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The Flood / Re: 35 users online
« on: March 13, 2016, 07:24:50 PM »
You're quite depraved.

8402
The Flood / Re: Just spent $53 on two pairs of underwear
« on: March 13, 2016, 07:20:04 PM »
I do an insane amount of the latter two to make up for not really doing the first yet they still don't seem to fall apart on me.

Running, sleeping, farting.

8403
The Flood / Re: A 34 year old wants to fuck me
« on: March 13, 2016, 06:06:21 PM »
I sure as Hell would not. I have too much respect for the people I have feelings for. Trying to have it both ways will just make you lose in both situations.

I'm sure if you were in the same situation as me you'd go through with it.

8404
The Flood / Re: A 34 year old wants to fuck me
« on: March 13, 2016, 05:23:36 PM »
Seems a little sleazy to go after a mother when you possibly have a potential partner.

In other news, I want Senpai to have sex with me.

8405
The Flood / Re: 10 Cloverfield Lane > Cloverfield
« on: March 13, 2016, 04:54:58 PM »
Great story, too bad it was a total bait and switch.

8406
The Flood / Re: Just spent $53 on two pairs of underwear
« on: March 13, 2016, 04:50:37 PM »
The Hell are you doing with them? My pairs last me eons before I need to buy another pack.

They last me half a year before they are all stretched out and have holes in them and then I buy more.

8407
The Flood / Re: Echoes of the First Dreamer
« on: March 13, 2016, 03:22:47 PM »
>$2500 dollar option

Wew lad this is almost as good as Star Citizen.

8408
The Flood / Re: I Think I found Das' favorite game.
« on: March 13, 2016, 01:52:06 PM »
This reminds me that I need to finish Nekopara.

8409
The Flood / Re: Just saw 10 Cloverfield Lane
« on: March 12, 2016, 11:01:33 PM »
That would be pretty funny tbh fam.

Would you have liked it more if
Spoiler
the two captives left the bunker,
and the exact last two seconds were just Clover stepping on them and then cut to the credits?

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The Flood / Re: Just saw 10 Cloverfield Lane
« on: March 12, 2016, 10:30:48 PM »
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!! I'M WATCHING YOU ALL THE TIME!!

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The Flood / Re: Just saw 10 Cloverfield Lane
« on: March 12, 2016, 10:20:45 PM »
Quote
I guess I shouldn't call it a shit show. It was a good movie,

Dude it was awesome

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The Flood / Re: Just saw 10 Cloverfield Lane
« on: March 12, 2016, 09:47:12 PM »
I guess I shouldn't call it a shit show. It was a good movie, but it has absolutely nothing to do with Cloverfield. It's very Misery like up until the last 30 minutes then it kind of drops the ball. But it was still enjoyable to watch.

Was it somewhat decent tho

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The Flood / Spoiler Just saw 10 Cloverfield Lane
« on: March 12, 2016, 09:42:36 PM »
What a fucking shit show. They should have kept the name Valencia, since ya know, it has FUCK ALL to do with Cloverfield.

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.



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DON'T POST THAT FUCKING BANANA!

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The Flood / Re: girafarig
« on: March 12, 2016, 02:51:19 PM »
Lol this is okay but goat fucking is where you draw the line.

you have my attention

and my erection

8417
The Flood / Re: Hahahaha great inside joke xD
« on: March 12, 2016, 02:25:13 PM »
>Das doesn't fuck goats

Missing out tbh fam.

Isn't there a goat somewhere that needs a romantic evening?

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The Flood / Re: Have you lost anyone close to you so far in life?
« on: March 12, 2016, 02:15:19 PM »
Father died back in February of 2014, pancreatic cancer.

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The Flood / Re: certain member trying to get dates
« on: March 12, 2016, 02:12:57 PM »
That was so painful to read I couldn't finish it. I hope I'll never come across that way to Senpai....

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The Flood / Re: Sapphire went offsite
« on: March 12, 2016, 10:12:27 AM »
A quick Amazon search shows they're actually incredibly cheap. The most recent booster pack series Breakers of Shadow is going for only $2.95 a pack. You can get older packs (including first generation series packs) for only two-three dollars more.

$10 is an exaggeration--i actually don't remember how much they go for these days, but i know they're very expensive

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The Flood / Re: Sapphire went offsite
« on: March 12, 2016, 10:07:45 AM »
$10? I distinctly remember booster packs being $6.95 whenever I bought them, starter/structure decks were about $14 for me. I don't remember anything else though, I only got one Collectible tin box and that was a gift.

nah, cards are expensive as fuck

$10 for one booster pack is fucking extortion

when i was still a kid, i began to realize how much it was costing my parents to buy me packs, so i did them a favor and just drew them myself on sheets of paper--i would've printed them, but ink is probably even more expensive

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The Flood / Re: Sapphire went offsite
« on: March 12, 2016, 10:00:32 AM »
Looking back on it now, trading cards like Yugioh and Pokemon are dirt ass cheap, it's just that back then I had no income so I couldn't even afford a two dollar "rare" card.

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The Flood / Re: holy shit get out BR'd son
« on: March 11, 2016, 09:25:51 PM »
You're the Cancer that killed casual playlists in Halo 3.

if AR and melee weren't your top two ToD's you're not even a pro.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon yearly meet up.
« on: March 11, 2016, 08:05:40 PM »
Ugh fine, FIVE people.

smh and to think i engaged in romantic roleplay entirely in chinese with you

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon yearly meet up.
« on: March 11, 2016, 08:03:10 PM »
No, and the people that are already know who they are.

1. Ember
2. Niedopałek
3. A Wild Scrafty
4. xaxa funni meme?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon yearly meet up.
« on: March 11, 2016, 07:58:49 PM »
There are only like four people here I'd like to see tbh fam.

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The Flood / Re: Team Cap or Team Ironman?
« on: March 11, 2016, 01:31:10 PM »
Cap because I don't like RDJ.

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There is nothing Chad about this. This is pretty sad of the guy tbh fam.

The thing with Chad is that he has TONS of sex, like every single day, sometimes twice a day, a lot of times with different girls. At the very least 1 new girl per week

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The Flood / Re: Mods are corrupt
« on: March 11, 2016, 11:15:02 AM »
Wha?

Fucking mods, always abusing their power n shit, the whole lot of them!
where do you work 12 hours a day

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The Flood / Re: Mods are corrupt
« on: March 11, 2016, 10:57:01 AM »
Fucking mods, always abusing their power n shit, the whole lot of them!

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