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The Flood / Re: Godzilla King of the Monsters
« on: December 10, 2018, 08:45:02 PM »
Thinner than 2016's thunder thighs.

i really dont like fatzilla

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Gaming / Re: Crash Team Racing Remater probably announced this Friday.
« on: December 08, 2018, 09:26:32 AM »
Still waiting on Crash Bash

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The Flood / Re: Marvel Studios' Avengers - Official Trailer
« on: December 08, 2018, 09:21:44 AM »
>Make a fantastic movie with an absolutely kino ending
>Ruin it with a sequel

I mean, I know that we all knew they were gonna come back from the film release schedule chart, but having the Avengers end on that note would've been brilliant.

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Pestilent Northerners, turn off the cold NOW.

>41 degrees
>"freezing my ass off"

LMAO

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WTF, how come South Florida gets 60 degrees, but I have to freeze my ass off in 41 degrees while working here in Central?

Lol it was 60 degrees this morning in South Florida.

Global warming my ass.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: December 04, 2018, 08:58:43 AM »
I've been playing nothing but Halo 3 BTB Slayer and all I ever get is Sandbox with a little bit of Last Resort. I haven't played Avalanche since before Match Composer came out.

Speaking of which, last night I searched just Halo 3 in hopes of playing the elusive Sandtrap/Avanlanche heavies. Of course I only got one game of Standoff heavies and had to put my entire team of troglodytes on my back, going 35-8, but losing 100-87

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No, that's fine and good; it's just that I thought they were gonna take his design and just blow it up even more.

How are you underwhelmed by King Ghidorah when he literally looks like he came straight out of a Toho film

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I'm a bit underwhelmed by Ghidora, but then again that poster of him wrapping himself around Goji left a lot to the imagination.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: December 02, 2018, 05:28:31 PM »
It got worse as the game progressed, it was 8v7 and two of my teammates left near the beginning and another two were AFK, I was the only guy on my team that went positive and got 30 kills that match.

But seriously folks, FUCK LAST RESORT.

Pretty good, too bad you got fucked over by the stupid Slayer spawns on this map and had the whole enemy team spawn right next to you

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: December 02, 2018, 01:00:38 PM »
I won’t deny that 4 out of these 6 kills were entirely luck.

https://xboxdvr.com/gamer/gaara00444/video/64714113

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The Flood / Re: Verbatim sucks and smells like an old man's penis
« on: November 29, 2018, 03:35:36 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: November 28, 2018, 12:21:54 AM »
It's in my profile, Gaara00444.

I wont be on tonight though, about to head to bed; if you see me online tomorrow hit me up, MCC is all I'm playing right now.

The real crime here is you not giving us your gamertag so we can meme it up in the MCC

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: November 27, 2018, 09:34:12 PM »
Last Resort & Rat's Nest is also in 4v4 with Valhalla; I know there's plenty of them laying around but I really wish those maps were guaranteed BR starts. If the enemy gets map control it's really hard to break out with a magnum and AR. Valhalla doesn't even have a lot of them on the map, if you're spawning in the cliffs you're fucked.

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The Flood / Re: Hello Flood, please AMA.
« on: November 27, 2018, 11:26:57 AM »
What are you talking about?! Viera confirmed is a sign that our prayers have been answered!

Why has our lord abandoned us and introduced Viera, the designated ERP/slut race instead of based dragons btfo Burmecian race.

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The Flood / Re: Hello Flood, please AMA.
« on: November 27, 2018, 10:39:09 AM »
Give me your honest thoughts on the state of the world. Is it all just going to shit?

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The Flood / Re: If you could remove the autism, would you do it?
« on: November 24, 2018, 09:10:17 AM »
Always Unique Totally Interesting Sometimes Mysterious

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: November 23, 2018, 08:02:56 PM »
This is the first it’s ever happened to me, I have yet to see it in BTB.

Just got a five minute ban. I played a match on Heretic and my team was full of drooling retards while the enemy team was full of obvious pros. Got fucking destroyed but didn’t want a ban. Game ended and I thought “whatever, it was just one game, now it’s over” and my next match was the SAME EXACT PLAYERS, TEAMS AND EVERYTHING.

Fuck that, I’m not in the business of having my K/D unfairly raped.
The MCC population is so small that you will match with the same people over and over again for multiple matches and recognize their names, playstyle, and other people they’re partied up with.

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>Child molestation mini-game

Lmao

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: November 23, 2018, 09:53:55 AM »
Just got a five minute ban. I played a match on Heretic and my team was full of drooling retards while the enemy team was full of obvious pros. Got fucking destroyed but didn’t want a ban. Game ended and I thought “whatever, it was just one game, now it’s over” and my next match was the SAME EXACT PLAYERS, TEAMS AND EVERYTHING.

Fuck that, I’m not in the business of having my K/D unfairly raped.

