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The Flood / Re: Should Trump be allowed to resign?
« on: June 10, 2017, 11:27:07 PM »
people need to start actually doing shit instead of just complaining. the last 3 generations after millenial have all had a big problem with inaction. don't just whine, take your lives into your own hands. make the world the place you want to live in.

i'm not saying kill trump or some shit, but this world of feeling sorry for yourself, relentlessly playing the victim card and making excuses, no matter how accurate your descriptions of reality are, is getting you nowhere.
people whining about people whining are about twenty times more annoying than people whining about their lives

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The Flood / Re: Should Trump be allowed to resign?
« on: June 10, 2017, 11:24:12 PM »
Suffering is subjective, and no one's struggle is greater or less than anyone else's.

This "I'm triggered people struggle less than me but still say they struggle!" bullshit is ridiculous prehistoric

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Gaming / Re: E3 2017 - Microsoft conference tomorrow @ 2 PM PT
« on: June 10, 2017, 11:22:08 PM »
yeah I didnt know that until four posts ago fam, when you did what you should have done at first and just told me plainly
i feel like that's what i've done, and i feel like no one else would've been confused

maybe lay off the dope
Quote
the point of this comment chain is just to illustrate your pedanticness
*pedantry
"every time I dont explain something well, I'm just going to chant that the other person is on drugs"

lol ok man

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Gaming / Re: E3 2017 - Microsoft conference tomorrow @ 2 PM PT
« on: June 10, 2017, 11:16:58 PM »
didnt we just have an e3 lmao

they announced dishonored 2 and all that

no way that was more than 6 months ago
dishonered 2 was announced precisely 24 months ago
totally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnsDyv-TtJg
Dishonored 2 -- Official E3 2015 Announce Trailer
Published on Jun 14, 2015
not what I was referring to
didnt we just have an e3 lmao

they announced dishonored 2 and all that
either you're wrong, you were being unclear, or you're on drugs
I thought dishonored 2 was announced at e3

I was wrong (woah this must sound like mandarin to you)

instead of further muddling understanding by saying "dishonored 2 was announced 24 months ago" (which, since I thought it was announced at E3, leads to the conclusion that it was announced at the 2015 E3) you could have just said "it wasn't announced at E3"

not difficult stuff
what's "not difficult stuff" is that i've been saying that dishonered 2 was announced two years ago at E3 2015

three or four times now
yeah I didnt know that until four posts ago fam, when you did what you should have done at first and just told me plainly

the point of this comment chain is just to illustrate your pedanticness

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Gaming / Re: E3 2017 - Microsoft conference tomorrow @ 2 PM PT
« on: June 10, 2017, 10:43:13 PM »
didnt we just have an e3 lmao

they announced dishonored 2 and all that

no way that was more than 6 months ago
dishonered 2 was announced precisely 24 months ago
totally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnsDyv-TtJg
Dishonored 2 -- Official E3 2015 Announce Trailer
Published on Jun 14, 2015
not what I was referring to
didnt we just have an e3 lmao

they announced dishonored 2 and all that
either you're wrong, you were being unclear, or you're on drugs
I thought dishonored 2 was announced at e3

I was wrong (woah this must sound like mandarin to you)

instead of further muddling understanding by saying "dishonored 2 was announced 24 months ago" (which, since I thought it was announced at E3, leads to the conclusion that it was announced at the 2015 E3) you could have just said "it wasn't announced at E3"

not difficult stuff

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The Flood / Re: um wow bitch, excuse you
« on: June 10, 2017, 10:40:44 PM »
speaking of which, how the fuck is Annie?

literally has not been seen or mentioned in S3 at all

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The Flood / um wow bitch, excuse you
« on: June 10, 2017, 10:37:36 PM »


John The Yawn Wheeler is fair game but do not diss Annie

compare this




YouTube




to this




YouTube




sherilyn "I'm Audrey Horne and I get what I want" fenn might be cool, but she has nothing on heather graham

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The Flood / Re: Generation Y has been robbed
« on: June 10, 2017, 10:12:49 PM »
"The missing or forgotten generation" are Generation U

"The greatest generation" are Generation V

"The baby boomers" are Generation W

Generation X isn't called that because they're "undecided, in need of a unified trait" lmao, they're called that because X comes after W

Except that no one uses letters to catalog generations
because we gave them stupid, subjective names instead

"greatest generation" is debatable, don't use it to officially classify a group of people that weren't so great

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Gaming / Re: E3 2017 - Microsoft conference tomorrow @ 2 PM PT
« on: June 10, 2017, 10:11:31 PM »
didnt we just have an e3 lmao

they announced dishonored 2 and all that

no way that was more than 6 months ago
dishonered 2 was announced precisely 24 months ago
totally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnsDyv-TtJg
Dishonored 2 -- Official E3 2015 Announce Trailer
Published on Jun 14, 2015
not what I was referring to

instead of needing to be right ("There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?") you could have just said that dishonored 2 wasnt announced at e3

hmmm maybe too socially adept for you? Not complicated enough?

