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The Flood / I love having things come up out of context in 5 years
« on: June 15, 2017, 01:05:01 AM »
no joke

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NEVER judge anyone for their physical traits, literal subhuman thinking. Even if 100% turned out to be douches, you shouldn't think they are until they prove themselves that way.

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If you see a white dude with wacky colored dreads, grills, and looks to be in his early 30s then the immediate assumption is that he's a terrible person (because 99.9% of the time it's true).
That's extremely fucked up. What about the fucking .1%? Fuck him, right?

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maybe if they stopped looking at the camera all the time

that gag isn't funny
"um maybe if they stopped doing the point of the show??"

Criticize the fucking genre if that's your problem. Don't pull this bigot "punchable face" card
i'll criticize both and everything else because nothing about the show (or any show in this genre) is good
you'll criticize people for their facial traits, got it

I'm going to become a straight up racist because of this thread, and if you say shit you're a fucking hypocrite

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wtf everyone on this show has brown faces!!?

never ever watching it for this reason
jacob potila is a racist

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maybe if they stopped looking at the camera all the time

that gag isn't funny
"um maybe if they stopped doing the point of the show??"

Criticize the fucking genre if that's your problem. Don't pull this bigot "punchable face" card

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If you're a condescending asshole and people want to hit you because of it, you don't have a "punchable face" lmao. Does your face have a thing to do with your personality?

this is why I discredit all of jacob's posts, he actually believes in this shit
I'd say people have punchable faces because they remind the average onlooker of someone they hate or (in the case of actors) they tend to play shitrag characters.
It's still a dumb expression

people dont control how they look

come up with a word like punchable aura if you want a phrase that justifies casual violence
Usually the term spreads outside the face, anyway

like Riff Raff
he has a hateable personality, not a punchable face

since when did we start using language for words that sound zingy instead of words that are correct

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wtf everyone on this show has brown faces!!?

never ever watching it for this reason

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If you're a condescending asshole and people want to hit you because of it, you don't have a "punchable face" lmao. Does your face have a thing to do with your personality?

this is why I discredit all of jacob's posts, he actually believes in this shit
I'd say people have punchable faces because they remind the average onlooker of someone they hate or (in the case of actors) they tend to play shitrag characters.
Nah

everyone's face on this show just looks smug and annoying
this is totally their fault and you're morally correct for using that as a basis for anything

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The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:54:05 AM »
oh shit that avatar thread was about me

oh well โ˜ 

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The word punchable itself is a bad word

something isn't "punchable", you just have a bad job keeping your violent emotions in check

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The Flood / Re: BBQ Sauce battle royale.
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:47:20 AM »
idk what this means

just give me some sweet baby rays

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If you're a condescending asshole and people want to hit you because of it, you don't have a "punchable face" lmao. Does your face have a thing to do with your personality?

this is why I discredit all of jacob's posts, he actually believes in this shit
I'd say people have punchable faces because they remind the average onlooker of someone they hate or (in the case of actors) they tend to play shitrag characters.
It's still a dumb expression

people dont control how they look

come up with a word like punchable aura if you want a phrase that justifies casual violence

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when casting for these shows, do they exclusively screen for people who have the most punchable faces
But Amy Poehler, Adam Scott, Rob Low, Chris Pratt, Audrey Plaza, Retta, etc are adorable

The only people I want to punch are Kevin Symons, Darlene Hunt, and Jon Glaser, and I'm supposed to want to punch them in the face.
dw about him, he literally thinks that gillian jacobs / joel mchale / ken jeong are bad actors LMAO

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If you're a condescending asshole and people want to hit you because of it, you don't have a "punchable face" lmao. Does your face have a thing to do with your personality?

this is why I discredit all of jacob's posts, he actually believes in this shit

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The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:40:29 AM »
fuck you class
"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
pls tell me this is a copypasta
kinda

YouTube

Okay, that's a relief, because that was bordering on Deci territory otherwise.
Man I wish I was deci

dude gets to talk about his interests whenever he comes here and even calling him cringy is like calling the grass green

I can't do anything fun on this super serious forum
idk, regardless of intent some of your threads have some sort of subject for others to talk about besides you. Like the "people you should hate" thread from earlier; regardless, it's reasonable activity even if it's a "class thread xd"
I would say the majority of my threads do. When was the last thread I made that talked about me?

The problem is that my interests are pretty much the opposite of this forum's, so anything I talk about that I want to will be met with disdain. See Nuka's "all of your posts only talk about feminism, sitcoms, or drugs" post.

