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5881
The Flood / I've dwelt among the humans
« on: January 04, 2017, 02:09:04 AM »
Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, "Hey, look at me, I'm Mr. so-and-so-dick. I've got such-and-such for a penis." I never saw it fail to get a laugh.

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when rick and morty calls out the macho complex 100%

5882
The Flood / Re: free verb
« on: January 04, 2017, 12:47:10 AM »
so do your actions in dishonored 1 affect the events of dishonored 2? like mass effect ish save import thing?
Nope, Dishonored 1 has a canon ending.
which one? the low chaos i presume?
There are individual canon events (someone compiled all of them from documents and books you can find in the second game + out of game comments from the devs) but it's mainly low chaos stuff, yeah.

Off the top of my head, the only canon event that's high chaos is that the Lord Regent was killed. I think there's more, though.

5883
The Flood / Re: free verb
« on: January 04, 2017, 12:43:50 AM »
so do your actions in dishonored 1 affect the events of dishonored 2? like mass effect ish save import thing?
Nope, Dishonored 1 has a canon ending.

5884
The Flood / Re: free verb
« on: January 04, 2017, 12:39:26 AM »
And let me just say, great character. Brilliantly written. No one else could make me change my entire playstyle just to not disappoint them.

5885
The Flood / Re: free verb
« on: January 04, 2017, 12:38:04 AM »
o shit i just played through dishonored
the first one?

both are super good but I prefer the second
yeah my friend bought the first one by accident and gave it to me so i played it and all the dlc

i really enjoyed it

i like low chaos; not killing anybody and never being detected

I did two separate runs. Low and high. High chaos, get to the final section of the game.

Friendly, mild mannered moral compass boatman pulls out a gun and tells me I'm a miserable cunt in a polite manner, shoots up into the air and leaves me to my fate. Died a little inside.
Samuel's attitude toward you is the one reason I can't bring myself to ever do high chaos again in D1. I can make Emily a badass revenge-hungry empress no problem, but making the one loyal, cool person in D1 completely despise you is too much.

Samuel is like the Alfred to your Batman in low chaos and you two are like the tag team of justice and honor in the fucked up world. Succumbing to the darkness of Gristol and proving to Samuel you're no better than anyone else is too depressing for me to do anymore.

5886
The Flood / Re: free verb
« on: January 03, 2017, 06:46:29 PM »

5887
The Flood / Re: free verb
« on: January 03, 2017, 04:10:09 AM »
o shit i just played through dishonored
the first one?

both are super good but I prefer the second

5888
The Flood / free verb
« on: January 03, 2017, 02:13:42 AM »


jk

5889
The Flood / Re: Whose face would taste the best served at dinner?
« on: January 02, 2017, 10:31:10 PM »
me please

5890
Imagining myself getting cheated on, or my girlfriend sleeping with another dude even with my permission makes me EXTREMELY mad and uncomfortable. Like more uncomfortable than a normal person would be.
oh lord  ::)

5891
you're an egoist

you might be tall and muscular (literally useless traits) but you're far from this charmastic intellectual you keep insisting on
i disagree. Very useful traits.

I used to be short, skinny, much more unattractive. And now that I look like I do, the difference in my life is night and day. You get treated SO differently when you're one of the attractive people it makes me mad actually. People are nicer to you. You get invited out more, more respect. You make more connections and generally it just becomes very pleasant to be around people, because everyone likes you more.

It's something that's hard to grasp if you haven't experienced both ends of the spectrum.
Being tall is super unattractive. Same with musculature.

Being attractive has value, being tall/muscly doesn't.

5892
you're an egoist

you might be tall and muscular (literally useless traits) but you're far from this charmastic intellectual you keep insisting on
Not once have I seen Jive try to insist that he's an intellectual. What you even talking about?
all the fucking time

literally in the OP of this thread lmao

5893
you're an egoist

you might be tall and muscular (literally useless traits) but you're far from this charmastic intellectual you keep insisting on

5894
The Flood / Re: RIP The first death of 2017
« on: January 01, 2017, 11:00:27 PM »
god I cant wait until I'm 21

getting liquor will be so much easier

How old are you
20

5895
The Flood / Re: RIP The first death of 2017
« on: January 01, 2017, 10:21:32 PM »
god I cant wait until I'm 21

getting liquor will be so much easier

5896
The Flood / Re: Can't decide if this is brilliant or shit writing
« on: December 30, 2016, 09:32:58 PM »
this is like the plot of a scooby doo episode

5897
The Flood / Re: I really can't stand rape victims
« on: December 30, 2016, 07:33:32 PM »
bad trolling or waste of oxygen, you choose
Please don't be mad at me.
http://sep7agon.net/anarchy/who's-cuter-me-or-loaf/

depends on the results of this

What is your obsession with being cute
literally all that matters

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I want to die tbh

5898
The Flood / Re: I really can't stand rape victims
« on: December 30, 2016, 07:11:26 PM »

5899
The Flood / Re: I really can't stand rape victims
« on: December 30, 2016, 06:07:45 PM »
bad trolling or waste of oxygen, you choose

5900
The Flood / Re: harry potter is awesome
« on: December 28, 2016, 07:30:19 PM »
>liking the god awful HP movies

the books are excellent, the movies are garbage

5901
Serious / Re: Post the best speeches in history
« on: December 28, 2016, 07:29:25 PM »
RFK's Ripple of Hope speech in South Africa

5902
The Flood / Re: 2016 might take one more
« on: December 28, 2016, 04:41:20 AM »
β€œDeath is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.”
- Yoda

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R.I.P (((Carrie Fisher))). 2016 was one god awful year.
Holy fuck
I never noticed that she echoed until now.

Rejoice everyone. One less Jew in Hollywood.
jews are amazing and deserve to rule the world

5903
The Flood / Re: Sadboi Thread?
« on: December 27, 2016, 05:50:50 PM »
representing

5904
Serious / Re: Should the lottery be abolished?
« on: December 25, 2016, 03:07:05 PM »
Absolutely not. You're allowed to literally burn your money if you want, let alone figuratively burn it.

"Tax on the poor" implies it's mandatory to partake in.

5905
The Flood / Re: Step aside Marvel and DC
« on: December 25, 2016, 03:04:39 PM »
oh wait I'm thinking of Justin Hires

5906
The Flood / Re: Step aside Marvel and DC
« on: December 25, 2016, 03:03:41 PM »
I like Kevin Hart

5907
The Flood / Re: What happened to us?
« on: December 23, 2016, 01:04:48 AM »
makes you think

5908
The Flood / What happened to us?
« on: December 23, 2016, 12:19:26 AM »
I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men - cries out for universal brotherhood - for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world - millions of despairing men, women, and little children - victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.

To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish.

Soldiers! don’t give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Soldiers! Don’t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!

In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: β€œthe Kingdom of God is within man” - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.

Then - in the name of democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world - a decent world that will give men a chance to work - that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will!

Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfil that promise! Let us fight to free the world - to do away with national barriers - to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness. Soldiers! in the name of democracy, let us all unite!

Final speech from The Great Dictator Copyright Β© Roy Export S.A.S. All rights reserved

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The Flood / Re: Can we all agree...
« on: December 23, 2016, 12:15:36 AM »
lol

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