Most awkward moment of your life?

More Than Mortal · December 28, 2014, 01:44:38 PM

I banged my head on a low door-frame while at Auschwitz. Everybody just looked at me for a couple of seconds.

SecondClass · December 28, 2014, 01:46:27 PM

When I sneezed, and didn't see that I had a bunch of snot on my shoulder in the fifth grade. I must've talked to a dozen people before this hot chick pointed it out to me. That was pretty fucking terrible.

DAS B00T x2 · December 28, 2014, 01:49:10 PM

Can I just say the entirety of middle school?

Verbatim · December 28, 2014, 01:49:13 PM

Numerous attempts at being funny in elementary/middle school. I'm not sure what's worse: no laughter at all, or that one prick who has to be like, "...What?"

gats · December 28, 2014, 01:50:34 PM

I asked a gay man to come to the toilets with me

SecondClass · December 28, 2014, 01:50:51 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 01:49:13 PM

Numerous attempts at being funny in elementary/middle school. I'm not sure what's worse: no laughter at all, or that one prick who has to be like, "...What?"

lol this is too appropriate

Septy · December 28, 2014, 01:52:36 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 01:49:13 PM

Numerous attempts at being funny in elementary/middle school. I'm not sure what's worse: no laughter at all, or that one prick who has to be like, "...What?"

Yet Somehow you still haven't figured out that you're not funny.

DAS B00T x2 · December 28, 2014, 01:53:10 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 01:49:13 PM

Numerous attempts at being funny in elementary/middle school. I'm not sure what's worse: no laughter at all, or that one prick who has to be like, "...What?"

Fuck that guy.

Verbatim · December 28, 2014, 01:54:06 PM

Quote from: Septy on December 28, 2014, 01:52:36 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 01:49:13 PM
Numerous attempts at being funny in elementary/middle school. I'm not sure what's worse: no laughter at all, or that one prick who has to be like, "...What?"
Yet Somehow you still haven't figured out that you're not funny.

I never try to be funny, you dumb slut.

Elegiac · December 28, 2014, 01:54:23 PM

Too many to pick from. Girls, mostly, I guess.

Ásgeirr · December 28, 2014, 01:56:37 PM

No idea.

Word Wizard · December 28, 2014, 02:03:21 PM

Was forced to watch a guy molest a kid when I was 10.

Comet · December 28, 2014, 02:03:44 PM

sitting with some old highschool friends. talking about who came out after they graduated. i pointed out that most of them went to a super christian daycare with me. and i joked "its like everyone from there is gay"
the stares.
all the stares.

tfw they now think im gay.

More Than Mortal · December 28, 2014, 02:04:23 PM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on December 28, 2014, 02:03:21 PM

Was forced to watch a guy molest a kid when I was 10.

I feel like I should tell you this is wickedly funny.

Word Wizard · December 28, 2014, 02:05:06 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on December 28, 2014, 02:04:23 PM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on December 28, 2014, 02:03:21 PM
Was forced to watch a guy molest a kid when I was 10.
I feel like I should tell you this is wickedly funny.

How so?

Septy · December 28, 2014, 02:08:59 PM

Quote from: Comet on December 28, 2014, 02:03:44 PM

sitting with some old highschool friends. talking about who came out after they graduated. i pointed out that most of them went to a super christian daycare with me. and i joked "its like everyone from there is gay"
the stares.
all the stares.

tfw they now think im gay.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

More Than Mortal · December 28, 2014, 02:13:48 PM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on December 28, 2014, 02:05:06 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on December 28, 2014, 02:04:23 PM
Quote from: Sly Instinct on December 28, 2014, 02:03:21 PM
Was forced to watch a guy molest a kid when I was 10.
I feel like I should tell you this is wickedly funny.
How so?

It's probably just my sense of humour.

Ushan · December 28, 2014, 02:15:44 PM

The one good thing about having a shit-tier memory is that you forget all the embarrassing things you've put yourself through.

big sponge · December 28, 2014, 02:18:30 PM

Quote from: Comet on December 28, 2014, 02:03:44 PM

sitting with some old highschool friends. talking about who came out after they graduated. i pointed out that most of them went to a super christian daycare with me. and i joked "its like everyone from there is gay"
the stares.
all the stares.

tfw they now think im gay.

Septy · December 28, 2014, 02:19:00 PM

In elementary school I fell down a flight of stairs and instead of helping me everyone just stared at me and were like "You okay bruh?"

Word Wizard · December 28, 2014, 02:22:44 PM

A less extreme example would probably be when I used a school ipad learning app to draw a slide show making fun of retarded people and I recorded audio for it, which included me immitating a down syndrome kid singing and fart sounds. I went to show my friend in class making sure it was muted and when I hit play, it overrode the mute and played the volume at max and everyone looked at me as I tried to stop it but couldn't find the button as the slide show played. I hit the lock screen and looked around and everyone was looking at me. I put my head down and started laughing.

Tyger · December 28, 2014, 02:23:54 PM

The first time I talked to my girlfriends parents after they found out we were having sex

UnwornUniform · December 28, 2014, 02:25:17 PM

Accidentally touching my crushes butt. But I think I've told this story before.

Septy · December 28, 2014, 02:30:55 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 28, 2014, 02:25:17 PM

Accidentally touching my crushes butt. But I think I've told this story before.

Go on...

UnwornUniform · December 28, 2014, 02:33:13 PM

Quote from: Septy on December 28, 2014, 02:30:55 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 28, 2014, 02:25:17 PM
Accidentally touching my crushes butt. But I think I've told this story before.
Go on...

I actually spelt that out wrong it was actually my best friends crushes butt. He was not impressed.

Septy · December 28, 2014, 02:34:00 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 28, 2014, 02:33:13 PM

Quote from: Septy on December 28, 2014, 02:30:55 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 28, 2014, 02:25:17 PM
Accidentally touching my crushes butt. But I think I've told this story before.
Go on...
I actually spelt that out wrong it was actually my best friends crushes butt. He was not impressed.

Well fuck now what am I supposed to get off on.

Nexus · December 28, 2014, 02:34:11 PM

This one time jerking off int he school restroom...

DAS B00T x2 · December 28, 2014, 02:34:39 PM

Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 28, 2014, 02:34:11 PM

This one time jerking off int he school restroom...

Lol, who found you?

Super Irish · December 28, 2014, 02:36:56 PM

Came out of the toilet. Forgot to pull my pants up.

Fortunately this was when I was in early primary school, and doubly fortunate that only one person was there to witness my humility.

Nexus · December 28, 2014, 02:37:52 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 28, 2014, 02:34:39 PM

Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 28, 2014, 02:34:11 PM
This one time jerking off int he school restroom...
Lol, who found you?

Nah, I'd never do that. The actual most awkward moment would be when I was taking Xanax for funsies and fell asleep in the middle of class, and the teacher woke me up. I had drool on my face, could barely speak, and I went up to go get some water and I almost tripped. Fun times.