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The Flood / Re: My AC is out....
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:43:51 PM »
It's 83 in the house right now....

Just fuck my temps up fam.

High of 64°, low of 52° where I'm at.

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The Flood / Re: Trying out Plenty Of Fish
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:38:36 PM »
Everyone has their own pace. I'm 21 and I'm just now testing the waters.

Just sucks I'll be 26 by then. :/

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The Flood / Re: Trying out Plenty Of Fish
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:27:26 PM »
Hmmmm, I guess maybe you're right. Perhaps you should wait until after you finished with school.

I meant more along the lines of me trying to go out with someone, someone my family knows sees it, posts it on facebook, then my family sees it. I've already ran into like ten kids I've taught outside of school just within a few months.

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The Flood / Re: Trying out Plenty Of Fish
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:21:15 PM »
Facebook doesn't advertise that you use Tinder/Grindr though. Those apps use your FB but FB doesn't use those apps, I had a Tinder a year ago but no one on my FB ever knew that.

I have gossiping family members, who together stalk every person's facebook in this city.

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The Flood / Re: My AC is out....
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:18:23 PM »
Anything North of FL sounds like a winter haven right now.

Jesus, I thought up here in Pa was bad enough without AC

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The Flood / Re: Trying out Plenty Of Fish
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:16:59 PM »
How would they know unless they also use Grindr?

I've been half tempted to use Tinder or Grindr; however, with Tinder requiring a Facebook account, I think it would just be a liability with my teaching job, with Grindr, I know it's proximity based for hook ups and I don't want to come out as a fag to people close to me.

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The Flood / Re: My AC is out....
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:16:03 PM »
Oh I'm pretty sure I wont be the one attending to that mess....

Well if you kick the stool over, eventually you'll have the inconvenience of having to pick it back up

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The Flood / My AC is out....
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:12:28 PM »
Convince me not kick the stool over. Having the AC out in FL is literally Hell on Earth. Fire and brimstone and all that crap....

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The Flood / Re: Where is Secondclass?
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:09:37 PM »
Don't fling shit if you don't like it being thrown back.

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The Flood / Re: Trying out Plenty Of Fish
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:01:41 PM »
I was using OKCupid a while back and was talking to two different individuals I was matched with, and I just remembered I haven't logged on in a very long time (about four months) and I left them both in the middle of a conversation.

what?

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The Flood / Re: Trying out Plenty Of Fish
« on: March 13, 2016, 07:59:09 PM »
A made an OKC account a while back, but I haven't used it since I've been talking to Crush-senpai. Just remembered I left like three people hanging in the middle on a conversation eons ago.

Whoops.....

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The Flood / Re: When you wake up and there's no hangover
« on: March 13, 2016, 07:54:31 PM »
Went with the family to go see 10CL, came home and attempted not to melt since my AC is out. Hopefully when it gets repaired I can get back to my daily motions I've been behind on for about two weeks.

What did you guys do last night?

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The Flood / Re: Turns out my lil bro is 100% anti-degenerate
« on: March 13, 2016, 07:42:29 PM »
>TFW I'm the little brother to two older brothers.

All three of us are fuck ups but I fell I'm the only sensible one.

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The Flood / Re: 35 users online
« on: March 13, 2016, 07:24:50 PM »
You're quite depraved.

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The Flood / Re: Just spent $53 on two pairs of underwear
« on: March 13, 2016, 07:20:04 PM »
I do an insane amount of the latter two to make up for not really doing the first yet they still don't seem to fall apart on me.

Running, sleeping, farting.

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The Flood / Re: A 34 year old wants to fuck me
« on: March 13, 2016, 06:06:21 PM »
I sure as Hell would not. I have too much respect for the people I have feelings for. Trying to have it both ways will just make you lose in both situations.

I'm sure if you were in the same situation as me you'd go through with it.

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The Flood / Re: A 34 year old wants to fuck me
« on: March 13, 2016, 05:23:36 PM »
Seems a little sleazy to go after a mother when you possibly have a potential partner.

In other news, I want Senpai to have sex with me.

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The Flood / Re: 10 Cloverfield Lane > Cloverfield
« on: March 13, 2016, 04:54:58 PM »
Great story, too bad it was a total bait and switch.

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The Flood / Re: Just spent $53 on two pairs of underwear
« on: March 13, 2016, 04:50:37 PM »
The Hell are you doing with them? My pairs last me eons before I need to buy another pack.

They last me half a year before they are all stretched out and have holes in them and then I buy more.

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The Flood / Re: Echoes of the First Dreamer
« on: March 13, 2016, 03:22:47 PM »
>$2500 dollar option

Wew lad this is almost as good as Star Citizen.

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The Flood / Re: I Think I found Das' favorite game.
« on: March 13, 2016, 01:52:06 PM »
This reminds me that I need to finish Nekopara.

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The Flood / Re: Just saw 10 Cloverfield Lane
« on: March 12, 2016, 11:01:33 PM »
That would be pretty funny tbh fam.

Would you have liked it more if
Spoiler
the two captives left the bunker,
and the exact last two seconds were just Clover stepping on them and then cut to the credits?

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The Flood / Re: Just saw 10 Cloverfield Lane
« on: March 12, 2016, 10:30:48 PM »
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!! I'M WATCHING YOU ALL THE TIME!!

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The Flood / Re: Just saw 10 Cloverfield Lane
« on: March 12, 2016, 10:20:45 PM »
Quote
I guess I shouldn't call it a shit show. It was a good movie,

Dude it was awesome

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The Flood / Re: Just saw 10 Cloverfield Lane
« on: March 12, 2016, 09:47:12 PM »
I guess I shouldn't call it a shit show. It was a good movie, but it has absolutely nothing to do with Cloverfield. It's very Misery like up until the last 30 minutes then it kind of drops the ball. But it was still enjoyable to watch.

Was it somewhat decent tho

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The Flood / Spoiler Just saw 10 Cloverfield Lane
« on: March 12, 2016, 09:42:36 PM »
What a fucking shit show. They should have kept the name Valencia, since ya know, it has FUCK ALL to do with Cloverfield.

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.



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DON'T POST THAT FUCKING BANANA!

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The Flood / Re: girafarig
« on: March 12, 2016, 02:51:19 PM »
Lol this is okay but goat fucking is where you draw the line.

you have my attention

and my erection

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The Flood / Re: Hahahaha great inside joke xD
« on: March 12, 2016, 02:25:13 PM »
>Das doesn't fuck goats

Missing out tbh fam.

Isn't there a goat somewhere that needs a romantic evening?

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