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« on: June 15, 2017, 12:48:29 AM »
The word punchable itself is a bad word
something isn't "punchable", you just have a bad job keeping your violent emotions in check
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« on: June 15, 2017, 12:47:20 AM »
idk what this means
just give me some sweet baby rays
4113
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:46:08 AM »
If you're a condescending asshole and people want to hit you because of it, you don't have a "punchable face" lmao. Does your face have a thing to do with your personality?
this is why I discredit all of jacob's posts, he actually believes in this shit
I'd say people have punchable faces because they remind the average onlooker of someone they hate or (in the case of actors) they tend to play shitrag characters.
It's still a dumb expression people dont control how they look come up with a word like punchable aura if you want a phrase that justifies casual violence
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« on: June 15, 2017, 12:44:11 AM »
when casting for these shows, do they exclusively screen for people who have the most punchable faces
But Amy Poehler, Adam Scott, Rob Low, Chris Pratt, Audrey Plaza, Retta, etc are adorable
The only people I want to punch are Kevin Symons, Darlene Hunt, and Jon Glaser, and I'm supposed to want to punch them in the face.
dw about him, he literally thinks that gillian jacobs / joel mchale / ken jeong are bad actors LMAO
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« on: June 15, 2017, 12:43:13 AM »
If you're a condescending asshole and people want to hit you because of it, you don't have a "punchable face" lmao. Does your face have a thing to do with your personality?
this is why I discredit all of jacob's posts, he actually believes in this shit
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« on: June 15, 2017, 12:40:29 AM »
fuck you class
"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
pls tell me this is a copypasta
kinda
Okay, that's a relief, because that was bordering on Deci territory otherwise.
Man I wish I was deci
dude gets to talk about his interests whenever he comes here and even calling him cringy is like calling the grass green
I can't do anything fun on this super serious forum
idk, regardless of intent some of your threads have some sort of subject for others to talk about besides you. Like the "people you should hate" thread from earlier; regardless, it's reasonable activity even if it's a "class thread xd"
I would say the majority of my threads do. When was the last thread I made that talked about me? The problem is that my interests are pretty much the opposite of this forum's, so anything I talk about that I want to will be met with disdain. See Nuka's "all of your posts only talk about feminism, sitcoms, or drugs" post. If I make a thread about what I like, it's in the same vein as a jive thread here, because while mine has discussion value, only people who know the source will be able to have a discussion. But I can't help it - I could post about the shit people here love, like bashing teenagers or shitting on anything popular. But then why even post
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« on: June 15, 2017, 12:34:39 AM »
when casting for these shows, do they exclusively screen for people who have the most punchable faces
Maybe they screen people for comedic talent and don't discriminate against them for an arbitrary facial trait they can't fucking help what you said is literally no different than criticizing a show for only casting women with average sized boobs Spoiler "Punchable faces" don't exist, by the way - you're just an asshole.
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« on: June 15, 2017, 12:33:02 AM »
fuck you class
"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
pls tell me this is a copypasta
kinda
Okay, that's a relief, because that was bordering on Deci territory otherwise.
steve buscemi's character in that movie is BASICALLY deci
I dont see it lol? just because he was peppy and annoying? He wasn't constantly talking about self pity shit or desperate for attention, which I consider deci's main traits then again it's been a while
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« on: June 15, 2017, 12:30:20 AM »
fuck you class
"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
pls tell me this is a copypasta
kinda
Okay, that's a relief, because that was bordering on Deci territory otherwise.
Man I wish I was deci dude gets to talk about his interests whenever he comes here and even calling him cringy is like calling the grass green I can't do anything fun on this super serious forum
4120
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:28:59 AM »
best parts of fargo are what I perverted + king clip on tie scene
4121
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:28:11 AM »
fuck you class
"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
pls tell me this is a copypasta
that's from a great movie called Fargo
but as always carson has a way of making it look lame as fuck
nah it was clever af also, NCFOM knocks Fargo out of the water
4122
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:27:14 AM »
fuck you class
"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
pls tell me this is a copypasta
kinda
4123
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:24:04 AM »
Boring
One of the best comedies ever
Parks and Rec > The Office
well sure, but the office is pretty low ball as a comedy its dramatic elements work way better
4124
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:23:12 AM »
Boring
woah man, you dislike a popular show....? do you want to like hang out sometime? I never really noticed how cool you are until now 
4125
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:20:32 AM »
fuck you class
"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
4126
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:13:44 AM »
probs because I'm a sensitive baby but those scenes depressed me super hard lol
especially when he comes back just to end up leaving again
4127
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:10:09 AM »
 oh okay nvm, this dude is 100% awesome and shouldnt be part of this thread's subject
4128
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:07:08 AM »
 seriously, have you seen this dude on Millionaire? Literally made fun of Regis the entire time and knew the million dollar question. But anyway, I love his opinion on what art is.
