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« on: June 14, 2017, 11:53:02 PM »
Norm MacDonald is like my favorite comedian ever yet he's kinda bad ethically
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« on: June 14, 2017, 11:33:55 PM »
If I were mod I would just permaban second class for being a tremendous faggot
and if I were mod I wouldn't permaban you for being a literal psycho b/c I'm not a freak
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« on: June 14, 2017, 11:32:55 PM »
4144
« on: June 14, 2017, 11:17:25 PM »
as if you make threads 1/50 as good as mine
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« on: June 14, 2017, 10:40:12 PM »
TAG: Sitcomhttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7o2ca_twin-peaks-parody-by-saturday-night_funDale Cooper: [ talking into tape recorder ] Diane, 11:31 pm. Just finished washing up and ready for bed. This morning, I showered for nine minutes. Found seventeen hairs; three curly, fourteen straight. I used the Basalm shampoo along with the conditioner courtesy of the hotel and delivering what it promised. A silky manageability. Cotton towel by Field Crest with just the right amount of absorbancy. Consumed fifteen doughnuts today, Diane. All jelly. I'll be injecting my insulin in four minutes. Diane, slept great last night. Got to find out what kind of sheets these are; not cotton, not rayon, silky. Damn fine sheets. I'm gonna get naked and slide around in them.
[ front door opens, as Sheriff Truman enters ]
Sheriff Truman: Cooper, great news. We found out who killed Laura Palmer. It was Leo. He just confessed.
Dale Cooper: Harry, I'm glad you're here. Tonight we're going to go up to One-Eyed Jacks disguised as indians. Hawk said we could borrow his buckskins - you know, the one with the eagle feather.
Sheriff Truman: Cooper, listen. Leo confessed. Leo turned himself in.
Dale Cooper: Well, that's good news, Harry. Another piece of the puzzle. It won't be long now.
Sheriff Truman: No, no, no, no. Leo confessed. He really did, honest. It's over. We found the murder weapon in the truck. His fingerprints match. We even have a video tape of it. [ pulls videotape out of his pocket ]
Dale Cooper: Harry, in the FBI we're trained in one very important thing - to look beyond the obvious. Now, this video tape is helpful, but last night I had a dream. In that dream I saw a hairless mouse with a pitchfork singing a song about caves. I surmised these are the same caves at the Packard Saw Mill. Harry, tonight you and I are going to do a little spelunking.
[ the front door bursts open, as a handcuffed Leo enters with Deputy Andy Brennan ]
Leo: I guess you heard. I did it. I'm ready to do my time. Get me a beer!
Dale Cooper: Harry, this certainly puts him high on the list of suspects. Audrey Horne: [ enters the room and leans against the wall ] Agent Cooper.
Dale Cooper: Audrey, did you dig up any new leads at the perfume counter?
Audrey Horne: I quit that job as soon as I found that Leo did it.
Leo: That's right! I'm the one.
Dale Cooper: [ scolding ] I'm talking to Audrey.
Leo: [ reaches in his pants pocket ] I've got pictures, see. [ pulls out his wallet and displays the pictures ] Here's me about to kill her. Here's me killing her. Here's me wrapping her in plastic.
Audrey Horne: [ squeezing between Cooper & Leo ] I just wanted to say goodbye, Agent Cooper. I want you to take this with you. [ hands him a gift ] I just have to finish wrapping it. [ shoves a 5-inch long, red ribbon in her mouth and slowly gobbles it up. Her tongue squirms around in her mouth, then she sticks her tongue out to reveal a tied red bow, which she places on Cooper's gift. ]
Dale Cooper: Thank you Audrey. [ Audrey exits the room ] Harry, tonight we'll stake out the graveyard disguised as alter boys.
Sheriff Truman: No, no. No, we won't, Cooper, and I'll tell you why - because the crime has been solved already. Leo confessed.
Dale Cooper: Okay, we'll go to One-Eyed Jacks disguised as Eskimo seal hunters.
Sheriff Truman: No, Cooper.
Dale Cooper: How about Vegas?
Sheriff Truman: No.
Dale Cooper: It's fun.
Sheriff Truman: Come off it, Cooper.
Dale Cooper: Harry, I've got it. [ picks up a rock from the table. ] I'll throw this rock at the window. If it breaks, Leo is innocent. [ throws the rock at the window, breaking it. ]
Dale Cooper: Leo, you're free to go.
Sheriff Truman: Look, Cooper - I know you have interesting methods, and I don't blame you for loving your work. But seeing that this crime is solved already, I'd like to move on to an unsolved crime.
