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Type of diagnosis
Select one
[Horseshit/Psychobabble]

List your MBTI typing - SWAGE

Second option
You can either list some symptoms or I can pull a diagnosis out of my mental shrektum based on your posts/online personality. Select one.

[Shrektum]

List your symptoms here if you selected #1.

*puts on bullshit glasses*

Right zen, let us began.

Your over reliance on #memes is most likely linked to an early childhood trauma involving a heavily deformed man shrieking 'Art thou infuriated brother?' whilst beating you with a stick. I suspect that this incident led to you strangling your muzzer with cheese wire and drawing this face (´・ω・`) in herr blut.

The only course of treatment is a frontal lobotomy which will be performed by a baby with a fist saying 'teh flud maed a m3m3' repeatedly.

Since you are a US patient, that'll be $500,000 for this session und I vill see you next veekend.


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I kill people, can you help me out?


 
 
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Is it true that aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969?

This isn't an AMA me anything <.<

But yes they did.


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1.) Nope, two siblings (though I am the oldest)
2.) We're blood brothers, I love him more than any member of my family. We'd legit die for each other.
3.) My mom can be a total bitch, but she's thankfully pretty chill, not uptight at all. My dad is more reasonable, but he's a total prude. They're divorced, but I'm probably closer to my mom.

Hmm, well that rules out the occam's razor line of thinking then.

Whilst I generally know your views on things, what do the people at your school think of them?
Not so much friends but more aquaintances/classmates and the like. Just in general, not specific listing of individuals.

It might be fairly obvious or it might not, but this line of questioning is basically to figure out if you frequently run into ideological conflict with those around you. If you do, then getting defensive and irritable when someone with an incorrect belief (subjectively or objectively) is encountered, would be expected/reasonable.

If it's nothing along those lines then I'll have to think it over some more <.<


 
 
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Try me.

Can you do a brief selection from the questionnaire or should I just make something up? >.>


 
 
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I kill people, can you help me out?

Hmm, vy do you keel zem luke?


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Hmm, vy do you keel zem luke?

I enjoy it, gives me an adrenaline rush for some reason.


 
 
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I enjoy it, gives me an adrenaline rush for some reason.

Now eez thees in won ov yore veedee O gaems?
Or eez thees in ze real vurld?


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Hmm, well that rules out the occam's razor line of thinking then.

Whilst I generally know your views on things, what do the people at your school think of them?
Not so much friends but more aquaintances/classmates and the like. Just in general, not specific listing of individuals.

It might be fairly obvious or it might not, but this line of questioning is basically to figure out if you frequently run into ideological conflict with those around you. If you do, then getting defensive and irritable when someone with an incorrect belief (subjectively or objectively) is encountered, would be expected/reasonable.

If it's nothing along those lines then I'll have to think it over some more <.<
Just curious, what would be the Occam's Razor view of all this?

And generally, most people disagree with me, yeah. I guess that does explain it, I just didn't know if there was any underlying thing or something like that.


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Now eez thees in won ov yore veedee O gaems?
Or eez thees in ze real vurld?

The real world. You know what, you know what I really really want kill next? Do you know?


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Can you do a brief selection from the questionnaire or should I just make something up? >.>
I simply want to see what you know from experience with me.


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Just curious, what would be the Occam's Razor view of all this?

And generally, most people disagree with me, yeah. I guess that does explain it, I just didn't know if there was any underlying thing or something like that.

Well the ideas that came to mind as being the most straightforward explanation (ORs) would be along these lines.
An only child has no source of mild conflict (Sibling rivalry) other than with their parents, a typically strong authority figure. This can sometimes lead to backfiring and rebellious behaviours or a combative attitude when it comes to beliefs as they have gone unchallenged for the majority of your early life. It would seem neither of those apply here though. The parental one ties into that, warring with a parent leads to obvious behavioural quirks but just not getting along well doesn't really fall under that <.< With a friend it's more of just rounding off the bases, if there is a good strong bond i.e blood brothers then that won't be the cause of it.

If however, as you've said you frequently run into people with opposing views especially in school then it will lead to a defensive attitude being learned from constantly dealing with people who attack your views. That sounds the more likely option but it could be wrong of course <.<

Ultimately, as long as it doesn't escalate into physical aggression when encountering an opposing belief (IRL) then it's more of a trait than an issue. Online aggression isn't really a straightforward one because of the effects of disinhibition.

I hope that makes sense >.>
If you want me to elaborate on anything then just ask <.<


 
 
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The real world. You know what, you know what I really really want kill next? Do you know?

It's me isn't it ._.


 
 
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I simply want to see what you know from experience with me.

Alrighty, I'll need a little bit to rest my arms before typing another detailed reply. It's inbound though >.>


 
 
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do srs 1 nau

w/ pm

or not

i dont care

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I'll send it to you via the buick if you like <.<
Although you might have to wait until tomorrow, I have one last long reply left in my arms and it's going to vien first >.>



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From the conversations we've had on Skype how would you judge me in terms of my overall character? 


 
 
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Getting sick and tired of Kinder's autism and PSU's blatant stupidity.

I'm afraid I can't help on that front, Kinder should be given an MRI to check for brain damage and PSU is just a shit tier troll.


 
 
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From the conversations we've had on Skype how would you judge me in terms of my overall character?

I'll reply on skype soon >.>


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It's me isn't it ._.

It's them damn psychologists. You don't happen to know any do you?

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It's them damn psychologists. You don't happen to know any do you?

*laughs manically*

Oh phew, thankfully I don't <.<


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Oh phew, thankfully I don't <.<

*sticks knife to your throat*

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*sticks knife to your throat*

Yeah....if I, if i find out you're fucking lying to me....

I'm as honest as a snake, snakes don't tell lies because they can't talk :^)


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I'm as honest as a snake, snakes don't tell lies because they can't talk :^)

*cuts your arm enough to draw blood*
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I'll be back tomorrow.


 
 
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I simply want to see what you know from experience with me.

Alrighty *cracks knuckles*
ow.

Let's give this shit a shot <.<

Now since you tend to be vien rather than the person behind the persona, it's going to just be spitballing and speculation but I shall try...

You are certainly a laid back guy, and then some ._.
The example that comes to mind is of your dad monitoring your screen/internet and how he found out about your... drawings... You told me about it several months ago and from what you explained that didn't bother you a whole lot. And the thing that was strange (to me) was that your dad didn't seem overtly perturbed by it. (Again only going by the information you gave a while back)

Then there is the area that I tend to run into walls and blanks on, which can loosely be described as the freudian side of things. To put it bluntly, I'm pretty shit at working out people's 'kinks' and the like. Mostly because the whole area unnerves me a fair bit for whatever reason, but it's hard to map it out like I can for other things. So yeah, I'm at a loss as to why you have the whole... elite thing... going... ._. I'm sure a better and actual shrink could maybe give you an explanation though <.<
Or you could actually give one yourself and enlighten me as to what makes your vienus tick. I'd rather you didn't, but information is information <.<

You have a fairly warped sense of humour but that's fairly common on the net, although yours does seem to be a little more unusual - Linked to the elites and the like ._.

But yeah, that's my shitty 2am spitballing on the matter >.>