A 34 year old wants to fuck me

RomanGladiator · March 13, 2016, 05:18:15 PM

She has an 11 year old daughter. My fantasy is finally going to come true guys. And she's not fat, before you ask. She has curly red hair and is actually pretty hot. We met online and have been talking for a few days now. Pics of her shall be posted later tonight.

But I'm also dating someone who is my age, 24. Not going to decide over one or the other.

March 13, 2016, 05:18:53 PM

You have to stop with this persona.

MyNameIsCharlie · March 13, 2016, 05:20:13 PM

Pics or GTFO

RomanGladiator · March 13, 2016, 05:20:22 PM

Quote from: Vivi on March 13, 2016, 05:18:53 PM

You have to stop with this persona.

I can't make this shit up lol.

Dopameme · March 13, 2016, 05:20:48 PM

hope you aren't going steady with the 24 yr old already because if you are, you're a cunt for trying to fuck other women

but if you aren't then more power to you i guess

RomanGladiator · March 13, 2016, 05:21:21 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 13, 2016, 05:20:13 PM

Pics or GTFO

Hold on. And I was debating it, but there's no way I'm going to let this opportunity pass up.

Spartan · March 13, 2016, 05:21:26 PM

oh boy here we go

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PSU · March 13, 2016, 05:23:32 PM

DO IT!

Ian · March 13, 2016, 05:23:36 PM

Seems a little sleazy to go after a mother when you possibly have a potential partner.

In other news, I want Senpai to have sex with me.

RomanGladiator · March 13, 2016, 05:25:56 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on March 13, 2016, 05:20:48 PM

hope you aren't going steady with the 24 yr old already because if you are, you're a cunt for trying to fuck other women

but if you aren't then more power to you i guess

I like her. She's crazy though. We saw Deadpool Friday night and she wanted to be touched in the movie theater, and wanted to put her hands in my pants. Which we did after in her car.

MyNameIsCharlie · March 13, 2016, 05:26:19 PM

Balls deep, Roman! Balls deep.

Mmmmm Napalm · March 13, 2016, 05:27:03 PM

RomanSleazinator

SleazyGladiator

MyNameIsCharlie · March 13, 2016, 05:30:20 PM

Found a pic of Roman, and you know what? There's nothing wrong with him

RomanGladiator · March 13, 2016, 05:33:15 PM

The MILF a town over. And if people are calling me sleazy, I'm just trying to live a little. I may never find an older woman who wants me again. Her breasts are perfection, I have a picture of those too. Her daughter will be away for nine days on a trip starting Saturday. She's hasn't had sex for longer than I have she said.

Solonoid · March 13, 2016, 05:35:38 PM

Dude you really are an irredeemable scumbag.

RomanGladiator · March 13, 2016, 05:36:42 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on March 13, 2016, 05:35:38 PM

Dude you really are an irredeemable scumbag.

It's funny how people think this of me. I'm sure if you were in the same situation as me you'd go through with it.

Coomer · March 13, 2016, 05:37:20 PM

You make me sick

gats · March 13, 2016, 05:39:07 PM

Just fuck the milf. Who cares about the 24 yr old, you're not going marry her

RomanGladiator · March 13, 2016, 05:40:11 PM

Quote from: gatsby on March 13, 2016, 05:39:07 PM

Just fuck the milf. Who cares about the 24 yr old, you're not going marry her

No, but I like going out with her. And she's naughty. I can bring her over, can't do that with the other one.

Solonoid · March 13, 2016, 05:40:47 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 13, 2016, 05:36:42 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on March 13, 2016, 05:35:38 PM
Dude you really are an irredeemable scumbag.
It's funny how people think this of me. I'm sure if you were in the same situation as me you'd go through with it.

running around on two girls at the same time is just an awful way to be

Haven't you ever read Scott Pilgrim?

Sandtrap · March 13, 2016, 05:42:46 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 13, 2016, 05:36:42 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on March 13, 2016, 05:35:38 PM
Dude you really are an irredeemable scumbag.
It's funny how people think this of me. I'm sure if you were in the same situation as me you'd go through with it.

Considering the fact that I'm emotionally caving in due to lack of friends or partners in my life, I can tell you that living on my own gives me respect for any relationship I manage to have with people. Relationships and people aren't things to be taken for granted. But despite me being cripplingly lonesome, I wouldn't stoop to anything near as far as you go.

I doubt Sol would, either.

Inevitably, you reap what you sow. And you will, one day, if you keep this attitude up. And you'll have nobody to blame but yourself.

gats · March 13, 2016, 05:42:58 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 13, 2016, 05:40:11 PM

Quote from: gatsby on March 13, 2016, 05:39:07 PM
Just fuck the milf. Who cares about the 24 yr old, you're not going marry her
No, but I like going out with her. And she's naughty. I can bring her over, can't do that with the other one.

You could see both of them if you play your cards right

RomanGladiator · March 13, 2016, 05:44:06 PM

>People think I'm awful
>I've only had sex with one person and almost in my mid 20's

Jive Turkey · March 13, 2016, 05:44:34 PM

Dawg I don't think you're a scumbag at all (srs) I completely support your moves

However don't be acting like these chicks are fine ect, they're very mediocre/average so there's no need to act like you scored a 10 lol

I say go for it and fuck the 34 year old, like Gatsby said you're not gonna marry this 20 something year old girl and I guarantee you'll regret letting the opportunity slip by

PSU · March 13, 2016, 05:48:59 PM

If the 20 year old is actually naughty, have a 3 some with both of them. Definitely possible.

Sandtrap · March 13, 2016, 05:49:01 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 13, 2016, 05:44:06 PM

>People think I'm awful
>I've only had sex with one person and almost in my mid 20's

The fact that you think the sex matters shows why you're a sack of old sacks, matey.

You've gone from hook-up to hook-up over and over again and all you're really interested in is just the sex. You'd probably throw your own mother in front of a bus if it meant you could sleep with somebody.

Then you'd probably throw them in front of a bus if you got another guarantee of doing it with somebody else.

PSU · March 13, 2016, 05:49:36 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on March 13, 2016, 05:35:38 PM

Dude you really are an irredeemable scumbag.

lol what? How is he?

Solonoid · March 13, 2016, 05:53:05 PM

Quote from: PSU on March 13, 2016, 05:49:36 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on March 13, 2016, 05:35:38 PM
Dude you really are an irredeemable scumbag.

lol what? How is he?

bro he says he's dating this chick, they're not just fucking

He shouldn't be running around

PSU · March 13, 2016, 05:55:30 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on March 13, 2016, 05:53:05 PM

Quote from: PSU on March 13, 2016, 05:49:36 PM
Quote from: Solonoid on March 13, 2016, 05:35:38 PM
Dude you really are an irredeemable scumbag.

lol what? How is he?
bro he says he's dating this chick, they're not just fucking

He shouldn't be running around

I disagree. If you aren't fucking her, you're not really an "item".