Leo: Look! I did it! You think those notes I sent you were a joke?!
Dale Cooper: What notes?
Leo: Those notes right there. [ points to some notes on the table ]
Sheriff Truman: [ picks up the notes and reads them ] "Dear Agent Cooper. I killed Laura Palmer. Signed Leo Johnson." [ reads next note, as Cooper looks on ] "Dear Agent Cooper. Wondering if you got my first note, re: my killing of Laura Palmer. Signed Leo Johnson." [ reads next note ] "Dear Agent Cooper. Why no response about me killing Laura Palmer? Are you still on the case? If not, please forward to proper authorities. Yours truly, Leo 'the murderer of Laura Palmer' Johnson."
4146
« on: June 14, 2017, 10:17:22 PM »
bro sep7agon is old
we all moved to octa8on.gov now
as if non9gon.onion isnt where SU migrated to while you scrubs were busy with sentra and kiyo lmao
lmao you have two members
magnitude is a one man party
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« on: June 14, 2017, 10:12:41 PM »
bro sep7agon is old
we all moved to octa8on.gov now
as if non9gon.onion isnt where SU migrated to while you scrubs were busy with sentra and kiyo lmao
4148
« on: June 14, 2017, 10:08:07 PM »
 decisions Spoiler I'll probably go with mandy just because she's p much a more villainous clover
probs going to keep this tp theme for at least another episode tho
4149
« on: June 14, 2017, 09:53:02 PM »
 actually a jerry avi would be pretty sweet too
4150
« on: June 14, 2017, 09:46:30 PM »
TAG: Feminism
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« on: June 14, 2017, 09:43:41 PM »
none of these characters are avatar worthy
"woah man we have to show that our badass dame is badass, let's turn her into a dude" -- every 'girl power' character in the world  where were you when a show didn't choose between femininity and power
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« on: June 14, 2017, 09:38:35 PM »
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« on: June 14, 2017, 09:19:09 PM »
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« on: June 14, 2017, 08:18:31 PM »
ok
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« on: June 14, 2017, 07:40:25 PM »
villainy requires malice
Wrong!
A wolf that eats a rabbit is evil even if he doesn't know it.
A schitzophrenic man that thinks he's being attacked by ogres and shoots them all, when really he's at the mall, is evil even if he can't be blamed.
Intent doesn't facilitate evil, actions do.
so saving the life of a woman by holding the belief of "women and children first" isn't evil, because youre action is saving someone's life
doesn't matter if your intentions are based on sexism
Wrong discrimination is worse than letting someone die, easily any fucking day
4156
« on: June 14, 2017, 05:54:34 PM »
  also, kyle maclachlan on snl = life
4157
« on: June 14, 2017, 05:48:42 PM »
Are thoughtcrimes evil now? i would say yes
george orwell can go fuck himself
holy fucking shit please be trolling
I bet you thought the judicial system in minority report wasn't fucked up at all LMAO
i haven't seen it, but i really like the idea of catching criminals before they commit crimes
pretty ingenious
Then they aren't criminals.
doesn't matter at that point
criminal would be redefinedโfor the better
literally stalin style thinking
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« on: June 14, 2017, 05:01:43 PM »
Are thoughtcrimes evil now? i would say yes
george orwell can go fuck himself
holy fucking shit please be trolling
I bet you thought the judicial system in minority report wasn't fucked up at all LMAO
i haven't seen it, but i really like the idea of catching criminals before they commit crimes
pretty ingenious
You mean the idea of incarcerating innocent people? Yeah v ingenious + moral
yep
cringe
aw I had a free cringe card? Why would I post a completely non cringy (to a normal person) gif from a popular sitcom? I had the perfect aku/mandy op  
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« on: June 14, 2017, 04:50:56 PM »
and have you been listening? "A criminal before they commit a crime" is called an innocent. Even outside of movie universes.
then it wouldn't matter whether you're innocent or not
what would matter is if you've never and will never commit a crime in your life
only they would be safe and only they deserve to be safe
Nope! All that matters is if you're innocent up until this point. If you heard that a baby would become a serial killer when he's 40 out of stress, would you arrest the baby? Would you deprive him and the world of 39 crime-free years? If you try to stop evil by attacking innocents, you're the fucking evil one
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« on: June 14, 2017, 04:48:37 PM »
Are thoughtcrimes evil now? i would say yes
george orwell can go fuck himself
holy fucking shit please be trolling
I bet you thought the judicial system in minority report wasn't fucked up at all LMAO
i haven't seen it, but i really like the idea of catching criminals before they commit crimes
pretty ingenious
You mean the idea of incarcerating innocent people? Yeah v ingenious + moral
yep
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« on: June 14, 2017, 04:47:18 PM »
and have you been listening? "A criminal before they commit a crime" is called an innocent. Even outside of movie universes.