4129
« on: June 15, 2017, 12:02:36 AM »
 that's so donald
4130
« on: June 14, 2017, 11:58:54 PM »
http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/norm-macdonald-book-snl.htmlA1 article holy shit
Thereโs a thing you do in the book, where you take the kernel of a real-life event, and then craft an outlandish and obviously not-real story out of it, that feels very different from a lot of contemporary, more personally revealing post-Louie comedy. Did you ever have any impulse to write something more confessional?I do not like confessional comedy. I donโt like it at all. Nothing can be easier than being confessional. Confessional is bragging. Thatโs all it is.
Itโs bragging to draw from your life experiences? People think things are tragedy. Theyโre not tragedy. If you get cancer, thatโs not a tragedy. If your mother dies when sheโs 30, thatโs not tragedy. Thatโs life. You donโt yell it from the rooftops. It has no place in comedy. So I guess youโre not a fan of the wave of TV shows thatโs followed Louie? All those shows clearly based on the starโs real life?Louis C.K. is a genius. But every genius breeds a bunch of fucking idiots. These people say, โI can do that.โ But they canโt, they just think they can. I donโt understand all these comedy shows that forget about being comedies. Itโs absurd. There shouldnโt even be a prevailing style of comedy, anyways. People should be individuals. Thereโs also a parallel trend to the confessional comedy Iโm talking about, which is comedy thatโs much more explicitly concerned with identity issues. Iโm thinking of people like Amy Schumer or Aziz Ansari. Are you also disinterested in social-commentary comedy? If you can tell me one funny, socially relevant joke Iโd give you a million dollars. Comedians, when they get really good, and nowadays they donโt even have to get good, reach a point where they feel they should be philosophers. Iโve heard it said even that the modern-day philosophers are comedians. I read modern-day philosophers! Iโm sure theyโre insulted when theyโre compared to people who work in smoky nightclubs and hit on waitresses for a living. Social commentary โ I donโt know. Have you tried watching Murphy Brown lately? Those Dan Quayle jokes โฆ Iโm a little surprised to hear you say that, especially about the confessional stuff. That doesnโt really even have a place in social intercourse. Confessional is meant to be something you do in a dark booth beside a holy man and whispered. You really believe that?Yeah.
4131
« on: June 14, 2017, 11:53:02 PM »
Norm MacDonald is like my favorite comedian ever yet he's kinda bad ethically
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« on: June 14, 2017, 11:33:55 PM »
If I were mod I would just permaban second class for being a tremendous faggot
and if I were mod I wouldn't permaban you for being a literal psycho b/c I'm not a freak
4133
« on: June 14, 2017, 11:32:55 PM »
4134
« on: June 14, 2017, 11:17:25 PM »
as if you make threads 1/50 as good as mine
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« on: June 14, 2017, 10:40:12 PM »
TAG: Sitcomhttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7o2ca_twin-peaks-parody-by-saturday-night_funDale Cooper: [ talking into tape recorder ] Diane, 11:31 pm. Just finished washing up and ready for bed. This morning, I showered for nine minutes. Found seventeen hairs; three curly, fourteen straight. I used the Basalm shampoo along with the conditioner courtesy of the hotel and delivering what it promised. A silky manageability. Cotton towel by Field Crest with just the right amount of absorbancy. Consumed fifteen doughnuts today, Diane. All jelly. I'll be injecting my insulin in four minutes. Diane, slept great last night. Got to find out what kind of sheets these are; not cotton, not rayon, silky. Damn fine sheets. I'm gonna get naked and slide around in them.
[ front door opens, as Sheriff Truman enters ]
Sheriff Truman: Cooper, great news. We found out who killed Laura Palmer. It was Leo. He just confessed.
Dale Cooper: Harry, I'm glad you're here. Tonight we're going to go up to One-Eyed Jacks disguised as indians. Hawk said we could borrow his buckskins - you know, the one with the eagle feather.
