reply is the decider of what happens.
25399
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:12:04 PM »
You are in a dark wooded forest. Behind you is the path from which you came. Forward is a highly worn trail. To the left is a small side trail that is overgrown with vegetation.
Where do you go first reply wins
25400
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:00:46 PM »
Just smoked an eighth of dank shit
anyone who doesn't toke in this day in age is a faggot and and idiot loser
25401
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:55:10 PM »
No. There are only three human rights.
β’ The right to live (having full access to food, water, shelter, etc.)
β’ The right to yourself (being able to do whatever you want to your own body).
β’ The right to not face excessive punishment from any government.
25402
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:40:15 PM »
Why aren't you charging it?
Because he's a badass
25403
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:19:48 PM »
A good troll post is indistinguishable from a "serious post", so no.
25404
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:12:20 PM »
Tim Horton's is better.
No.
25405
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:10:25 PM »
Looks like NK is trying to get the GOP on their side.
25406
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:08:31 PM »
I love my frapps
25407
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:04:28 PM »
>a remake of the worst Pokemon gen
There are people out there who don't love Gen III? That was the best fucking one.
25408
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:51:59 PM »
Seeing as how the plural of foot is feet, the plural of boot should be beet as well.
This makes leet the plural of loot.
25409
« on: December 26, 2014, 09:42:51 PM »
Facebook
TvTropes
Town of Salem
Cracked
25410
« on: December 26, 2014, 03:37:08 PM »
Life isn't worthless by any means - we find worth in our own personal lives, whether we're trying to be successful, just trying to be happy, etc.
It is inherently pointless, though. Nothing we do has any consequence on our ultimate place. No matter who you are, you'll eventually end up on the same level as the lowest vagrant. The only thing we can do is strive that the amount of times we're happy ultimately outnumbers the amount of times we're suffering.
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