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The Flood / Re: I get HARD when my own dick swing and hits my thigh
« on: September 30, 2021, 01:48:58 PM »
this is like if RC made a thread asking if eating one saltine cracker would "make him fat"
but dude im a man and have the thighs of a man. i might be a fag.
why are you adjusting the thermostat while your house is on fire

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The Flood / Re: I get HARD when my own dick swing and hits my thigh
« on: September 30, 2021, 12:36:49 PM »
this is like if RC made a thread asking if eating one saltine cracker would "make him fat"

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Gaming / Re: Happy 1Oth University Dark Souls
« on: September 24, 2021, 06:25:17 PM »
Not necessarily my favorite memory, but managing to beat the Bed of Chaos with my own creative method that I haven't seen anyone else use was pretty fun and satisfying. Like everyone else, I was having a hard time trying to avoid getting knocked into those death pits, but I figured out that I could just use the Iron Flesh pyromancy to make myself heavier. It does slow your movement, but as long as you just block all of its attacks with a Greatshield, it'll make it impossible for you to get knocked around.

Similarly, a lot of people don't seem to realize that bonewheels will not attack you if you use the Hidden Body sorcery, which I also figured out through experimentation.

Finding the Painted World on my own was also very satisfying, especially after having multiple people say that I'd never find it because of my stubborn refusal to play online.

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The Flood / Re: What Is Your Favorite Sin and Why
« on: September 21, 2021, 02:23:12 AM »
probably pride, always seemed like the least sinful one to me

now we just need a greed

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The Flood / Re: Bungie sues Marty for $100,000
« on: September 16, 2021, 08:32:16 PM »
a mess of his own making

he can get fucked

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The Flood / Re: Who remembers the Nokia Lumia 1020?
« on: September 13, 2021, 02:34:09 AM »
i still to this day do not own or use a mobile phone of any kind

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The Flood / Re: Cum
« on: September 10, 2021, 09:00:10 PM »
tbh I think cunt is the term for female.genitals that I find the least gross sounding.
probably my fault

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The Flood / Re: Cum
« on: September 10, 2021, 06:37:10 AM »
Hey, this just begs the question.

What's objectively worse?

Cum or Jizz?

I haven't heard it used in a long time, but I feel like jizz takes the crown, if only because it sounds like the slang stoners would use.
"jizz" isn't great, but it has a couple things going for it

it features two of my favorite sounds when used for "silly" words in the language (a voiced palatal approximant "J" and voiced alveolar fricative "Z"), and brings to mind words like "jolt" and "sizzle," which are words that definitely match the feelings associated with having an orgasm

unlike most sexual slang terms, there's a certain biting humor to the word that brings light to the clumsy, unflattering, and animalistic nature of the male orgasm (for a perfect example of this, throw yourself back to "Jizz in My Pants" by The Lonely Island)—and that, i can somewhat get behind, but it's still not a word that i would ever find myself using

I hate the word pussy. Say vagina.
"vagina" is a horrible word—women to me are in the unfortunate position of having no words for their sexual organs that don't sound either excessively dirty or excessively clinical

"penis" is also fairly clinical, and i don't necessarily love how "dick" sounds, but at least it's a monosyllabic word—"vagina" possesses three of the grossest-sounding syllables in the language, and the fact that it ruins my favorite letter/sound in the process ("V") just sends me over the line

in polite conversation, i generally default to "privates," which has the added benefit of being gender neutral

and would you look at that? it has both a "P" and a "V" together, i literally just noticed that. that's quite nice

