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« on: September 22, 2016, 10:42:58 PM »
Secondclass i forgot how cute you are. Casper is still bae and you have just gotten cuter. I forgot how attractive everyone is on here... and Das that stache is killer.
aw, thank you <3 I love your hair color
7322
« on: September 22, 2016, 10:13:43 PM »
brews cruise
7323
« on: September 22, 2016, 10:06:17 PM »
ok but it's a really hard hitting drama, don't read unless you're emotionally prepared
Spoiler Barry looked out the cold soulless glass of the flower shop window. Raining again. Water falling out of the sky like tears from an orphaned civilization.
"The ten million sheep keep grazing," Barry murmured to himself. "The slime and filth of New York all runs downhill." Benson & Associates didn't take off like Barry dreamed it would. The only clients he got were scumbag addicts who couldn't find their antenna if it was hanging in front of them.
The flower shop door opened, and a mosquito flew in. "Fucking bloodsuckers," Barry grumbled, lighting a cigarette. The flame burned like the embers of a forgotten time. Barry could hardly remember the last time he was happy; working for Honex and spending time with Adam and Vanessa. Adam was now the CEO of Honesco and fired half the bees to save money, and Vanessa hadn't been the same since she started drinking.
"Mr Benson, hello?" The mosquito buzzed around Barry. "Oh god, I need your help. PLEASE!"
Barry took another drag from his cigarette and rolled his eyes. "What is it, asshole?" He couldn't stand insect filth who wasted his time.
Time. Like the gears of a machine, turning in place, never reaching a conclusion. Barry's time never ended. He had prayed for death before, but no one answered. He used to believe in God, but now God was like a moat flowing through a windmill.
The mosquito put its face in its hands. "Oh god...the kids...Elaine...they're all dead."
"Let me guess, you got drunk and flew into a rage." The rain kept coming.
"What? God no, Barry. It was...it was a car accident. The SUV pulled out in front of me, I had no time to react!"
Barry scoffed. "Yeah right, punk. Let me guess, you were on the pipe again?"
"No Barry, I'm off that stuff! You've gotta believe m-"
Suddenly a giant bare foot came down in front of Barry, crushing the mosquito. Barry looked up and saw Vanessa smirk at him, sangria in her hand. Then she silently walked away.
"What a bitch," Barry thought.
The rest of the day dragged on. Barry smoked cigarette after cigarette. He would've tried to steal some of Vanessa's liquor, but he knew the consequences if he was caught. He looked out the window again. The city was slowing down, falling asleep. Robots following their programming. Spurred on only by the promise of a divine reward.
"Cowards," Barry thought. He took another puff and coughed. The smoke had completely filled his tiny bee body. He doubled over in pain and fell to the hardwood floor. The floor was as cold as a drinking a glass of water after you chew a piece of mint gum. Except way colder than that.
Barry felt enormous pain as he started to succumb to tobacco poisoning. He saw Vanessa stumble into the room and make eye contact with him. She was holding a bottle of vodka now.
"Vanessa...kill me." Barry pleaded.
Vanessa just laughed at his plight and left the shop.
"Wh...what a bitch..."
Barry couldn't take the pain anymore. He had to end it. He crawled over to the couch and took a deep breath before plunging his stinger into the fabric. The pounding rain coming from the sky started to subside into a light drizzle. As the stinger left his body, Barry sighed in relief. It would all bee over soon. I'm very amused. Bleak. Punchy. You can string words together ok
it's a parody of the over the top dark fanfics people write the weird metaphors and similies are inspired from True Detective
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« on: September 22, 2016, 09:20:08 PM »
ok but it's a really hard hitting drama, don't read unless you're emotionally prepared Spoiler Barry looked out the cold soulless glass of the flower shop window. Raining again. Water falling out of the sky like tears from an orphaned civilization.
"The ten million sheep keep grazing," Barry murmured to himself. "The slime and filth of New York all runs downhill." Benson & Associates didn't take off like Barry dreamed it would. The only clients he got were scumbag addicts who couldn't find their antenna if it was hanging in front of them.
The flower shop door opened, and a mosquito flew in. "Fucking bloodsuckers," Barry grumbled, lighting a cigarette. The flame burned like the embers of a forgotten time. Barry could hardly remember the last time he was happy; working for Honex and spending time with Adam and Vanessa. Adam was now the CEO of Honesco and fired half the bees to save money, and Vanessa hadn't been the same since she started drinking.
"Mr Benson, hello?" The mosquito buzzed around Barry. "Oh god, I need your help. PLEASE!"
Barry took another drag from his cigarette and rolled his eyes. "What is it, asshole?" He couldn't stand insect filth who wasted his time.
Time. Like the gears of a machine, turning in place, never reaching a conclusion. Barry's time never ended. He had prayed for death before, but no one answered. He used to believe in God, but now God was like a moat flowing through a windmill.
The mosquito put its face in its hands. "Oh god...the kids...Elaine...they're all dead."
"Let me guess, you got drunk and flew into a rage." The rain kept coming.
"What? God no, Barry. It was...it was a car accident. The SUV pulled out in front of me, I had no time to react!"
Barry scoffed. "Yeah right, punk. Let me guess, you were on the pipe again?"
"No Barry, I'm off that stuff! You've gotta believe m-"
Suddenly a giant bare foot came down in front of Barry, crushing the mosquito. Barry looked up and saw Vanessa smirk at him, sangria in her hand. Then she silently walked away.
"What a bitch," Barry thought.