Sheriff Truman: Cooper, listen. Leo confessed. Leo turned himself in.
Dale Cooper: Well, that's good news, Harry. Another piece of the puzzle. It won't be long now.
Sheriff Truman: No, no, no, no. Leo confessed. He really did, honest. It's over. We found the murder weapon in the truck. His fingerprints match. We even have a video tape of it. [ pulls videotape out of his pocket ]
Dale Cooper: Harry, in the FBI we're trained in one very important thing - to look beyond the obvious. Now, this video tape is helpful, but last night I had a dream. In that dream I saw a hairless mouse with a pitchfork singing a song about caves. I surmised these are the same caves at the Packard Saw Mill. Harry, tonight you and I are going to do a little spelunking.
[ the front door bursts open, as a handcuffed Leo enters with Deputy Andy Brennan ]
Leo: I guess you heard. I did it. I'm ready to do my time. Get me a beer!
Dale Cooper: Harry, this certainly puts him high on the list of suspects. Audrey Horne: [ enters the room and leans against the wall ] Agent Cooper.
Dale Cooper: Audrey, did you dig up any new leads at the perfume counter?
Audrey Horne: I quit that job as soon as I found that Leo did it.
Leo: That's right! I'm the one.
Dale Cooper: [ scolding ] I'm talking to Audrey.
Leo: [ reaches in his pants pocket ] I've got pictures, see. [ pulls out his wallet and displays the pictures ] Here's me about to kill her. Here's me killing her. Here's me wrapping her in plastic.
Audrey Horne: [ squeezing between Cooper & Leo ] I just wanted to say goodbye, Agent Cooper. I want you to take this with you. [ hands him a gift ] I just have to finish wrapping it. [ shoves a 5-inch long, red ribbon in her mouth and slowly gobbles it up. Her tongue squirms around in her mouth, then she sticks her tongue out to reveal a tied red bow, which she places on Cooper's gift. ]
Dale Cooper: Thank you Audrey. [ Audrey exits the room ] Harry, tonight we'll stake out the graveyard disguised as alter boys.
Sheriff Truman: No, no. No, we won't, Cooper, and I'll tell you why - because the crime has been solved already. Leo confessed.
Dale Cooper: Okay, we'll go to One-Eyed Jacks disguised as Eskimo seal hunters.
Sheriff Truman: No, Cooper.
Dale Cooper: How about Vegas?
Sheriff Truman: No.
Dale Cooper: It's fun.
Sheriff Truman: Come off it, Cooper.
Dale Cooper: Harry, I've got it. [ picks up a rock from the table. ] I'll throw this rock at the window. If it breaks, Leo is innocent. [ throws the rock at the window, breaking it. ]
Dale Cooper: Leo, you're free to go.
Sheriff Truman: Look, Cooper - I know you have interesting methods, and I don't blame you for loving your work. But seeing that this crime is solved already, I'd like to move on to an unsolved crime.
Leo: Look! I did it! You think those notes I sent you were a joke?!
Dale Cooper: What notes?
Leo: Those notes right there. [ points to some notes on the table ]
Sheriff Truman: [ picks up the notes and reads them ] "Dear Agent Cooper. I killed Laura Palmer. Signed Leo Johnson." [ reads next note, as Cooper looks on ] "Dear Agent Cooper. Wondering if you got my first note, re: my killing of Laura Palmer. Signed Leo Johnson." [ reads next note ] "Dear Agent Cooper. Why no response about me killing Laura Palmer? Are you still on the case? If not, please forward to proper authorities. Yours truly, Leo 'the murderer of Laura Palmer' Johnson."
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« on: June 14, 2017, 10:17:22 PM »
bro sep7agon is old
we all moved to octa8on.gov now
as if non9gon.onion isnt where SU migrated to while you scrubs were busy with sentra and kiyo lmao
lmao you have two members
magnitude is a one man party
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« on: June 14, 2017, 10:12:41 PM »
bro sep7agon is old
we all moved to octa8on.gov now
as if non9gon.onion isnt where SU migrated to while you scrubs were busy with sentra and kiyo lmao
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« on: June 14, 2017, 10:08:07 PM »
 decisions Spoiler I'll probably go with mandy just because she's p much a more villainous clover
probs going to keep this tp theme for at least another episode tho
4139
« on: June 14, 2017, 09:53:02 PM »
 actually a jerry avi would be pretty sweet too
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« on: June 14, 2017, 09:46:30 PM »
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