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You are the most loathsome poster on the site I think. I pray for all of the minors being preyed upon in your groomer server on discord
not sure if you recall, but the server in question is the same one she got kicked out of permanently for (among several other reasons) impersonating me to evade a previous ban in some unhinged attempt at currying favor with the people she upset in order to allow herself back in, the outcome of which can be read here when one of the admins of that community saw what was happening and told me that she would never be on that server again

some time later, spagelo ends up DMing me on discord to invite me to this very server, and i'm like "sure why not" because they do movie nights—i love movies—and it seemed like a good excuse to meet some new people with similar interests, even if they were all associated with a crazy fuck that i hate

i stuck around for about a year. i wasn't the most active member on that server by any means, and i didn't get to know anyone TOO well, but i showed up to movie nights when i could, and most of the people there seemed pretty chill, and appreciated my thoughts when i did share them (except for at least one person who very obviously did not like me, which is fine, but i feel like she just had a stick up her ass constantly which soured the atmosphere at times)

i had to leave last month, though, and sever all connections, because spagelo decided to go back on her word and let secondclass back on this server. NO notice, NO prior discussion, NO explanation. NO real reasoning. the fucking lunatic is just back now. "fuck what i said before, fuck what you're comfortable with, fuck the emotional distress this person has put you through—if you're not willing to forgive her, then you're just being a petulant child. this is what we're doing."

it sucks, because it was a nice group of people who i was hoping to develop a stronger connection to, but if spagelo really is so fucking stupid that she doesn't understand how insulting (and scary) it is to allow someone who maliciously impersonated me to be back on that server, after specifically telling me that she would never do that, and didn't even have the fucking common courtesy to ASK us first, then i will not hesitate to burn the fuck out of that bridge, because she doesn't get to decide who i'm willing to forgive, or who i'm willing to associate with. what a fucking creep

just a little bit of drama there for you, i know it's been a drought lately

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The Flood / Re: Cum
« on: September 09, 2021, 01:05:12 AM »
probably my least favorite english word
What's your favorite
when i first learned what it was, i loved it so much that i made it my username

Also describe in a bulleted list why the word "cum" is your least favorite word in the English lexicon
i actually don't know if it's my least favorite word, but it's way down there

  • I'm usually opposed to disliking words for their meanings, because it's not the word's fault that we've defined it that way, but I take exception to this word because I really hate thinking about semen, and that's what the word makes me think of
  • General dislike of any sexual slang words (I don't have as much of a problem with "semen" because it sounds more clinical, but it's still not great—it's a rare instance of a concept that I would prefer to talk about euphemistically, if at all)
  • Homophones with "come," which opens the door for a lot of obnoxious and sophomoric puns
  • Homonyms with the the Latin word "cum," making it impossible to think of common terms like "cum laude," or even everyday words like "cumbersome," "cumulative," or "cucumber," without also thinking of semen (I also feel bad for anyone whose last name is "Cummings")
  • Phonetically, it sounds excessively blunt and vulgar, almost as gross and unpleasant as the substance it is defined as
  • General bias against any 3-letter words, especially when two of them are my least favorite letters
  • "C" is the most vestigial letter in the English alphabet, needed only for the "ch-" sound (which it needs the "H" for); every other C-related noise could be replaced with "K" or "S"
  • "U" is the ugliest vowel; synesthetically, I've always associated it with a pale pink hue, like a pig, and I conceptually associate it with things like stupidity and filth (disclaimer: pigs are actually rather intelligent and clean animals, but due to childhood associations, I still unfairly tend to file pigs under "filthy" and "stupid")
  • "M" is a letter I don't necessarily have beef with, but it's not doing the word any favors here, because it's a soft bilabial following a harsh voiceless velar plosive, almost like the word is proud and welcoming of its own vulgarity
  • Posseses no redeeming qualities; for all the things I dislike about it, I'm unable to think of anything that I do like about it, which, in itself, is another thing to dislike about it

the biggest reasons would have to be its tendency to destroy words that are phonetically adjacent to it—if someone calls to me, and i say "i'm coming," i always wince internally and brace myself for some kind of stupid cum joke, which never happens, but when it does, i can't wait to cringe at them to let them know just how unfunny and disgusting they are

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You should read the manga.

The creator, Kentaro Miura, passed away this year.  Assuming you watched the 1997 anime you should defs jump into the manga.
what's the point though, knowing the story will never be finished? especially knowing how much of a commitment it is

same is gonna happen with ASoIaF too, and we all know it

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The Flood / Re: Cum
« on: September 06, 2021, 01:52:55 AM »
probably my least favorite english word
What about cuck. That's got an awful ring to it.

