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The Flood / girl at work today called me cute
« on: August 28, 2017, 06:50:08 AM »
was she lying



to be fair she complimented my hair first then I was like "oh yeah that's like the only thing I like" and she was like "what? no you're cute"

so not an out of the blue comp :(

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when you dont look human or have a look of confidence to you as well

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this is not my beautiful house

this is not my beautiful wife

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ll. You on the other hand look like you've seen shit "back in Nam" and you also look like you are recovering from starvation. You're eyes are too empty looking and your face is too skinny. You would look good in my eyes if you gained a few more pounds.

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The Flood / Re: pm me for eye pics
« on: August 27, 2017, 02:27:41 AM »
is that a yes or....?

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The Flood / pm me for eye pics
« on: August 27, 2017, 02:13:02 AM »
t4r

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The Flood / Re: Going to see my super duper Christian ex-gf
« on: August 27, 2017, 12:50:09 AM »
basically the goal is to be as gothic as possible for shock value

Are you planning to be pleasant when you're talking to her.

i haven't decided yet

might just be indifferent

why
At least be nice. No point in being rude.

I ask because your intent is clearly to shock her in some way, I didn't know if you were intending to be derisive of her ethos and lifestyle.

I'll say this: be pleasant. There's no reason to be petty or anything like that. If she acts that way, then make a point to be better than that.

Life is so much more pleasant when people don't go out of their way to be abrasive and just act nice, regardless of prior interaction.
lol check out this nerd

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The Flood / Re: Going to see my super duper Christian ex-gf
« on: August 27, 2017, 12:11:07 AM »
whos cuter me or snake

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The Flood / Re: what are you drinking tonight
« on: August 26, 2017, 11:45:27 PM »
Yo that's a pretty bad picture of you not gonna lie :/ looks like a meme
lmao monkey sit down
Lmao what's up with your neck boi. Might wanna get your posture checked neanderthal


theres this thing called leaning down to get into the frame lmao

are you this desperate for quality insults man

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The Flood / Re: what are you drinking tonight
« on: August 26, 2017, 11:02:30 PM »
Yo that's a pretty bad picture of you not gonna lie :/ looks like a meme
lmao monkey sit down

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The Flood / Re: what are you drinking tonight
« on: August 26, 2017, 10:35:08 PM »

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The Flood / what are you drinking tonight
« on: August 26, 2017, 10:30:45 PM »


Spoiler
losers will disparage alcohol

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The Flood / Re: Can we talk about the new Mist series
« on: August 26, 2017, 01:11:53 AM »
Might have gotten away with rape because people get away with it quite often/it goes unreported.

You're cute
i'm going to bed

Bitch I'm going to fuck your throat I don't care if you're going to bed
haha youre not cool enough for her

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The Flood / Re: oh no baby I have come down in the world
« on: August 26, 2017, 12:01:31 AM »
youre nothing

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The Flood / Re: oh no baby I have come down in the world
« on: August 26, 2017, 12:01:13 AM »
even a thread about me becomes about a different annoying femboy smh
lol you're not very feminine, just skeletal.
lol

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The Flood / Re: oh no baby I have come down in the world
« on: August 25, 2017, 11:58:36 PM »
even a thread about me becomes about a different annoying femboy smh

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The Flood / Re: oh no baby I have come down in the world
« on: August 25, 2017, 07:52:18 PM »
wow I'm second fiddle to a non grouper now

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Quote
NASA reports that this strange occurrence was expected to happen but they didnโ€™t know exactly when. Upon more detailed examination the astronomers from NASA confirmed that the phenomenon will start on November 15 at 3:00 am and will most likely last until November 30, 4:45 pm.

According to experts this blackout will be caused by an astronomical event between Jupiter and Venus. There was even a detailed 1000 pages document written by Charles Bolden, head of NASA explaining the strange event to officials at the White House.

According to the report, during this specific period Jupiter and Venus will come in close proximity of each other and will be separated by just 1 degree. Venus will move to the south-west of Jupiter and as a result it will shine 10 times brighter than Jupiter. Venusโ€™ bright light will heat up the gases in Jupiter causing a reaction which will release a an absurdly high amount of hydrogen into the space. This reaction will come in contact with our Sun at 2:50 am on November 15th.
http://reflectionofmind.org/nasa-confirms-earth-will-experience-15-days-darkness-november-2017/?t=kate

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The Flood / Re: So. I'm falling.
« on: August 25, 2017, 06:57:59 PM »
Barry looked out the cold soulless glass of the flower shop window. Raining again. Water falling out of the sky like tears from an orphaned civilization.

"The ten million sheep keep grazing," Barry murmured to himself. "The slime and filth of New York all runs downhill." Benson & Associates didn't take off like Barry dreamed it would. The only clients he got were scumbag addicts who couldn't find their antenna if it was hanging in front of them.

