Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]

DAS B00T x2 · August 25, 2014, 12:00:00 PM

Herr Doktor, can I get a Freudian shrektum as an INTJ?

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 12:11:47 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 12:24:54 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 25, 2014, 12:00:00 PM

Herr Doktor, can I get a Freudian shrektum as an INTJ?

Is on the way <.<

I have a backlog to sort first though ._.
But I'm on it nao so ze doktor vill be vith you shortly.

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 12:28:09 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · August 25, 2014, 12:28:39 PM

Quote from: Weed Commando on August 25, 2014, 12:11:47 PM

mfw I see INTJ (cause this is what 75% of INTJs look like)

But you see, mein herr, I own no fedora.

Spoiler

Just a nazi hat...

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 12:32:26 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 12:33:37 PM

Quote from: Weed Commando on August 25, 2014, 12:28:09 PM

were r mai thing doctor dolan? :^(

Please respond.

Also on the way <.<

DAS B00T x2 · August 25, 2014, 12:34:54 PM

Quote from: Weed Commando on August 25, 2014, 12:32:26 PM

My dad's hat from the US Army (he was conscripted and served in 'Nam) looks a LOT like a Nazi Officer's hat. Change the colors and add the Reichsadler (or whatever it's called), and it'd be a Nazi hat.

Well, crush caps do all look alike, really.

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 12:37:07 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 12:43:37 PM

Quote from: Weed Commando on August 25, 2014, 12:37:07 PM

Too bad I'll never be able to wear it. I wanted to join up for the longest time, but in the end, I realized that my desire to live in Europe was stronger than my desire to serve in the US Army. :/

Thankfully, I could still join the Greek Army if I wanted to. But that's probably not gonna happen. And I'd love to serve in the Bundeswehr, but they only accept German citizens. Not even EU citizens can join. So Military time may never happen for me. T_T

What about one of the Euro battalions? Might be Kraut/Frog only though <.<

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 12:44:40 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 12:46:48 PM

Quote from: Weed Commando on August 25, 2014, 12:44:40 PM

No way in hell I'm serving in the Frog Foreign Legion. That's seriously low.

No, not that one.

There are some mixed nationality battallions iirc, mostly Frogs and Germans but I can't remember the name.

Google french-german military cooperation units, it's something like that.

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 12:48:51 PM

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challengerX · August 25, 2014, 12:49:57 PM

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Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 12:50:28 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · August 25, 2014, 12:57:22 PM

Quote from: Weed Commando on August 25, 2014, 12:44:40 PM

No way in hell I'm serving in the Frog Foreign Legion. That's seriously low.

Brah, FFL is the one cool thing about France.

Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 12:59:20 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 25, 2014, 12:57:22 PM

Brah, FFL is the one cool thing about France.

The only soldiers they have that don't run away, and they are poached from other countries ;^(

Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 01:09:04 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 25, 2014, 12:57:22 PM

There has been a problem with processing your order. The horseman started killing people so while we clean up the blood splatter please enjoy this video.

YouTube

TB · August 25, 2014, 01:18:58 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 25, 2014, 01:09:04 PM

Spoiler

There has been a problem with processing your order. The horseman started killing people so while we clean up the blood splatter please enjoy this video.

YouTube

Tomska is love.
Tomska is life.

Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 01:37:10 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 25, 2014, 12:00:00 PM

Herr Doktor, can I get a Freudian shrektum as an INTJ?

Since this is the first freudian shrektum, I do have to point out that this is going to be 99% bullshit. I'm sure you won't but don't take it seriously.

Alrighty zen, let uz began.

GAH I Can't do it ._.
I hate freudian stuff.

Please note that this hurts me physically to type out ;_;

Anyvay...

I suspect your enthusiasm for ze mekanikal stems from a robot complex, which in turn stems from an issue vith your fahzer und true to freudian form, it's because you vere attrakted to your muzzer. How ze robotik complex is related to you fahzer is as spurious as ze story of poor little hans. On a side note, zat little child grew up to become Engrapadora. Robotika haz ze moving parts und ze PISTONS and everywan knose zat PISTONS are clearly related to COKENS. Zey move up and down and ach mein gott I hate ziz krappen.