Or moist.

It was very moist in the verbatim bookstore.
"moist" seems to be everyone's go-to for unpleasant words, but idk, it never really bothered me that much
i honestly think "wet" might be worse

cuck is pretty bad, though, with cuckold being even worse

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The Flood / Re: Cum
« on: September 05, 2021, 04:32:47 PM »
probably my least favorite english word

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okay, i just finished it

Spoiler
i loved it

that was the best send-off to the franchise that i could've asked for

i'll collect my thoughts and post 'em later, but yeah—i'm very happy

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Yo Verb when are you gonna watch it?
we'll see about tonight

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The Flood / Re: How the fuck do you not get a blurry pfp
« on: August 12, 2021, 09:55:07 PM »
if you're uploading it to sep7agon, it'll do that

it's better to paste the URL from a different source like imgur

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Gaming / Re: Dragonball FighterZ
« on: August 12, 2021, 06:12:22 PM »
i'm friends with one of the best dbfz players in the world (which i feel confident saying because he recently beat ChrisG at an in-person tournament), who plays 17, kefla, and a random fill

can't into fighting games like this though, too much shit going on

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The Flood / Re: How have you changed since Sep7 began?
« on: August 11, 2021, 10:25:04 PM »
well, i guess you can add "graduated college" to my ever-growing list of accomplishments

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The Flood / Re: not to be political
« on: August 06, 2021, 06:58:03 PM »
Wtf this forum is still alive
Not really

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The Flood / Re: I made some food
« on: July 22, 2021, 12:25:04 AM »
i don't like food

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The Flood / Re: ive never understood the term “nsfw”
« on: July 19, 2021, 02:38:23 AM »
I used to wonder the same thing, but I think the basic idea is that it's better to be caught on Twitter than it is to be caught on Pornhub.

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the most important thing to note here: the game will have rollback netcode

meet my Danny Phantom/Oblina

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The Flood / Re: happy Bungie day
« on: July 07, 2021, 09:05:21 PM »
i've been saying fuck bungie since 2001

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: July 03, 2021, 01:41:02 PM »
searing hot take

people who had their favorite characters mii'd should just be happy they made it into the game at all

only geno and waluigi fans get to be salty (and i'm only one of those things)

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Gaming / Re: Game collecting
« on: July 02, 2021, 03:32:50 PM »
Also good luck finding a copy of the N64 version of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3.
well, two years later, i finally found Pro Skater 3 out in the wild—along with three other random sports games

that brings me to 80% completion with precisely 60 games to go

STILL NO BANJO-TOOIE

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Gaming / Re: Tekken 7
« on: July 01, 2021, 07:24:03 PM »
nah but kazuya making it to smash has me wanting to try it out some time
i didnt watch the sakurai presents but doesnt kazuya play like a legit fighting game character? like, you have to make a billion inputs?
basically yeah

he's toned down a little bit, but he's still pretty authentic with the weird inputs

it's cool how much care they put into doing stuff like that, but at times, i wish they wouldn't do it just because i think it turns some people away from characters they'd otherwise really enjoy playing

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yay!

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Gaming / Re: Tekken 7
« on: June 29, 2021, 07:23:09 PM »
nah but kazuya making it to smash has me wanting to try it out some time

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hell yeah brother get that piece of paper

what do you think of my cool idea (verba7im.net)

also are you still living in ishpeming
i think it's the best idea ever and yes

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i think the last time i even stepped foot in that shopko while it was still there was over ten years ago
i rarely shopped at the one in houghton tbh but i liked it. was a good store. thing is with wal mart down the street and econos next door i didnt have much reason to shop there. understandable why it went out of business. probably shopped at the one in iron mountain more often than the one in houghton tbh.

how are you doing my dear friend?
graduated and finally getting my bachelor's in august, so i'm preparing for some major life changes pretty soon

pretty nervous about all that, not gonna lie, but i'll be okay

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