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The Flood / Re: What’s everybody doing for Thanksgiving?
« on: November 22, 2018, 05:03:41 AM »
Seconding this. I get off fairly early compared to usual today so I could've celebrated with family but they all went to the pan handle to see extended family without me so it's another year of me being alone when I get home. It's fine though, I kind of just go on thinking like this isn't even a holiday.

Working

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: November 22, 2018, 04:59:17 AM »
I don't doubt that you do play more, I only recently got back into Halo cause I resubscribed to XBL. I'm just saying that before this, I didn't think there was a quit ban at all despite the warnings on the Leave screen saying that there was. I'm sure 343 will hear about this new system in their MCC feedback thread and I'm also sure that there match composer will likely be more refined in the future, for now I'm just happy I can choose to make my own BTB playlist with Halo 2A, 3, & 4.

But I'm still really really pissed about them adding Valhalla to 4v4.

I've likely played significantly more MCC matchmaking then you have. Much of the quitting lessened when the september update came out. Quitting is still rampant because of lopsided games. Full teams should match teams, that's how it worked in halo 2 and 3. Nobody enjoys playing against a full team of halo 3 50s that play like their life is on the line. If I'm in a 3v4 or a 5v8 against a full team, I'm dipping, I shouldn't be punished heavily because the system does not give singles and duo teams a fair chance to play a game.

Also the other day, Jono and I had THREE straight games where half the people in the game were kicked out at the start of the match, turning the games into 3v5s or 2v4s. It's a good thing this happened before this update otherwise I would have been banned for 24 hours because this four year old games is still a steaming pile of dog shit.

No one at 343 plays this game because they would see this and not result in such outrageous kneejerk reactions.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: November 21, 2018, 10:01:53 AM »
Jesus Fucking Christ why? Why repeat the biggest mistake Bungie made with Social Slayer in Halo 3?

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Halo 3 Social Offerings

2v2: Added Sandbox variants Tundra and Vessel to 2v2
4v4: Added Orbital, High Ground, Epilogue, Valhalla, Last Resort, Cold Storage, Pantheon, Tundra, and Wastelands
8v8: Added sandbox variants Utah mambo, Vindictive, Wastelands, and Workplace Bravo
8v8 Action Sack: Added in Big Team Battle Heavies variants for Avalanche, Sandtrap, Standoff, and Valhalla

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Gaming / Re: What are some must-play games of absolute high quality?
« on: November 21, 2018, 09:55:34 AM »
Final Fantasy XII

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: November 21, 2018, 09:54:18 AM »
Were you playing MCC recently before this? The game had a massive quit problem with players, I played roughly five-seven matches every day for a week and I can count the number of times I had a game where no one quit the whole week on one hand and still have fingers left over. I quit too because I knew there was no consequences when I leave a game where it was me against 8 in BTB because the rest of my team quit on me; the leave button warned of a quit ban but I never saw one. I'm not defending the incredibly strict punishment we have now, but it was getting really out of hand before.

wtf did 343 do to MCC now. Social you just pick the games and gametypes you want now. Also you get banned for 10 minutes when you quit one game,  yeah thanks 343 for punishing people when they  don't want to play against a team of sweatys.

Halo 3 also has big team heavies now

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The Flood / Re: Happy men's day to all the Sep7a-Lads!
« on: November 19, 2018, 07:09:37 PM »
This is incredibly sexist. Casual-masculinity is gateway behavior to more aggressive and toxic misogyny. We really shouldn’t encourage this.

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The Flood / Re: Midterm Election - Reps. win Senate, Dems. to win House
« on: November 07, 2018, 12:10:08 AM »
We passed a law to get rid of it here in FL back in March but daddy Fed told us to fuck off and stay with the rest of the East Coast. Just letting you know you might get a similar answer.

Voted to end Daylight Savings Time here in California. It better pass.

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The Flood / Re: Midterm Election - 30 minutes until first polls close
« on: November 06, 2018, 04:47:35 PM »
Nelson and Gillum.

Rick Scott is a snake and I don't want him anywhere near the Senate; and DeSantis is a question-dodging buffoon with less energy than Jeb.

Who’d you vote for

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The Flood / Re: Midterm Election - 30 minutes until first polls close
« on: November 06, 2018, 04:40:58 PM »
Thank Christ the text spamming will finally cease after tonight.

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The Flood / Re: i have a job at a hotel now
« on: November 06, 2018, 01:49:49 AM »
Playing video games on the job doesn't sound like good use of company time.

i've done nothing wrong and I have nothing to fear

no matter what happens, I'm in the right and that's what matters

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Serious / Re: Should women be allowed in the army?
« on: November 03, 2018, 11:17:46 PM »
What about the Jew?

army females were a mistake. There is not a creature on this planet more vile or useless.

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