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« on: July 17, 2018, 05:43:29 AM »
Oh, during all of that stuff, I naturally decided to upgrade all my shit as much as I reasonably could, revisiting every blacksmith to do so—I won't be grinding for Chunks or Slabs, though.OH FUCK
You absolute fucking melt
« on: July 14, 2018, 02:35:43 AM »
lol guys, Dennis Reynolds is definitely coming back, didn't you see GH's tweets?
Everyone seems to think they are doing really well without him then he comes back and ruins the fuck out of it. Can't wait for that, if it's the case because they are good at being horrible people
« on: July 13, 2018, 02:20:28 PM »
Thought I may as well post, I'm pretty excited. I don't seem to ever get bored of this show. I bet that dude in the back is a 5-star murderer!
I've lost a couple of grandparents, but only one I was really that close to and I cried quite hard but I guess I got over it. It's been years since someone I'm close to has died, so I can't even remember how it feels. I don't think I'm very well prepared at all but unfortunately, I guess it's something I'll have to endure.
« on: July 12, 2018, 05:13:06 AM »
I'm not a fan of having a platforming-esque boss in a game that has shitty platforming mechanics like taking leaps and trying to navigate janky ass slopes. I have no idea what triggers the OHKO fire pillar attack but it's terrible. It can somehow hit you on the slide or under the tree, too.
« on: July 09, 2018, 05:34:04 PM »
Broly aka DA BIG DAWG CASHING IN HIS CANON OPPORTUNITY BEFORE COOLER, JANEMBA AND BOJACK AT THE GRANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL
« on: July 09, 2018, 04:56:45 PM »
« on: July 09, 2018, 04:55:48 PM »
Well fuck me, I guess he's canon now. Not what I expected, but since it's gonna be a new character essentially, maybe they can do some actual good with him.
« on: July 08, 2018, 03:08:16 PM »
In the time it would take to read this argument I could have written 8 pages of Gwyndolin smut.
I don't even enjoy the Indiana Jones films much📸
Obvious nitpicks aside, DMC1 is pretty great 3 missions in.
DT-powered bullets are very handy against certain bosses, if you haven't seen that already.
Uncharted 4 is a good game, but there are a lot of parts where the game just drags on for too long and you'll get bored. Those parts are the segments where you are put into a large area and have to explore it to advance. I found these to be too unnecessary long and tedious when a game like this is supposed to be in-your-face and constantly have you moving.
Would any of that sway somebody who is not at all impressed by the big Hollywood actiony setpieces from the other games?
U4 is better than 2 and 3, but if you didn't like the others you won't like 4.The main selling point I always see is 'it's like a Hollywood blockbuster with amazing setpieces and action'
Which is fine but it doesn't sell me on the game at all. I don't really get impressed by these giant action packed set pieces like climbing through a falling train or plane at all. Maybe it's just not my cup of tea, I mean I don't even enjoy the Indiana Jones films much either. If the characters were interesting or the story was good I'd like it more but... eh.
Is this seriously supposed to be Playstation's flagship title?
Right, so I recently played through the Uncharted trilogy for the first time, after hearing nothing but praise for them, and... meh.
I didn't find the story particularly interesting, it had one likable character (Sully), the shooting became downright fucking tedious near the end in all games and I don't get impressed by 'Hollywood-like' setpieces at all. I dunno, maybe I'm missing something but I didn't really get anything out of one of the 'greatest franchises ever' at all.
So that being said, I've heard VERY good things about the fourth game, but given how much of an overwhelming MEH the others gave me, is it worth even playing? Does it make an effort to make the shooting less tedious, or have a plot that isn't just 'find the mystical magoo of Walmart' or something? If it's THAT good I'd give it a shot, but I dunno.
« on: July 05, 2018, 10:53:41 AM »
just make a general dmc thread instead of one for every little passing thought
I already did
You on DMC2 then?Nah man, I might get 4 and 3, and 5 when it comes out, but 1 and 2 seem really boring tbh. Right now I'm playing Vergil's downfall, after this it's probably gonna be the third game
Vergin a shit, the only good thing about him is his nice coat.
« on: July 04, 2018, 05:04:36 AM »
I just see DLC like a dessert
Do I still feel hungry after the main course? If not, cool. I've had my fill, I'm content.
Do I want more? Okay, let's pay a bit extra.
« on: July 03, 2018, 05:27:05 PM »
Fuck, I destroyed the timeline
« on: July 02, 2018, 04:33:05 AM »
so, i just had a heated argument with a friend that has caused me to triple down on my total opposition to all video game DLC
Your dedication to salt is to be admired
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