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The Flood / I love having things come up out of context in 5 years
« on: June 15, 2017, 01:05:01 AM »
no joke
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The Flood / I love having things come up out of context in 5 years« on: June 15, 2017, 01:05:01 AM »
no joke
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The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 01:03:26 AM »
NEVER judge anyone for their physical traits, literal subhuman thinking. Even if 100% turned out to be douches, you shouldn't think they are until they prove themselves that way.
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The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 01:02:28 AM »If you see a white dude with wacky colored dreads, grills, and looks to be in his early 30s then the immediate assumption is that he's a terrible person (because 99.9% of the time it's true).That's extremely fucked up. What about the fucking .1%? Fuck him, right? 4114
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 01:01:26 AM »you'll criticize people for their facial traits, got iti'll criticize both and everything else because nothing about the show (or any show in this genre) is goodmaybe if they stopped looking at the camera all the time"um maybe if they stopped doing the point of the show??" I'm going to become a straight up racist because of this thread, and if you say shit you're a fucking hypocrite 4115
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:59:45 AM »wtf everyone on this show has brown faces!!?jacob potila is a racist 4116
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:58:43 AM »maybe if they stopped looking at the camera all the time"um maybe if they stopped doing the point of the show??" Criticize the fucking genre if that's your problem. Don't pull this bigot "punchable face" card 4117
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:57:21 AM »he has a hateable personality, not a punchable faceUsually the term spreads outside the face, anywayIt's still a dumb expressionIf you're a condescending asshole and people want to hit you because of it, you don't have a "punchable face" lmao. Does your face have a thing to do with your personality?I'd say people have punchable faces because they remind the average onlooker of someone they hate or (in the case of actors) they tend to play shitrag characters. since when did we start using language for words that sound zingy instead of words that are correct 4118
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:56:09 AM »4119
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:54:48 AM »this is totally their fault and you're morally correct for using that as a basis for anythingNahIf you're a condescending asshole and people want to hit you because of it, you don't have a "punchable face" lmao. Does your face have a thing to do with your personality?I'd say people have punchable faces because they remind the average onlooker of someone they hate or (in the case of actors) they tend to play shitrag characters. 4120
The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...« on: June 15, 2017, 12:54:05 AM »
oh shit that avatar thread was about me
oh well โ 4121
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:48:29 AM »
The word punchable itself is a bad word
something isn't "punchable", you just have a bad job keeping your violent emotions in check 4122
The Flood / Re: BBQ Sauce battle royale.« on: June 15, 2017, 12:47:20 AM »
idk what this means
just give me some sweet baby rays 4123
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:46:08 AM »It's still a dumb expressionIf you're a condescending asshole and people want to hit you because of it, you don't have a "punchable face" lmao. Does your face have a thing to do with your personality?I'd say people have punchable faces because they remind the average onlooker of someone they hate or (in the case of actors) they tend to play shitrag characters. people dont control how they look come up with a word like punchable aura if you want a phrase that justifies casual violence 4124
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:44:11 AM »dw about him, he literally thinks that gillian jacobs / joel mchale / ken jeong are bad actors LMAOwhen casting for these shows, do they exclusively screen for people who have the most punchable facesBut Amy Poehler, Adam Scott, Rob Low, Chris Pratt, Audrey Plaza, Retta, etc are adorable 4125
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:43:13 AM »
If you're a condescending asshole and people want to hit you because of it, you don't have a "punchable face" lmao. Does your face have a thing to do with your personality?
