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10471
« on: September 22, 2015, 07:39:03 AM »
WHAT'S YER OFFER
10472
« on: September 22, 2015, 07:36:44 AM »
The actual Community theme song
10473
« on: September 22, 2015, 07:34:10 AM »
I told a girl she's really pretty and has nice eyes, but i'm too scared to talk to her in person. Why doesn't she want me?
10474
« on: September 21, 2015, 05:44:55 PM »
Sometimes I forgot how fucking big the Death Star was.
10475
« on: September 21, 2015, 05:32:08 PM »
I think it might be the best cb movie of the year but I'm still more pumped for Civil War.
I'm so fucking hype for Civil War, man. I've been reading and watching videos of Marvel storylines and loving it.
10476
« on: September 21, 2015, 04:59:47 PM »
Soooo, are you looking forward to this movie? I sure am, DOFP was great and I enjoyed the X-Men films, to an extent. Most of them, anyway heh. 
10477
« on: September 21, 2015, 04:43:30 PM »
10478
« on: September 21, 2015, 02:35:50 PM »
10479
« on: September 21, 2015, 02:20:40 PM »
Time to play The Matrix Path of Neo again
10480
« on: September 21, 2015, 01:59:15 PM »
I'm fucking terrible at Gears of War 2 but I was the last man alive on my team and managed to kill the entire enemy tea.
How.
10481
« on: September 21, 2015, 01:57:36 PM »
Yeah when it was done.
10482
« on: September 21, 2015, 01:56:42 PM »
no
ticket prices are so expensive i will enjoy that shit by force
What if someone else paid
10483
« on: September 21, 2015, 01:51:40 PM »
I've come close a few times. Nearly walked out of Fast and Furious 7.
10484
« on: September 21, 2015, 06:59:03 AM »
Not quite telekenisis. But mental hand movement projections. Anything you do with your hands is projected on somebody as an invisible force so long as you have eye contact.
Wanna slap somebody at a distance?
Pants them?
Untie shoelaces?
Hold something down that that's normally light and easy to carry for them?
Slap an ass?
Cop a feel?
Ya can do it all.
I'd sit at the back of a bus, and tug lightly on somebody's hair who was up near the front on a consistent basis and watch the fireworks.
Freak out mimes too. Grab their hands when they're doing the invisble box routine.
Oh my god The puppet master
10485
« on: September 20, 2015, 10:53:11 PM »
10486
« on: September 20, 2015, 10:50:15 PM »
m8
10487
« on: September 20, 2015, 10:48:12 PM »
Goodbye, thread.
10488
« on: September 20, 2015, 10:47:43 PM »
I'd like to be able to stretch people's body parts at will. If a guy got a boner he'd take someone's eye out.
10490
« on: September 20, 2015, 10:45:13 PM »
Yeh
10491
« on: September 20, 2015, 10:44:46 PM »
Avatar: The last urine bender.
I'd be the ultimate supervillain. I could literally drown people with piss. My villain name would be the Great Pissup Or the power to make people constantly smell farts.
10492
« on: September 20, 2015, 10:42:34 PM »
I remember being the go-to Metal Gear guy on Bnet 
RIP
War....has changed.
10493
« on: September 20, 2015, 10:40:45 PM »
Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
I'd love to be able to teleport other people. I would find some guy having a shower and teleport him to some kids birthday party.
I've been paranoid of shit like this happening to me. Like, I'd be taking a leak, and the next moment I'm suddenly desecrating some really important landmark in front of hundreds of people.
The most obnoxious super power I can think of, is summoning a really strong gale at will. Oh, you're loosely holding those extremely important looking documents?
Being able to make people piss, and then having the ability to redirect it at will would be incredible. I would turn anybody I see into a walking piss cannon. The gale power would be cool but imagine how much it would irritate people if it was a tiny gale, that let you do things like turn the pages on people's books while they're trying to read it... Oh god I'm evil
10494
« on: September 20, 2015, 10:39:05 PM »
Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
I'd love to be able to teleport other people. I would find some guy having a shower and teleport him to some kids birthday party.
That's diabolical.
I love it.
And maybe make it so he doesn't even know he's been teleported, he still thinks he's in the shower so he's standing there like this when all the kids look on in horror
we can do that to DAS as a sort of surprise christmas present or something
MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDDOS
10495
« on: September 20, 2015, 09:21:53 PM »
I remember being the go-to Metal Gear guy on Bnet RIP
10496
« on: September 20, 2015, 09:15:51 PM »
Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
I'd love to be able to teleport other people. I would find some guy having a shower and teleport him to some kids birthday party.
That's diabolical.
I love it.
And maybe make it so he doesn't even know he's been teleported, he still thinks he's in the shower so he's standing there like this when all the kids look on in horror
10497
« on: September 20, 2015, 09:13:28 PM »
10498
« on: September 20, 2015, 09:11:36 PM »
Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
I'd love to be able to teleport other people. I would find some guy having a shower and teleport him to some kids birthday party.
10499
« on: September 20, 2015, 08:01:33 PM »
Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
ma nigga
10500
« on: September 20, 2015, 08:00:08 PM »
i want the power to make anybody i want to cum on demand
I'd like bodily function controls in general. Just imagine being able to make an entire row of people piss themselves and watch them look at each other nervously.
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