The flower shop door opened, and a mosquito flew in. "Fucking bloodsuckers," Barry grumbled, lighting a cigarette. The flame burned like the embers of a forgotten time. Barry could hardly remember the last time he was happy; working for Honex and spending time with Adam and Vanessa. Adam was now the CEO of Honesco and fired half the bees to save money, and Vanessa hadn't been the same since she started drinking.

"Mr Benson, hello?" The mosquito buzzed around Barry. "Oh god, I need your help. PLEASE!"

Barry took another drag from his cigarette and rolled his eyes. "What is it, asshole?" He couldn't stand insect filth who wasted his time.

Time. Like the gears of a machine, turning in place, never reaching a conclusion, Barry's time never ended. He had prayed for death before, but no one answered. He used to believe in God, but now God was like a moat flowing through a windmill.

The mosquito put its face in its hands. "Oh god...the kids...Elaine...they're all dead."

"Let me guess, you got drunk and flew into a rage." The rain kept coming.

"What? God no, Barry. It was...it was a car accident. The SUV pulled out in front of me, I had no time to react!"

Barry scoffed. "Yeah right, punk. Let me guess, you were on the pipe again?"

"No Barry, I'm off that stuff! You've gotta believe m-"

Suddenly a giant bare foot came down in front of Barry, crushing the mosquito. Barry looked up and saw Vanessa smirk at him, sangria in her hand. Then she silently walked
away.

"What a bitch," Barry thought.

The rest of the day dragged on. Barry smoked cigarette after cigarette. He would've tried to steal some of Vanessa's liquor, but he knew the consequences if he was caught. He looked out the window again. The city was slowing down, falling asleep. Robots following their programming. Spurred on only by the promise of a divine reward.

"Cowards," Barry thought. He took another puff and coughed. The smoke had completely filled his tiny bee body. He doubled over in pain and fell to the hardwood floor. The floor was as cold as a drinking a glass of water after you chew a piece of mint gum.

Barry felt enormous pain as he started to succumb to tobacco poisoning. He saw Vanessa stumble into the room and make eye contact with him. She was holding a bottle of vodka now.

"Vanessa...kill me." Barry pleaded.

Vanessa just laughed at his plight and left the shop.

Barry couldn't take the pain anymore. He had to end it. He crawled over to the couch and took a deep breath before plunging his stinger into the fabric. The pounding rain coming from the sky started to subside into a light drizzle. As the stinger left his body, Barry sighed in relief. It would all bee over soon.

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The Flood / Re: oh no baby I have come down in the world
« on: August 25, 2017, 06:51:56 PM »
none are as desperate as me tho

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The Flood / Re: oh no baby I have come down in the world
« on: August 25, 2017, 06:34:07 PM »
I love you

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The Flood / Re: oh no baby I have come down in the world
« on: August 25, 2017, 06:30:54 PM »
youre already in this bitch

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The Flood / Re: I still think of him sometimes
« on: August 25, 2017, 05:12:06 PM »
ok I'll accept challenger and kenny too

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The Flood / Re: oh no baby I have come down in the world
« on: August 25, 2017, 05:09:29 PM »
man this was witty af

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The Flood / Re: I still think of him sometimes
« on: August 25, 2017, 04:23:25 PM »
i still think about why you're so desperate for this groups attention
Maybe he wants someone over here to be his Dom. To tie him up and blindfold him. Tease him until he cannot take it anymore.

And maybe that person is you.
nah it's verb

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The Flood / Re: Someday, I'M gunna be Hokage!
« on: August 25, 2017, 03:42:50 PM »
Who cares.

Man, you guys are such a drag.
Thereโ€™s nothing rich folks love more
Than going downtown and slumminโ€™ it with the poor

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The Flood / oh no baby I have come down in the world
« on: August 25, 2017, 03:37:22 PM »
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The Flood / Re: I found the black Das
« on: August 25, 2017, 03:28:15 PM »
lol I wish

jewish people are awesome I'd love to live in a dystopia ruled by them

shit man this would be an A1 story actually

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The Flood / Re: I found the black Das
« on: August 25, 2017, 03:21:30 PM »
Glad to see that someone of the darker persuasion sees trough the media lies and realizes their goals of keeping us fighting each other.

Shame through that he doesn't realizes it's the Jews doing this and the Jews who put Trump in to power to firther divide the American people.
yeah it's definitely the media to blame for your racism
Jewish pholispophers spearheaded the "scientific racism" of the 16th through  18th centuries and portrayed Negro inferiority as fact to the white europeans and american settlers. They currently continue this effort by empowering young black males to be hostile and violent, glorifying gang violence through their Zionist media outlets and mainstreem radio.

The Jew pits us against eachother because he knows that when united, the seperate races can adapt and compensate for any perceived weeknesses and finally overthrow the Jew from the World Throne and end his evil meddling in our national affairs.
is this like a short story youre writing

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