Quote from: SecondClass on June 29, 2020, 09:34:28 PM

Forget tomorrow - today I have more of a legacy than anyone on this site lol

and just wait to see what I'm doing tonight

what are you doing tonight

it's a metaphor

Verbatim comes up with thoughts on the fly that the rest of us can only dream of achieving

>tfw your self-worth and happiness is not beholden to another person because i'm capable of making myself whole

based ngl

Gonna sound cringy, but either A) the Batmobile from the TDK universe, which is essentially a self-driving tank with uncountable features and defense drives, or B) an actual WW2 Panzer / Abrams tank, so I could resell it for a fortune.

Ian is cool enough, what’s your beef stranger?

Quote from: SecondClass on June 26, 2020, 04:14:05 PM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on June 25, 2020, 02:25:28 AM

"forgettable"

versus

"top user on the site"

I'll take forgettable, honestly.

, but I’m not rating users on their looks lmao

I know. I'm saying that if being the supposed top user means being an attention whore who is steadily losing touch with reality, I'll take being forgettable any day.

Not that being labelled as such bothered me, I definitely understand. I don't I post frequently, I don't have a gimmick, I don't get involved in drama, I'm not unintelligent but I'm not the smartest, I don't put the amount of effort into my posts that, say, Verbatim does. I'm not super memorable. I don't think you're really in the position to be declaring which users are best, though.

I am not out of touch with reality. God forbid someone comes along with less standards for the world and themselves than you. Just because I’m eccentric and hyper obsessed with the forms of media that interest me, doesn’t mean I can’t recognize reality when it comes along. I have an emotional intelligence that helps me read the room, connect with people, and get through life on nothing but work ethic and interpersonal skills.

Before you’re so quick to judge others, you should try to understand them. Do you understand me? Pretty much no one on this site does, except for maybe Solonoid, and she’s earned the right to judge and criticize me.

Now, don't be shy!
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye-
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky!

Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some brains?!

Go down to your neighbor's place,
See the dull expression on his face!
You’d be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He aint using his brain - he's just watching TV!

Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy!
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought,
After I've eaten their brain!

Brains, brains, it’s okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they it's strange,
they won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!

Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hour later, I'm hungry again!

Creep into the donut stop
Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.

Brains, BRAINS! I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified!
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain.

Brains, brains, it’s okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
they won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!

Brains, brains, I love em, I need em!
My stomach jumps for joy when I eat em!
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
I just grab myself a straw and I drink em!(ohhhhhhh...)

You've been swell to go around,
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink?

Now fess up boy, come on, heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend!

Brains, brains, I can’t lie!
I'll eat her brains 'til she's zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain

Brains, brains, it’s okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
she won't think twice.....

If she don't have a brain!

BRAINS.....
Bring me her brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!

Just use caracal.club

Quote from: SecondClass on June 23, 2020, 10:13:58 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on June 23, 2020, 04:47:29 PM

The use of violence to bring about systemic or political change is literally the definition of terrorism.
Destruction or defacement or theft of property is a form of violence
Therefore rioters are inciting violence against the state to enact political change
Therefore rioters are terrorist just like George Washington, Micheal Collins, Ho Chi Minh and Robespierre all led groups of terrorists.

edit for spelling

If you have to Google “definition of terrorist” and use whatever pops up as a prop to your argument, then you don’t understand how arguments work.

You’re fighting a battle of semantics without considering what “terrorists” are actually considered.

Were the Founding Father terrorists? They used violence to bring about a political change.

Was Malcolm X a terrorist? He did the same.

No terrorist has an ideology - he has an anti-ideology. His entire belief set is an opposition to a preexisting belief set. They are terrorists because they strike terror into people, with violence and intimidation, for having the gall to freely believe in whatever they choose. They’re terrorists because when the rest of us were picking what philosophy we subscribed to, they were picking what philosophy they hated.

I don't think it's that black and white. The majority of terrorists have an ideology, and it's taken to it's maximum on one end of a scale. You can't not have an ideology in place because terrorism wouldn't function without it. Ideology is the central core of what all terrorism is about. It's two narratives and egos clashing, with one of them being so devout that they'd be willing to kill or destroy to win.

Then what separates a terrorist from a revolutionary?

Were you on Flood back when Bungie was good?

.....



Damn, talk about a reality check. Don’t worry, you’re still my third favorite user here because of your sincerity, amicability, lightness/easygoingness, and generally being like the only person who’s nice to me here, but yeah - damn.