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The Flood / Re: Generation Y has been robbed
« on: June 10, 2017, 10:05:43 PM »
"The missing or forgotten generation" are Generation U

"The greatest generation" are Generation V

"The baby boomers" are Generation W

Generation X isn't called that because they're "undecided, in need of a unified trait" lmao, they're called that because X comes after W

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Gaming / Re: E3 2017 - Microsoft conference tomorrow @ 2 PM PT
« on: June 10, 2017, 10:03:12 PM »
didnt we just have an e3 lmao

they announced dishonored 2 and all that

no way that was more than 6 months ago
dishonered 2 was announced precisely 24 months ago
totally

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Gaming / Re: E3 2017 - Microsoft conference tomorrow @ 2 PM PT
« on: June 10, 2017, 08:58:15 PM »
didnt we just have an e3 lmao

they announced dishonored 2 and all that

no way that was more than 6 months ago

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The Flood / Re: The truth about Scooby-Doo
« on: June 10, 2017, 02:57:23 PM »
thats stupid

the only true thing there is shaggy being a stoner, but everyone knows that
That's what makes it so funny
at first youre like "oh okay the scooby snacks are weed edibles, that makes sense" and then all of a sudden fred is doing steroids and velma is fucking scooby

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The Flood / Re: Adam West dead at 88
« on: June 10, 2017, 12:49:28 PM »
wtf now who's going to voice mayor west?


obviously Adam We
xD lol!
haha I looooove family guy :P Stuie is life
Stewie*
lol Im not obsessed with it I don't know everyones names....

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The Flood / Re: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
« on: June 10, 2017, 12:27:27 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Adam West dead at 88
« on: June 10, 2017, 12:26:57 PM »
wtf now who's going to voice mayor west?


obviously Adam We
xD lol!
haha I looooove family guy :P Stuie is life

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The Flood / Re: Adam West dead at 88
« on: June 10, 2017, 12:25:03 PM »
wtf now who's going to voice mayor west?


obviously Adam We

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The Flood / Re: Adam West dead at 88
« on: June 10, 2017, 12:24:12 PM »
what the fuck

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The Flood / Re: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
« on: June 10, 2017, 10:58:43 AM »
Hahaha what a kike show
jews are the superior race

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The Flood / Re: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
« on: June 10, 2017, 01:14:22 AM »
God I love Clerks, I miss the TV show too, shame it didn't last long....
it's honestly so good

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
« on: June 10, 2017, 01:13:10 AM »
YouTube

You're spending - what? Twenty, thirty dollars a week on cigarettes?

Forty.

Fifty-three.


Fifty-three dollars. Tell me, would you pay someone that much money every week to kill you? Because thatโ€™s what youโ€™re doing now, by paying for the so-called privilege to smoke!

We all gotta go sometime...

Itโ€™s that kind of mentality that allows this cancer-producing industry to thrive! Of course weโ€™re all going to die someday, but do we have to pay for it? Do we have to actually throw hard-earned dollars on a counter and say "Please, please, Mister Merchant of Death, sir; please sell me something that will give me bad breath, stink up my clothes, and fry my lungs"?

It's not that easy to quit...

[Gestures to Dante] Of course it's not; not when you have people like this mindless cretin so happy and willing to sell you nails for your coffin!

Hey, now wait a sec...

Now he's going to launch into his rap about how he's just doing his job; following orders. Friends, let me tell you about another bunch of hate mongers that were just following orders: they were called Nazis! And they practically wiped a nation of people from the Earth...just like cigarettes are doing now! Cigarette smoking is the new Holocaust, and those that partake in the practice of smoking or sell the wares that promote it are the Nazis of the nineties! He doesn't care how many people die from it! He smiles as you pay for your cancer sticks and says, "Have a nice day."