If I make a thread about what I like, it's in the same vein as a jive thread here, because while mine has discussion value, only people who know the source will be able to have a discussion. But I can't help it - I could post about the shit people here love, like bashing teenagers or shitting on anything popular. But then why even post

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when casting for these shows, do they exclusively screen for people who have the most punchable faces
Maybe they screen people for comedic talent and don't discriminate against them for an arbitrary facial trait they can't fucking help

what you said is literally no different than criticizing a show for only casting women with average sized boobs

Spoiler
"Punchable faces" don't exist, by the way - you're just an asshole.

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The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:33:02 AM »
fuck you class
"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
pls tell me this is a copypasta
kinda

YouTube

Okay, that's a relief, because that was bordering on Deci territory otherwise.
steve buscemi's character in that movie is BASICALLY deci
I dont see it lol?

just because he was peppy and annoying? He wasn't constantly talking about self pity shit or desperate for attention, which I consider deci's main traits

then again it's been a while

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The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:30:20 AM »
fuck you class
"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
pls tell me this is a copypasta
kinda

YouTube

Okay, that's a relief, because that was bordering on Deci territory otherwise.
Man I wish I was deci

dude gets to talk about his interests whenever he comes here and even calling him cringy is like calling the grass green

I can't do anything fun on this super serious forum

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The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:28:59 AM »
best parts of fargo are what I perverted + king clip on tie scene

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The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:28:11 AM »
fuck you class
"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
pls tell me this is a copypasta
that's from a great movie called Fargo

but as always carson has a way of making it look lame as fuck
nah it was clever af

also, NCFOM knocks Fargo out of the water

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The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:27:14 AM »
fuck you class
"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
pls tell me this is a copypasta
kinda

YouTube

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Boring
One of the best comedies ever

Parks and Rec > The Office
well sure, but the office is pretty low ball as a comedy

its dramatic elements work way better

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Boring
woah man, you dislike a popular show....?

do you want to like hang out sometime? I never really noticed how cool you are until now  :-[

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The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:20:32 AM »
fuck you class
"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.

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probs because I'm a sensitive baby but those scenes depressed me super hard lol

especially when he comes back just to end up leaving again

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oh okay nvm, this dude is 100% awesome and shouldnt be part of this thread's subject

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Spoiler

seriously, have you seen this dude on Millionaire? Literally made fun of Regis the entire time and knew the million dollar question. But anyway, I love his opinion on what art is.

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that's so donald

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http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/norm-macdonald-book-snl.html

A1 article holy shit



Thereโ€™s a thing you do in the book, where you take the kernel of a real-life event, and then craft an outlandish and obviously not-real story out of it, that feels very different from a lot of contemporary, more personally revealing post-Louie comedy. Did you ever have any impulse to write something more confessional?
I do not like confessional comedy. I donโ€™t like it at all. Nothing can be easier than being confessional. Confessional is bragging. Thatโ€™s all it is.

Itโ€™s bragging to draw from your life experiences?

People think things are tragedy. Theyโ€™re not tragedy.  If you get cancer, thatโ€™s not a tragedy. If your mother dies when sheโ€™s 30, thatโ€™s not tragedy. Thatโ€™s life. You donโ€™t yell it from the rooftops. It has no place in comedy.

So I guess youโ€™re not a fan of the wave of TV shows thatโ€™s followed Louie? All those shows clearly based on the starโ€™s real life?
Louis C.K. is a genius. But every genius breeds a bunch of fucking idiots. These people say, โ€œI can do that.โ€ But they canโ€™t, they just think they can. I donโ€™t understand all these comedy shows that forget about being comedies. Itโ€™s absurd. There shouldnโ€™t even be a prevailing style of comedy, anyways. People should be individuals.

Thereโ€™s also a parallel trend to the confessional comedy Iโ€™m talking about, which is comedy thatโ€™s much more explicitly concerned with identity issues. Iโ€™m thinking of people like Amy Schumer or Aziz Ansari. Are you also disinterested in social-commentary comedy?
If you can tell me one funny, socially relevant joke Iโ€™d give you a million dollars. Comedians, when they get really good, and nowadays they donโ€™t even have to get good, reach a point where they feel they should be philosophers. Iโ€™ve heard it said even that the modern-day philosophers are comedians. I read modern-day philosophers! Iโ€™m sure theyโ€™re insulted when theyโ€™re compared to people who work in smoky nightclubs and hit on waitresses for a living. Social commentary โ€” I donโ€™t know. Have you tried watching Murphy Brown lately? Those Dan Quayle jokes โ€ฆ

Iโ€™m a little surprised to hear you say that, especially about the confessional stuff.
That doesnโ€™t really even have a place in social intercourse. Confessional is meant to be something you do in a dark booth beside a holy man and whispered.

You really believe that?
Yeah.

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