You also have ein affection for ze animated drawings created by ze friends of ze fatherland, grorious nippon. Ziz also stems from your muzzer because ve all know zat is the cause of everyzing in die wulrd.

My horrendous butchery of die krautspreken aside (I zink zis might make komms offizier cry) you zeem to be a person enjoying life but you should take ze care ven doing ze long distance driving.

It vould be bad for your health if you drove off ze cliff ._.

Blargh.
(I'm sorry if you expected more freudian smut but I really can't do that without vomiting)

DAS B00T x2 · August 25, 2014, 01:40:00 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 25, 2014, 01:37:10 PM

(I'm sorry if you expected more freudian smut but I really can't do that without vomiting)

More? That I had to stop reading halfway because I was just laughing too hard. That was perfect.

Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 01:42:42 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 25, 2014, 01:40:00 PM

More? That I had to stop reading halfway because I was just laughing too hard. That was perfect.

Oh gut

It's reassuring to know my suffering wasn't in vain ._.

ABIGCOWPIE · August 25, 2014, 03:54:55 PM

GIVE ME A DIAGNOSIS BASED ON MY POSTS. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS WRONG WITH ME.

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 04:03:54 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 04:09:37 PM

Quote from: ABIGCOWPIE on August 25, 2014, 03:54:55 PM

GIVE ME A DIAGNOSIS BASED ON MY POSTS. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS WRONG WITH ME.

Well the thing is, I don't think there is anything particularly wrong with you. I think you have some rough edges that could be ironed out but that's literally just something that happens over time and it's nothing that could really be helped.

If I speak frankly, I think most of those rough edges come from being homeschooled so unfortunately that's not really something that can be changed. However, when you are old enough to get out and about, get a job and that kind of thing - the social interaction should increase which will certainly make things better for you >.>

DAS B00T x2 · August 25, 2014, 04:10:34 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 25, 2014, 01:42:42 PM

Oh gut

It's reassuring to know my suffering wasn't in vain ._.

It was rather enjoyable.
Th result of your suffering, I mean, not the suffering itself.

ABIGCOWPIE · August 25, 2014, 04:18:32 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 25, 2014, 04:09:37 PM

Well the thing is, I don't think there is anything particularly wrong with you. I think you have some rough edges that could be ironed out but that's literally just something that happens over time and it's nothing that could really be helped.

If I speak frankly, I think most of those rough edges come from being homeschooled so unfortunately that's not really something that can be changed. However, when you are old enough to get out and about, get a job and that kind of thing - the social interaction should increase which will certainly make things better for you >.>

THE ONLY TIME I WAS HOME SCHOOLED WAS LAST YEAR. THE REST OF THE TIME I WAS IN PUBLIC SCHOOL AND I'M BACK IN PUBLIC SCHOOL THIS YEAR.
I STILL DON'T GET MUCH INTERACTION BECAUSE THE PEOPLE IN MY CLASSES ARE TOO IMMATURE. THEY MAKE YOU PEOPLE SEEM LIKE WISE OLD MEN.

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 04:19:13 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 04:21:35 PM

Quote from: ABIGCOWPIE on August 25, 2014, 04:18:32 PM

THE ONLY TIME I WAS HOME SCHOOLED WAS LAST YEAR. THE REST OF THE TIME I WAS IN PUBLIC SCHOOL AND I'M BACK IN PUBLIC SCHOOL THIS YEAR.
I STILL DON'T GET MUCH INTERACTION BECAUSE THE PEOPLE IN MY CLASSES ARE TOO IMMATURE. THEY MAKE YOU PEOPLE SEEM LIKE WISE OLD MEN.

Ah right, my mistake then. You had previously implied otherwise but no harm, no foul.

They might seem immature but that's normal, just try spending time with some of them. Hell, I used to joke around about all kinds of stupid stuff at school, and I still do on occasion <.<

While you still have a few years left in school, try to make the most of them rather than bemoan your passing through it.

big sponge · August 25, 2014, 04:33:15 PM

I have a problem. I think the OP is a pegboy and I don't know how to make him stop. Plz help,