Literally no one cares.

Quote from: SecondClass on September 07, 2014, 11:18:55 PM

Quote from: Lady Noelle on September 07, 2014, 11:16:00 PM

I would never be in that situation.

That's why it's a hypothetical situation.

I would never be in that situation.

That's why it's a hypothetical situation.

Coffee is all. It's 11:30 and I'm drinking it.

>uses memes

The African children are in a cage, dangled above a pit of lava. A hooded man is standing next to the lever that will lower the children into the lava, unless you kill a labrador retriever that's in front of you. It's very cute, and will try to fight back. You're bare handed.

Do you do it?

ugh fuck this

Quote from: SecondClass on September 07, 2014, 10:46:38 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on July 27, 2014, 11:37:40 PM

lol newfoman

bitch

nice necrobump.

thanks bro

I couldn't let Slash get the last word

Quote from: SecondClass on September 07, 2014, 10:32:37 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 07, 2014, 06:58:07 PM

Quote from: Septy on September 07, 2014, 06:54:21 PM

FDR was pretty good.

I almost made my worst a four way tie because of him. He is terrible in the fact that he increased the size of the government way too much. Not to mention he made one of the most broken welfare systems in the world.

Just forget about the fact that he ended the Depression, created tens of thousands of jobs, and led us through the deadliest war in European history, right?

Well I'm extremely anti big government and he increased the government's size almost more than any other president in history. Not to mention he made the broken welfare system we have today and his fiscal policies were all around terrible. In the end his effects on the economy were negative in the long term.

That's probably why our opinions differ. I'm no fan of big government, but I'm not really that strongly against it. But how does our current welfare system resemble the one he made? I thought his whole idea was making people work for the government to make money (Civilian Conservation Corps and all that).

Quote from: SecondClass on September 07, 2014, 04:21:59 PM

Does "Coca-Cola Life" have aspartame in it? Because if so, it's worse for you than regular coke.

OT: Coffee is all.

No, it uses Stevia leaf extract, I try to stay away from artificially sweetened drinks, but hey, you live in the US, you've got corn syrup to contend with.

Thank god that shit is banned here

Okay, good. Stevia is the best sweetener, but 100% sugar is also good. Corn syrup is bad, but aspartame is the worst. That shit will literally kill you.

Quote from: Septy on September 07, 2014, 06:54:21 PM

FDR was pretty good.

I almost made my worst a four way tie because of him. He is terrible in the fact that he increased the size of the government way too much. Not to mention he made one of the most broken welfare systems in the world.

Just forget about the fact that he ended the Depression, created tens of thousands of jobs, and led us through the deadliest war in European history, right?

Moon expedition — 50%

Military: 140,000 elite soldiers equipped with combat armor and helmets, wielding 5.56 assault rifles. 760,000 android soldiers equipped with metal armor, wielding 5.56 assault rifles. 1,000 soldiers stationed on top of southern border wall, equipped with combat armor and wielding anti-material rifles. Sixteen vertibirds. (901,000 soldiers total)

Technology: Auto-doc, hydroponics, Great Khan chem recipes, wind energy, solar energy, android manufacturing, space shuttle tech, atmosphere synthesizer.

Territory: Fort Bannister (DC), Underworld (DC), Hubris Comics (DC), The Institute (MA), Bitter Springs (NV), Maryland, Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, Delaware, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Ohio, Indiana, southern Florida, Quebec, eastern Ontario.

Energy sources: Maple Ridge Wind Farm (NY), Marble River Wind Farm (NY), Locust Ridge Wind Farm (PA), Blue Creek Wind Farm (OH), Long Island Solar Farm (NY), Fowler Ridge Wind Farm (IN), Meadow Lake Wind Farm (IN), oil extraction (Canada).

Economy/Internal affairs: Controlled Capitalism, with higher pay for government jobs, especially the military. Due to the vast amount of land and work that needs doing, unemployment is low. Territory is extremely safe and controlled, due to idle military forces being assigned to constantly patrol the streets, shooting ghouls, mutants, and raiders on sight. Quality of life is extremely high, with all residents having access to basic luxuries such as hot showers, electricity, and clean water. Because of this, taxes are able to be moderately high with little complaint. Official currency is the Talon Company Dollar (TCD) which has a value of 1:1 to caps.

Other assets: The espionage agency Talon Intelligence Sect (TIS); 50-foot tall steel wall along Talon's southern border; water purification plant in New Jersey; hydroponically grown marijuana which is sold to the general populace; production of chems which are sold to non-Talon wastelanders; swath of steel factories across Pennsylvania that produce weaponry, ammunition, armor, vertibirds, and various other products.

So basically we're trying to explain left and right to a potato?

Yes

"Hold up one hand."
Depending on what hand he lifts, I say it's his right or left hand. Then I relate that into directions and stuff.

actually he's also deaf. forgot to mention that

Diphenhydramine.

Unlike Slash, my suggestion is actually reasonable.

On the contrary, take 600mg+ of DPH and "enjoy" yourself for a while.