The rest of the day dragged on. Barry smoked cigarette after cigarette. He would've tried to steal some of Vanessa's liquor, but he knew the consequences if he was caught. He looked out the window again. The city was slowing down, falling asleep. Robots following their programming. Spurred on only by the promise of a divine reward.
"Cowards," Barry thought. He took another puff and coughed. The smoke had completely filled his tiny bee body. He doubled over in pain and fell to the hardwood floor. The floor was as cold as a drinking a glass of water after you chew a piece of mint gum. Except way colder than that.
Barry felt enormous pain as he started to succumb to tobacco poisoning. He saw Vanessa stumble into the room and make eye contact with him. She was holding a bottle of vodka now.
"Vanessa...kill me." Barry pleaded.
Vanessa just laughed at his plight and left the shop.
"Wh...what a bitch..."
Barry couldn't take the pain anymore. He had to end it. He crawled over to the couch and took a deep breath before plunging his stinger into the fabric. The pounding rain coming from the sky started to subside into a light drizzle. As the stinger left his body, Barry sighed in relief. It would all bee over soon.
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« on: September 22, 2016, 09:14:59 PM »
my bee movie fanfic
7326
« on: September 22, 2016, 09:08:35 PM »
this is so gay
7327
« on: September 22, 2016, 06:49:09 PM »
6 to 6
I guess we're identical twins jesty π
7328
« on: September 22, 2016, 06:41:16 PM »
you look like tate from american horror story jester
omg
7329
« on: September 22, 2016, 06:10:27 PM »
not just calling it Septube
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« on: September 22, 2016, 06:07:25 PM »
just ignore challenger, man
literal trash member
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« on: September 22, 2016, 05:40:38 PM »
Jive p much wants to be Batman
7332
« on: September 22, 2016, 05:39:37 PM »
I don't think I was really trashing how anyone looks tbh
lol
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« on: September 22, 2016, 05:34:18 PM »
Eh, maybe some day I'll post a pic
Do it please
Is it really worth it?
if you're going to talk trash about how everyone else looks then yes
7334
« on: September 22, 2016, 05:06:40 PM »
If it has a story in any way (not COD multiplayer or whatever), then it has to be non-linear
7335
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:42:50 PM »
being pretty is all that matters
7336
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:36:18 PM »
your logic falls apart when applied to pretty much anything
Except it doesn't, because there's nothing on this planet that we do that isn't a shitty waste of time and life.
The best way to live is to not live at all. Life is terrible like that.
And yet suicide is stupid in your book
7337
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:35:05 PM »
Jester looks better.
and people say my nose is big
Are you implying I'm lying? Or are you criticizing Jester's nose? Neither of you are ugly, Jester just looks better. Attractive, even.
I'm saying people constantly criticize how big my nose is when jester's is huge
7338
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:34:21 PM »
Not constantly treating your body as a temple isn't ruining your life. You can eat out or smoke a joint every now and then and be fine.
Banging your head against a wall a single time every now and then won't do any real damage, either. It's still stupid as fuck.
And yet it's still not ruining your life.
Doing anything that would result in a ruined life if done in excess is just as stupid and worthy of intense hatred and criticism.
man drinking water is so stupid
man exercise is so stupid
man playing video games is so stupid
Yes.
your logic falls apart when applied to pretty much anything
7339
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:31:06 PM »
class are you 40?
halve that
7340
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:30:37 PM »
Jester looks better.
and people say my nose is big
7341
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:29:23 PM »
Not constantly treating your body as a temple isn't ruining your life. You can eat out or smoke a joint every now and then and be fine.
Banging your head against a wall a single time every now and then won't do any real damage, either. It's still stupid as fuck.
And yet it's still not ruining your life.
Doing anything that would result in a ruined life if done in excess is just as stupid and worthy of intense hatred and criticism.
man drinking water is so stupid man exercise is so stupid man playing video games is so stupid
7342
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:25:12 PM »
Also no one seems to notice the picture is gone.
but it's not
7343
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:24:12 PM »
Not constantly treating your body as a temple isn't ruining your life. You can eat out or smoke a joint every now and then and be fine.
Banging your head against a wall a single time every now and then won't do any real damage, either. It's still stupid as fuck.
And yet it's still not ruining your life.
7344
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:08:41 PM »
Not constantly treating your body as a temple isn't ruining your life. You can eat out or smoke a joint every now and then and be fine.
7345
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:03:57 PM »
the joke is to use pictures that aren't actually you/him, you absolute fuck-up
unless you're not trying to make a joke
7346
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:02:33 PM »
People prance around imposing their will on others like it's some kind of moral obligation
if it was just a guideline, no one would be obsessed with bitching about it to strangers they don't care about - they'd just follow the guideline
7347
« on: September 22, 2016, 03:59:52 PM »
A political figure who's racist as hell, and yet people still pretend he's not
vs
A bunch of criminals who no one in the world is defending or condoning
7348
« on: September 22, 2016, 03:58:07 PM »
If you're still obsessed with family bonds and "body is a temple" morality in 2016, you're a joke.
your body IS a temple
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« on: September 22, 2016, 03:55:40 PM »
only mad degenerates care about being called degenerates
your body IS a temple, and disgracing it is textbook degeneracy
in that case, being a degenerate isn't immoral whatsoever
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« on: September 22, 2016, 03:49:52 PM »
Bro why the fuck is there a tumor growing on your mouth
yeah I know, I'm thinking about getting that fixed
what is it tho
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