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You are in a dark wooded forest. Behind you is the path from which you came. Forward is a highly worn trail. To the left is a small side trail that is overgrown with vegetation.

Where do you go first reply wins

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damn.. nvm

*touches booty*

*I pull down my pants and furiously masturbate*

No one will attack me now.

oh hell no, I've seen this movie.


NOPE BACKWARDS WE GOOO

These threads are shit

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You cautiously approach the dark-as-night side path. You enter the path, swatting at the vines around you with your wooden sword as you proceed down it. You eventually hear quiet whispers from the woods around you. The air here has a blue tint, and you can see that the fog is building up quite a.bit.

You eventually come to an open clearing where the path ends. The clearing is lit by blue lights that are somehow floating around the area. In the center of the clearing is a brown-haired woman wearing a black formal skirt. She's kneeling over something

As always, first person to quote this reply is the decider of what happens.

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You slowly approach the woman, who has her back turned to you.You eventually get close to her and steathily unknot your tunic's penis hole. You then pull out your 4-inch member and quickly grab the woman's shoulders firmly. She gasps, but you ram your penis with all of your might into her ass. Before you can even get through the outside layer of her dress, she spins around, throwing you two feet forward. You land on your ass and then see what the woman was standing over - a dead body.

You look over at the woman, having just enough time to register that she's green-eyed and has sharp features before she raises her leg and stomps down on your chest. You try to move, but soon find that you're pinned under her boot. You look up and her and see that she has a smirk on her face.

"You stupid, stupid, human," she says with a chuckle.

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You slowly approach the woman, who has her back turned to you.You eventually get close to her and steathily unknot your tunic's penis hole. You then pull out your 4-inch member and quickly grab the woman's shoulders firmly. She gasps, but you ram your penis with all of your might into her ass. Before you can even get through the outside layer of her dress, she spins around, throwing you two feet forward. You land on your ass and then see what the woman was standing over - a dead body.

You look over at the woman, having just enough time to register that she's green-eyed and has sharp features before she raises her leg and stomps down on your chest. You try to move, but soon find that you're pinned under her boot. You look up and her and see that she has a smirk on her face.

"You stupid, stupid, human," she says with a chuckle.

stick it in her pooper

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You slowly approach the woman, who has her back turned to you.You eventually get close to her and steathily unknot your tunic's penis hole. You then pull out your 4-inch member and quickly grab the woman's shoulders firmly. She gasps, but you ram your penis with all of your might into her ass. Before you can even get through the outside layer of her dress, she spins around, throwing you two feet forward. You land on your ass and then see what the woman was standing over - a dead body.

You look over at the woman, having just enough time to register that she's green-eyed and has sharp features before she raises her leg and stomps down on your chest. You try to move, but soon find that you're pinned under her boot. You look up and her and see that she has a smirk on her face.

"You stupid, stupid, human," she says with a chuckle.

stick it in her pooper

You attempt to rape her again, but you're pinned under her foot.

"Now, what to do with you..." she says. "It should probably be something demeaning." She gives a haughty laugh.

You look over to your side and see your wooden sword and a large, dense rock. Both are within grabbing distance.

I kill the dragon

you look around for all signs of dragon activity, but see none

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You slowly approach the woman, who has her back turned to you.You eventually get close to her and steathily unknot your tunic's penis hole. You then pull out your 4-inch member and quickly grab the woman's shoulders firmly. She gasps, but you ram your penis with all of your might into her ass. Before you can even get through the outside layer of her dress, she spins around, throwing you two feet forward. You land on your ass and then see what the woman was standing over - a dead body.

You look over at the woman, having just enough time to register that she's green-eyed and has sharp features before she raises her leg and stomps down on your chest. You try to move, but soon find that you're pinned under her boot. You look up and her and see that she has a smirk on her face.

"You stupid, stupid, human," she says with a chuckle.

stick it in her pooper

You attempt to rape her again, but you're pinned under her foot.

"Now, what to do with you..." she says. "It should probably be something demeaning." She gives a haughty laugh.

You look over to your side and see your wooden sword and a large, dense rock. Both are within grabbing distance.

Stick the sword in her pooper.

You grab the sword and quickly stick it up her ass, causing her to scream in agony before collapsing to the ground.

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You slowly approach the woman, who has her back turned to you.You eventually get close to her and steathily unknot your tunic's penis hole. You then pull out your 4-inch member and quickly grab the woman's shoulders firmly. She gasps, but you ram your penis with all of your might into her ass. Before you can even get through the outside layer of her dress, she spins around, throwing you two feet forward. You land on your ass and then see what the woman was standing over - a dead body.

You look over at the woman, having just enough time to register that she's green-eyed and has sharp features before she raises her leg and stomps down on your chest. You try to move, but soon find that you're pinned under her boot. You look up and her and see that she has a smirk on her face.

"You stupid, stupid, human," she says with a chuckle.

stick it in her pooper

You attempt to rape her again, but you're pinned under her foot.

"Now, what to do with you..." she says. "It should probably be something demeaning." She gives a haughty laugh.

You look over to your side and see your wooden sword and a large, dense rock. Both are within grabbing distance.

pull the pokeball out of your pocket, send out charizard and make it roast her

you look around for all signs of dragon activity, but see none

I kill the dragon anyways

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You slowly approach the woman, who has her back turned to you.You eventually get close to her and steathily unknot your tunic's penis hole. You then pull out your 4-inch member and quickly grab the woman's shoulders firmly. She gasps, but you ram your penis with all of your might into her ass. Before you can even get through the outside layer of her dress, she spins around, throwing you two feet forward. You land on your ass and then see what the woman was standing over - a dead body.

You look over at the woman, having just enough time to register that she's green-eyed and has sharp features before she raises her leg and stomps down on your chest. You try to move, but soon find that you're pinned under her boot. You look up and her and see that she has a smirk on her face.

"You stupid, stupid, human," she says with a chuckle.

stick it in her pooper

You attempt to rape her again, but you're pinned under her foot.

"Now, what to do with you..." she says. "It should probably be something demeaning." She gives a haughty laugh.

You look over to your side and see your wooden sword and a large, dense rock. Both are within grabbing distance.

Stick the sword in her pooper.

You grab the sword and quickly stick it up her ass, causing her to scream in agony before collapsing to the ground.

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