Quote from: Verbatim on August 09, 2017, 07:28:51 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on August 09, 2017, 07:23:41 PM

Be patient and slow at the start. Get her nice and worked up beforehand. You don't necessarily need to get your fIngers dirty but they accelerate the process. Don't start the rhythm immediately upon entry, give things time to stretch. Then gradually pick the rhythm up. Slipping out is regular, if you get too flaccid dont make futile attempts at reinsertion, do what you need to to get back to full mast then go back in.

Once you get the gears turning you can go balls deep.

But always listen. Be patient. Anal isn't jacking off.

you do a great job of making it seem like it's something not worth the effort

I imagine it does sound dry to those who haven't had it.

i'm not saying it sounds dry

it sounds like a hassle

Also it seems painful as fuck for both parties, even with lube.

Lost to my first Abigail online, but beat my second.

Beat my first Ed. Now I need a Kolin.

I'm digging this new female announcer on the vs. screen.

I'm still going to be the best Juri ever, so don't think I'm giving up or anything

Nah, you're absolutely right. Juri does happen to be one of the weaker characters at the moment (bottom tier, in fact). I just couldn't help myself.

That said, this game is actually surprisingly well-balanced for how many characters the game has. I consider that one of its strongest points. It's obviously not perfect, but I measure a game's balance by how many viable characters there are (viable = "could i win a tournament with this character?"), and honestly, I don't think there's a single character in this game that you couldn't win a major tournament with, as long as you were willing to put in the work.

Juri just happens to require the most of it.

I have PS+ for today and tomorrow (hooked myself up with a trial), so we could practice a little if you wanted.

My ID is just Verbatim.

Quote from: SecondClass on August 09, 2017, 12:48:07 PM

Quote from: challengerX on August 09, 2017, 12:47:09 PM

Can somebody fucking ban this guy how much more do we have to take of his shitty 10 threads per day about meaningless garbage

oh youre just suffering so much over my harmless threads

gtfo of life please

Deci is ten million times the member you are

what's happened in your life recently that's made you so negative

nice bowlcut

Quote from: Verbatim on August 09, 2017, 09:31:35 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 09, 2017, 09:20:59 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 09, 2017, 07:26:36 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 09, 2017, 07:09:09 AM

Quote from: Mattie G Indahouse on August 09, 2017, 05:56:56 AM

If he said this ten-17 years ago would he have gotten fired over it? To me the reason why is due to this "social justice warrior" mentality we have now. It's a different subject to talk about, but I'm going to bring up Gone Home. If that game came out ten years earlier as well than it most likely would have been considered mediocre, which it is and it wouldn't have been getting the praise it's getting now. As a society we are now getting butthurt over the littlest of things and we are praising things or people like Bruce Jenner simply because they involve the LGBT. There is nothing heroic about what Bruce Jenner did to his body but people are considering him "heroic" all because he got a sex change.

I never got this with 'pride parades'. If you are born this way, what exactly are you proud of? Now if you live like this by choice then you can be proud of it, because you chose to do so.

Like I cannot be proud to have two testicle. I was born with them.

do you feel the same way about patriotism

Being patriotic is a choice. I'm not sure what you are trying to say.
Do you mean how someone is proud of the country they are born in? Or proud to have been born in their country?

patriotism can only mean the second thing

i can be proud of luxembourg for affording people the right to die, but i cannot be their patriot

i take it you wouldn't say it's rational to be a patriot then

You have to be proud of your country to be a patriot of it. You also have to push your country to be better if you are a real patriot.

i'm failing to see why this means you can't or shouldn't be proud of your sexuality

you don't choose your sexuality, sure, but you don't choose where you're born either

there are lots of things we're "proud" of that we don't necessarily choose, so it just seems like you're trying to apply an arbitrary standard where there doesn't necessarily need to be one

why would you want to be human

Quote from: Verbatim on August 09, 2017, 09:37:31 AM

Quote from: Azumarill on August 09, 2017, 09:32:17 AM

stop equating liberalism with the left lmfao

liberalism = left

stay mad

Quote from: Verbatim on August 09, 2017, 07:26:36 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 09, 2017, 07:09:09 AM

Quote from: Mattie G Indahouse on August 09, 2017, 05:56:56 AM

If he said this ten-17 years ago would he have gotten fired over it? To me the reason why is due to this "social justice warrior" mentality we have now. It's a different subject to talk about, but I'm going to bring up Gone Home. If that game came out ten years earlier as well than it most likely would have been considered mediocre, which it is and it wouldn't have been getting the praise it's getting now. As a society we are now getting butthurt over the littlest of things and we are praising things or people like Bruce Jenner simply because they involve the LGBT. There is nothing heroic about what Bruce Jenner did to his body but people are considering him "heroic" all because he got a sex change.

I never got this with 'pride parades'. If you are born this way, what exactly are you proud of? Now if you live like this by choice then you can be proud of it, because you chose to do so.

Like I cannot be proud to have two testicle. I was born with them.

do you feel the same way about patriotism

Being patriotic is a choice. I'm not sure what you are trying to say.
Do you mean how someone is proud of the country they are born in? Or proud to have been born in their country?

patriotism can only mean the second thing

i can be proud of luxembourg for affording people the right to die, but i cannot be their patriot

i take it you wouldn't say it's rational to be a patriot then

Just got Ed, which completes the roster until S3 comes around. He's not really my type, but oh well.

Nah nah, not quite. Still got a couple silhouettes remaining for this season.

One of them is all but guaranteed to be Menat, Rose's apprentice (AKA the "Fortune Teller" from Ed's character intro), and Zeku, who is Guy's sensei and appeared in Street Fighter Alpha 2 as an NPC.

I'm actually really liking Ed, aesthetically and gameplay-wise. I expected to dislike him, because all of his special move "motions" are super simplified, but he's actually surprisingly technical, and his combos appear to involve some tight windows and a good sense of spacing. That might make him difficult to play online, but I'll see if I can make it work.

You may have noticed that all of his kicks look really awkward, and I thought they were just bad animations, but then it hit me—Balrog of all people trained him. Of course his kicks are gonna be weird-looking, because his mentor literally doesn't know how to kick. I thought that was clever.

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2017, 09:07:49 PM

Damn, watching all the updated character demonstrations alone brought me from 77K to 100K.

Ed is mine.

They give you FM for just watching the demos?

Mmhm. You don't even have to watch the whole thing—just exit after selecting them.

Probably not a bad idea to just watch them through anyway.

I'll have PS+ back soon, so I'm practicing for the first time in months.

I didn't know they added a second volume for trials. Sick.

Thank god I have 77K in the bank—Ed's gonna be mine very shortly.

mango analyzing evo's best match

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2017, 06:30:56 PM

i hate fans

of anything

Why?

http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/you-got-lodge-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/msg1461573/#msg1461573