this is why I discredit all of jacob's posts, he actually believes in this shit 4126
The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...« on: June 15, 2017, 12:40:29 AM »I would say the majority of my threads do. When was the last thread I made that talked about me?idk, regardless of intent some of your threads have some sort of subject for others to talk about besides you. Like the "people you should hate" thread from earlier; regardless, it's reasonable activity even if it's a "class thread xd"Man I wish I was deciOkay, that's a relief, because that was bordering on Deci territory otherwise.kindapls tell me this is a copypastafuck you class"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence. The problem is that my interests are pretty much the opposite of this forum's, so anything I talk about that I want to will be met with disdain. See Nuka's "all of your posts only talk about feminism, sitcoms, or drugs" post. If I make a thread about what I like, it's in the same vein as a jive thread here, because while mine has discussion value, only people who know the source will be able to have a discussion. But I can't help it - I could post about the shit people here love, like bashing teenagers or shitting on anything popular. But then why even post 4127
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:34:39 AM »when casting for these shows, do they exclusively screen for people who have the most punchable facesMaybe they screen people for comedic talent and don't discriminate against them for an arbitrary facial trait they can't fucking help what you said is literally no different than criticizing a show for only casting women with average sized boobs Spoiler "Punchable faces" don't exist, by the way - you're just an asshole. 4128
The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...« on: June 15, 2017, 12:33:02 AM »I dont see it lol?steve buscemi's character in that movie is BASICALLY deciOkay, that's a relief, because that was bordering on Deci territory otherwise.kindapls tell me this is a copypastafuck you class"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence. just because he was peppy and annoying? He wasn't constantly talking about self pity shit or desperate for attention, which I consider deci's main traits then again it's been a while 4129
The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...« on: June 15, 2017, 12:30:20 AM »Man I wish I was deciOkay, that's a relief, because that was bordering on Deci territory otherwise.kindapls tell me this is a copypastafuck you class"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence. dude gets to talk about his interests whenever he comes here and even calling him cringy is like calling the grass green I can't do anything fun on this super serious forum 4130
The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...« on: June 15, 2017, 12:28:59 AM »
best parts of fargo are what I perverted + king clip on tie scene
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The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...« on: June 15, 2017, 12:28:11 AM »nah it was clever afthat's from a great movie called Fargopls tell me this is a copypastafuck you class"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence. also, NCFOM knocks Fargo out of the water 4132
The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...« on: June 15, 2017, 12:27:14 AM »kindapls tell me this is a copypastafuck you class"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence. YouTube 4133
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:24:04 AM »well sure, but the office is pretty low ball as a comedyBoringOne of the best comedies ever its dramatic elements work way better 4134
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:23:12 AM »Boringwoah man, you dislike a popular show....? do you want to like hang out sometime? I never really noticed how cool you are until now ![]() 4135
The Flood / Re: Would You Rather...« on: June 15, 2017, 12:20:32 AM »fuck you class"Fuck you, Class." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here posting. Doing all the posting, man. The whole fucking way from 2014 posting. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the day, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence. 4136
The Flood / Re: Ben Wyatt shouldn't have left his job at the accounting firm« on: June 15, 2017, 12:13:44 AM »
probs because I'm a sensitive baby but those scenes depressed me super hard lol
especially when he comes back just to end up leaving again 4137
The Flood / Re: People who you like that are out of character for you to like« on: June 15, 2017, 12:10:09 AM »![]() oh okay nvm, this dude is 100% awesome and shouldnt be part of this thread's subject 4138
The Flood / Re: People who you like that are out of character for you to like« on: June 15, 2017, 12:07:08 AM »![]() Spoiler ![]() seriously, have you seen this dude on Millionaire? Literally made fun of Regis the entire time and knew the million dollar question. But anyway, I love his opinion on what art is. 4139
The Flood / Re: People who you like that are out of character for you to like« on: June 15, 2017, 12:02:36 AM »![]() that's so donald 4140
The Flood / Re: People who you like that are out of character for you to like« on: June 14, 2017, 11:58:54 PM »
http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/norm-macdonald-book-snl.html
A1 article holy shit Thereโs a thing you do in the book, where you take the kernel of a real-life event, and then craft an outlandish and obviously not-real story out of it, that feels very different from a lot of contemporary, more personally revealing post-Louie comedy. Did you ever have any impulse to write something more confessional? I do not like confessional comedy. I donโt like it at all. Nothing can be easier than being confessional. Confessional is bragging. Thatโs all it is. Itโs bragging to draw from your life experiences? People think things are tragedy. Theyโre not tragedy. If you get cancer, thatโs not a tragedy. If your mother dies when sheโs 30, thatโs not tragedy. Thatโs life. You donโt yell it from the rooftops. It has no place in comedy. So I guess youโre not a fan of the wave of TV shows thatโs followed Louie? All those shows clearly based on the starโs real life? Louis C.K. is a genius. But every genius breeds a bunch of fucking idiots. These people say, โI can do that.โ But they canโt, they just think they can. I donโt understand all these comedy shows that forget about being comedies. Itโs absurd. There shouldnโt even be a prevailing style of comedy, anyways. People should be individuals. Thereโs also a parallel trend to the confessional comedy Iโm talking about, which is comedy thatโs much more explicitly concerned with identity issues. Iโm thinking of people like Amy Schumer or Aziz Ansari. Are you also disinterested in social-commentary comedy? If you can tell me one funny, socially relevant joke Iโd give you a million dollars. Comedians, when they get really good, and nowadays they donโt even have to get good, reach a point where they feel they should be philosophers. Iโve heard it said even that the modern-day philosophers are comedians. I read modern-day philosophers! Iโm sure theyโre insulted when theyโre compared to people who work in smoky nightclubs and hit on waitresses for a living. Social commentary โ I donโt know. Have you tried watching Murphy Brown lately? Those Dan Quayle jokes โฆ Iโm a little surprised to hear you say that, especially about the confessional stuff. That doesnโt really even have a place in social intercourse. Confessional is meant to be something you do in a dark booth beside a holy man and whispered. You really believe that? Yeah. |