I think you'd better leave now.

You want me to leave? Why? Because somebody's telling it like it is? Somebody's giving these fine people a wake-up call?!

You're loitering in here, and causing a disturbance.

You're the disturbance, pal! And here - [slaps a dollar on the counter] - I'm buying some...what's this?...Chewlie's Gum. There. I'm no longer loitering. I'm a customer, a customer engaged in a discussion with other customers.

Yeah, now shut up so he can speak!

Oh, he's scared now! He sees the threat we present! He smells the changes coming, and the loss of sales when the nonsmokers finally demand satisfaction. We demand the right to breathe cleaner air!

Yeah!

We'd rather chew our gum than embrace slow death! Let's abolish this heinous practice of sucking poison, and if it means ruffling the feathers of a convenience store idiot, then so be it!

That's it, everybody out.

We're not moving! We have a right, a constitutional right, to assemble and be heard!

Yeah, but not in here.

What better place than this? To stamp it out, you gotta start at the source!

Like I'm responsible for all the smokers!

The ones in this town, yes! You encourage their growth, their habit. You're the source in this area, and we're going to shut you down for good! For good, cancer-merchant!

[The small crowd begins to chant and jeer in Dante's face.]

Cancer merchant!
Cancer merchant!
Cancer merchant!


[Veronica enters and surveys the mess. The crowd throws cigarettes at Dante, pelting him in the face. Suddenly, a loud blast is heard, and white powder explodes over the throng. Everyone turns to face Veronica as she stands in one of the freezer cases, holding a fire extinguisher.]

Who's leading this mob?

[The crowd looks among themselves. Someone points to the activist.]

That guy.

[The activist carries his briefcase surreptitiously toward the door.]

Freeze. [points fire extinguisher at the activist] Let's see some credentials.

[He reluctantly pulls out a business card and hands it to her.]

You're a Chewlie's Gum representative?

[He nods.]

And you're stirring up all this antismoking sentiment to what? Sell more gum?

[He nods again.]

Get out of here. [she turns to the crowd] And you people: Don't you have jobs to go to? Get out of here and go commute.

[The crowd sheepishly exits, one by one, offering apologetic glances. Dante tries to regain his composure. Veronica watches the crowd disperse, disgusted.]

You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Easily led automatons. Try thinking for yourselves before you pelt an innocent man with cigarettes!

[Veronica sets the fire extinguisher down next to Dante. Dante is sitting on the floor, head in his folded arms.]

It looked like Tiananmen Square in here for a second.

[As the last of the crowd shuffles out, one of the ex-mobbers approaches the counter, embarrassed.]

Pack of reds.

You have got to be kidding me.

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The Flood / I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
« on: June 10, 2017, 12:13:59 AM »
YouTube

[An indecisive customer holds up two movies] Are either of these any good?

[Randal ignores her and continues reading the newspaper]

Sir!

What.

Are either of these any good?

I don't watch movies.

Well, have you heard anything about either of them?

No.

You've never heard anybody say anything about either movie?

I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.

[Puts movies down and hesitates, before picking them back up] Well, how about these two movies?

They suck.

I just held up the same two movies. You're not even paying attention.

No, I wasn't.

I don't think your manager would appreciate -

I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

I beg your pardon!

Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

I only pointed out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.

And I hope it feels good.

You hope what feels good?

I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

[The indecisive customer wears a face that belies utter disbelief in the audacity of this most lackadaisical video clerk. The unmoving newspaper illustrates the total disinterest of the news-hungry Randal. The indecisive customer shakes her head in disgust and throws the movies back onto the wall.]

Well this is the last time I ever rent here...

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The Flood / Re: The truth about Scooby-Doo
« on: June 09, 2017, 11:38:46 PM »
Same universe as Batman?



dude look at this awkward af interaction

theory fucking confirmed

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The Flood / Re: Should Trump be allowed to resign?
« on: June 09, 2017, 10:03:40 PM »
if you're more angry at donald trump than any individual who has bad tastes in media, you have backwards priorities

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The Flood / Re: The truth about Scooby-Doo
« on: June 09, 2017, 08:40:20 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The truth about Scooby-Doo
« on: June 09, 2017, 06:20:26 PM »
you have a weird obsession with kid shows
I have a weird obsession with the medium of television in general

and when you're this much of a savan you understand there's no difference between kids shows and adult shows, only between good shows and bad shows


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