I am the original SecondClass. Remember? Blue elite avatar, made mods lives hell, made the first successful anti-establishment group that didn’t take itself seriously? Stood against “prudes”? I mean I trolled a lot sure, I had a great wit and said stuff like “Make the Middle East illegal” and people ate it up like candy. It was easier back then but it still took effort and tact.

I had tons of people who paid homage to my name, like ThirdClass and RadicalClass, and that was awesome and fine, but then I had tons of literal imposters once Bnext came and let you have the same usernames as other people.

Cheat personally reached out to me about Sep7agon, I was one of the first testers. That’s why if you look at my profile number, it’s 5 - I was the fifth person to join.

Quote from: SecondClass on June 23, 2020, 03:43:30 PM

Terrorists are literally only trying to incite fear and make people question whether their causes are worth standing by when it means there are people out there who are willing to torture and kill them for holding those causes.

I mean
I'm willing to kill a cop

Okay, but is it because of their beliefs? Are you killing a cop because they agree with the capitalist/democratic system? Because that’s the main form of terrorism present in the world today - terrorism targeted at citizens of first world countries solely because they believe in these values.

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Popularity contests are lame, but I need to make at least four threads every day or my ravenous attention whoring will be unsatisfied 

I like how the 2 people you’ve listed are all people that ignore you for the most part, because that’s the best you can come up with. That’s pathetically sad. I don’t feel bad about saying this but listing yourself as a user is so fucking narcissistic that I can comfortably say kill yourself.

It’s literally just supposed to be funny, did you even read the Walken part? This forum definitely doesn’t appreciate my style of humor, and while I for sure have plenty of self-esteem, I’m not as narcissistic as I joke about.

My style of humor largely comes from absurdism, literary nonsense, and exaggeration. Saying ridiculous, baffling things that both defy social convention yet still pay homage to pop cultural convention is a blend that I strive to balance. It’s different than trolling, because I’m open and on the sleeve about it. Anyone with a modicum of awareness can tell when a thread of mine is serious (the “Adventure” threads, Baccano write-up) and when a thread is humorous (this one, nearly every site “suggestion” I make in Septagon). Lewis Carroll and Seth MacFarlane are both big influences on my style.

I recognize that most people here don’t think that this type of humor is funny, but that’s really okay. I have tons of fans on Discord, Facebook, and other communities, and I consider my joking around posts here to be a kind of practice for me. They keep me sharp, in an arena where I can truly think about what I’m going to say next instead of requiring to think on-the-fly, as chat servers require.

I’m not out to harm anyone, I never let a misguided view of me (for better or worse) go unchecked, and I never rely on crude humor like stereotypes or bigotry. When you consider everything I’ve said in this post, and you reread some of my material, it should click into place for you - at the very least, you should see where I’m coming from. If not, you’re probably a pretty miserable soul IRL. And that’s not me making a joke.

Bad users

Popularity contests are lame, but I need to make at least four threads every day or Christopher Walken reclaims my soul, and I can’t think of anything else

So list seven users ITT or give me thread ideas / ideas on how to beat this curse. FYI, never watch Click while high or this will happen to you too

Quote from: SecondClass on June 20, 2020, 05:52:03 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on June 20, 2020, 05:40:09 PM

if nobody cares then why make a thread about it

I don't do it nearly as much as a certain someone else >.>

but I still think you're mistaking anger for apathy

When’s the last time other than last night, when you forced my hand, that I posted a picture of myself?

Dude you posted like ten pictures of your ass, I posted four conservative selfies in response.

okay, without any malice, let me know if I have this right

"oh no, someone else has posted a picture, this is clearly a direct challenge to me and I must respond by making it a competition instead of just ignoring the parody thread"

or did I force your hand the first time I posted a picture, when you asked me to, and implied that I wear makeup in all of my pictures and have great skill with it, despite the fact I've only worn makeup once in my life?

how about we ignore all that and instead discuss why this narrative you've created is so abusive?
you become aggressive and competitive at every little thing, spiteful and full of malice, and then you justify it by pretending that you can't possibly be at fault because obviously you were forced to do it

I've been trying my best to reestablish a cordial friendship with you but this behavior has got to go
my sister said your behavior was abusive when we were together and I didn't listen. But here you are, sinking into those patterns again. The reason it's not going to turn out how you want this time is because I am no longer emotionally dependent on you and won't be guilted into feeling bad about the way I look or the stability I have achieved in life just because you can't take a compliment, or because you need to make someone feel bad in order to feel good about yourself. I grew up. When will you?

Okay I’m sorry