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The Flood / Unofficial Shit Meme Thread
« on: August 26, 2015, 09:31:39 PM »
I couldn't find a use for this so

Gaming / Splatoon
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:13:25 PM »
Is it just me, or is the game extremely hard to play?

Honestly I tried Splatoon again after a couple months and it's just...ehhh.
I want to like it, I really do, and I like watching gameplay but everything else about it I just can't get into.

I downloaded the game at launch and I enjoyed it, despite the lack of content. Eventually I stopped playing since I got tired of the 4 maps, few guns, etc.
When I picked it up again (at level 9, only level 10s can play ranked) I felt outclassed by every other player.
I expected a good matchmaking system, but I was a level 9 paired up with people level 30+, and most of the people I ended up playing were from Japan, so I had some lag.
Also, because of the level difference, all the other players had extremely better equipment, for example, being able to take many more hits than I could.
It takes an insane amount of matches to get to the level of my opponents, which means I need to grind levels, not even having the slightest bit of fun, and at that point I just don't give a shit anymore.

Anyone else have this with Splatoon? Any other games with this type of curve?

The Flood / Post ITT and I'll give you a 'would you rather' question
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:21:38 PM »
Shameless copy of Alphy's thread.

The Flood / Bad Translations
« on: July 16, 2015, 01:20:11 PM »

Some of my favourites:
Original text:

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"What the hell, this is bullshit, tell me you don't have enough problems? What you need to know: what led me to my class naval forces, special forces and have been involved in a number of attacks on the mystery of al Qaeda, and I've more than 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla war, and that I'm the best sniper in the entire United States army. You're nothing for me, but for other purposes. Shit, in cooperation with an accuracy which has never been seen on earth, mark my words. You think you can tell me over the Internet? Think again, bitch. And we, I said, and my secret network of spies in the United States and Your IP is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, stream. The storm that wipes pathetic, what you call your life. You are dead meat. And can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my hands. Don't know, I extensively trained unarmed combat, but I should have access to the entire Arsenal of the marine corps of the UNITED States, and we must use their fingers to regain your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only I could know what evil is punished a little smart comments that fell on you, you can spend your bloody language. But you must be, and must now pay the price, you goddamn idiot. I'm going to shit in a rage, and all around you, and you have to take risks. You are dead meat."
Original text:

"Uranus is the third largest planet in the Solar System. It has a diameter of 31,765 miles or 51,118 kilometers which is about four times the diameter of Earth. Uranus has a volume which is about 63 times the volume of Earth which means that 63 Earths can fit inside Uranus."

 ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

 "The sky is the third planet in the solar system. Inch,31,765 51,118 km. Or km, Which is almost four times greater than the diameter of the earth, the air, the sky,the world, home to 63 63 times."
Original text:

"Oh no, my pineapple is ruined."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

Original text:

"I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This is the legend of king Arthur."

Gaming / How were this year's E3 conferences overall?
« on: June 17, 2015, 09:45:20 AM »
(This is including only the conferences since that's where most of the hype is)

Rate this year's E3 based on how good the conferences were together.

My opinions on the conferences:
Bethesda 8/10
Microsoft 6/10
EA 2/10
Ubisoft 7/10
Sony 8/10
Nintendo 7/10
Squeenix 4/10
PC 4/10

I averaged this and rounded to get a 6/10

Gaming / Why Nintendo making realistic looking games is terrifying
« on: June 16, 2015, 12:58:42 PM »

Something just seems off about this to me.

Maybe it's combining the cartoonish eyes with realistic looking fur on a human shape body?

Oh god.

The Flood / Who wants to music?
« on: May 31, 2015, 08:21:37 PM »

Gaming / Smash Bros Wii U Stage Sharing Thread
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:57:48 PM »
Here you can post custom stages that you make in Smash Bros Wii U.
To upload, you need to go online in the game, go to the share option, send, stages, and then post yours to Miiverse and link it. You can download others' stages by liking the post, going on your Wii U, looking at your recent likes on your profile, and downloading it from there.

Here are mine so far:

Happy 420 birthday, Hitler!

Gaming / My Full Opinions on Mewtwo After Two Days of Playing.
« on: April 17, 2015, 06:53:58 AM »
He's a strong, slow character, who flies far and dies quickly (He's the second lightest character, after Jigglypuff, in fact).
Despite this flawed combination, Mewtwo is a really good in defense options.

First, his specials.
Shadow Ball: Main spacing tool. Takes a while to charge up but does having gimping/edgeguarding potential imo.

Teleport: A great recovery once you get used to it. Can also be used to reliably dodge attacks after enough practice.

Confusion: This is a huge asset against projectile based characters. It can temporarily stun the opponent, being a great combo starter. Also, this is a very good projectile reflector, as even almost a second after I used the move, it still reflected the attack. You can kinda also combo into this from a jab.

Disable: Garbage. At least from what I've seen of it. The trick to it is you need to have eye contact with the opponent, making it particularly hard to pull off against pretty much anything. The only good thing I can see here is you could get lucky and catch an opponent in this off of a Confusion, and you can combo it from a jab, if you're lucky, but that's about it.

DThrow: Meh... It doesn't really combo into anything, I just use it a lot because I'm used to DThrowing with Ness.

BThrow: Probably his best throw. Can reliably kill at the edge of the stage at just past 100% typically does around 10% too.

FThrow: It looks cool and typically does 10%. Low knockback.

UThrow: About as strong as BThrow. Can be good for mindgames and K.O.s.


Fair: Definitely his best aerial. Low ending lag, high knockback, decent range.

Bair: Good range, good combo potential, that's all.

Dair: Nice meteor smash. Haven't explored it much apart from that.

Uair: same as Bair.

Smash Attacks:

Down Smash: Pretty good for edgeguarding. Sadly, it only attacks in the front.

Side Smash
: Great knockback, great range, great damage output.

Up Smash: Hard to hit most of the time on the ground but catching an opponent in the air, and their damage is around 80% or up is dead.


-Down Tilt and Up Tilt are good combo starters.
-Shadow Ball doesn't hit unless you shoot it anymore. :(
-He has a really quick roll.

Probably more to be added.


It looks like we might be getting them in Smash Wii U/3DS.
The twitter account of the wiki The Cutting Room Floor also confirmed the data's existence.

Along with this are three Kirby songs and a theme from Street Fighter (never played it). I'm pretty excited, this might mean that we are also getting new stages in DLC form. (samuri plz new pork city for 8 player and omega scenery annd new mother 3 music holy grep plz)

Gaming / Nintendo Direct 4.1.2015 Thread
« on: March 31, 2015, 06:33:16 PM »
So, if you haven't heard, there's a Nintendo Direct tomorrow at 3 p.m. PT/6 p.m. ET/11 p.m. UK/12 midnight EU.

The link to the live stream:

The link to a leak posted yesterday before the announcement that there is one, about an April 1st direct.
Possible spoilers:

Predict and discuss here.

The Flood / Guise.
« on: March 29, 2015, 11:19:26 AM »
Join and let's groove  8).

Gaming / "Respected Smash Master"
« on: March 24, 2015, 09:38:22 PM »
I guess I need to win again to earn my title back.

The Flood / Describe the edgiest thing you can think of in one sentence.
« on: February 24, 2015, 09:47:12 PM »
say something funy an edggey loolololol xdxd :""""")))



Gaming / Kids are gonna be doing this soon I guess...
« on: December 24, 2014, 09:33:35 AM »
...But with PS4s, XBones, and Wii Us.


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