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« on: June 14, 2017, 04:46:28 PM »
Are thoughtcrimes evil now? i would say yes
george orwell can go fuck himself
holy fucking shit please be trolling
I bet you thought the judicial system in minority report wasn't fucked up at all LMAO
i haven't seen it, but i really like the idea of catching criminals before they commit crimes
pretty ingenious
You mean the idea of incarcerating innocent people? Yeah v ingenious + moral
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« on: June 14, 2017, 04:40:44 PM »
Um no?? what the fuck retard fucking kill yourself
'are beans meat', you sound like an asshole
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« on: June 14, 2017, 04:37:45 PM »
Are thoughtcrimes evil now? i would say yes
george orwell can go fuck himself
holy fucking shit please be trolling I bet you thought the judicial system in minority report wasn't fucked up at all LMAO Law is about deterrence through punishment, not prevention. If I walk into an apartment building with a registered gun, a bottle of chloroform, a pillow, while wearing a raincoat, NO cop should be allowed to arrest me, as I didn't do anything wrong. Am I probably planning to murder someone based on what I posess? Of course. But I haven't murdered anyone yet, no (morally sound) law has been broken. You care about prevention, lock your door. Lock it again. Buy a gun, set up a booby trap, adopt a rottweiler. Don't demand the police arrest a non lawbreaking citizen.
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« on: June 14, 2017, 04:26:40 PM »
villainy requires malice
Wrong!
A wolf that eats a rabbit is evil even if he doesn't know it.
A schitzophrenic man that thinks he's being attacked by ogres and shoots them all, when really he's at the mall, is evil even if he can't be blamed.
Intent doesn't facilitate evil, actions do.
so you can intend to murder somebody and fail
and it's not evil because you didn't murder them despite your intentions
Not at all. You didn't do a thing. Are thoughtcrimes evil now? If you intended to murder someone by shooting and you miss, you're guilty of what you did: causing fear/intimidation/trauma If you intended to murder someone by poisoning their stevia and they choose not to drink it anyway, you're guilty of what you did: nothing.
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« on: June 14, 2017, 04:20:41 PM »
villainy requires malice
Wrong! A wolf that eats a rabbit is evil even if he doesn't know it. A schitzophrenic man that thinks he's being attacked by ogres and shoots them all, when really he's at the mall, is evil even if he can't be blamed. Intent doesn't facilitate evil, actions do.
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« on: June 14, 2017, 04:03:03 PM »
TAG: Sitcom...there was a place of great goodness called the White Lodge. Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing spirits. The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air. And when it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a desire to live life in truth and beauty. Generally speaking, a ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell. Engorged with the whispered prayers of kneeling mothers, mewling newborns, and fools, young and old, compelled to do good without reason. But I'm happy to point out that our story does not end in this wretched place of saccarhine excess. For there is another place, its opposite. A place of almost unimaginable power, chock full of dark forces and vicious secrets. No prayers dare enter this frightful maw, for spirits there care not for good deeds or priestly invocations. They are likely to rip the flesh from your bones then greet you with a happy "good day". And if harnessed, these spirits, in this hidden land of unmuffled screams and broken hearts, will offer up a power so vast that its bearer might reorder the earth itself to his liking. Now, this place I speak of is known as the Black Lodge - and I intend to find it.Spoiler if this doesnt make you want to watch the source material you have a stunted imagination
4168
« on: June 14, 2017, 01:45:30 PM »
will no one make this stand
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« on: June 14, 2017, 01:44:18 PM »
You think that but a lot of it is based on emotion.
like what, give an example
Your whole life view, the antinatalism thing. You seem to be one of these hyper-sympathetic type of people. When you see your friends and family suffering it probably really really bums you out. Like I said you should get medication, you see the cup as half empty all the time. It's never half full to you. You refuse to see it that way because you're so emotional you believe it's dumb or wrong of you to let your brain kind of take a breather from being so disgusted with everything.
Maybe I'm way off but that's how it seems to me.
what about a person like me who lives life in true beauty and is an antinatalist because of common sense
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« on: June 14, 2017, 12:49:11 PM »
LMAO as if
women can take care of themselves, that rule is so fucking misogynistic
children yeah obviously
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