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Serious / Re: Are mentally ill people morally responsible?
« on: September 21, 2014, 08:28:34 PM »
Any person with an intelligence over 70 knows the answer to this. It's obviously of fucking course not.

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Serious / Re: This right here actually makes me ashamed of being a male
« on: September 21, 2014, 08:15:30 PM »
YouTube

First Dustin, now Decimator...the SJW train has no brakes.

Come on! Am I honestly alone with this thread let alone that whole fucking story with a mentally ill fucktard murdering a defenseless infant animal?

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?
With this thread, definitely. Just because I happen to share a gender with those fuckwits doesn't give me any obligation to feel guilty or the responsibility to "improve" my gender.

As for the story, yeah, it's fucked up what she did. But first off, she wasn't in her right mind. Even if she killed a person, she shouldn't have gotten life in prison. And literally no one, ever, should be executed. Secondly, hate to break it to you, but a human's life is worth more than an animal's. That's not to say that animals don't deserve any rights whatsoever, but they're definitely beneath us. Thinking that even a sane person should be executed for killing a cat is psychotic.

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Serious / Re: This right here actually makes me ashamed of being a male
« on: September 21, 2014, 08:09:09 PM »
YouTube

First Dustin, now Decimator...the SJW train has no brakes.

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Serious / Re: What Should the US Drinking Age Be?
« on: September 21, 2014, 07:33:57 PM »
14.

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Serious / Re: This right here actually makes me ashamed of being a male
« on: September 21, 2014, 07:29:58 PM »
Don't be ashamed, you didn't commit those crimes. No one represents their race or gender.

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The Flood / Re: How do you want to die?
« on: September 21, 2014, 07:28:58 PM »
Heroin overdose. It's literally the most soothing and pleasurable way to go.
It looks pretty painful though...
No, the whole point of heroin is to block out all pain, physical and emotional. That's part of the reason why it's so addictive. I'd never do it under normal circumstances, but if I'm going to die anyway, why not?

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Holy shit, that ad is kickass.

I know right?

Here is another badass ad that never aired for the 360. WHY DID IT NOT AIR?!? DAMN YOU MS!

YouTube


Compare that to the Xbone.
Why was that banned? It wasn't even that bad.

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Holy shit, that ad is kickass.

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Serious / Re: Why do we gaol people who commit victimless crimes?
« on: September 21, 2014, 05:04:52 PM »
I'm not saying drugs aren't bad but you should have the right to do whatever you want with your body.
This. This more than anything. If what you're doing only affects yourself or consenting others, it's tremendously unethical to make it illegal.

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The Flood / Re: Does this forum have an annual Penis Inspection Day?
« on: September 21, 2014, 05:02:18 PM »
You'll find my penis quite exemplary.
(ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡ Your donger belongs in a museum (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡

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The Flood / Re: How do you want to die?
« on: September 21, 2014, 04:58:20 PM »
Heroin overdose. It's literally the most soothing and pleasurable way to go.
"I'm not a junkie, guys! Really!"
What? I don't do heroin, but if I had to die, why would I not choose the objectively most pleasurable option?

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Serious / Re: People who don't believe in evolution are not worth talking to
« on: September 21, 2014, 04:56:32 PM »
I don't refuse to talk to people because of their beliefs. That's idiotic.
It's not though.

Do you think I could honestly have a discussion of anti-natalism with someone who doesn't believe in evolution and thinks there's a God who's gonna send them to heaven when they die?

You don't think that's gonna be a MASSIVE waste of our time?

That's even more idiotic.
Uh, who said anything about arguing? The poll specificialy referred to talking. I have a few creationist friends, should I just cut off all ties because of their personal beliefs?

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Gaming / Re: Destiny Vs. Halo
« on: September 21, 2014, 04:54:45 PM »
Destiny is literally Jehovah and anyone who disagrees is going to hell

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The Flood / Re: How do you want to die?
« on: September 21, 2014, 04:52:33 PM »
Heroin overdose. It's literally the most soothing and pleasurable way to go.

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The Flood / Re: Emails from an asshole
« on: September 21, 2014, 04:41:21 PM »
This is ridiculously old stuff.
Sorry, date police. Won't happen again.

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The Flood / Re: Emails from an asshole
« on: September 21, 2014, 03:24:09 PM »
Wow, he sure got you butthurt I tought he was a funny guy would buy spoon knife
Right? That's a steal for $50.

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Serious / Re: People who don't believe in evolution are not worth talking to
« on: September 21, 2014, 02:50:49 PM »
I don't refuse to talk to people because of their beliefs. That's idiotic.

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The Flood / Emails from an asshole
« on: September 21, 2014, 02:43:13 PM »
Have you guys ever been to this guy's site? He goes on Craigslist and just fucks with people. Here's a great one:

β€”β€”β€”β€”--

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Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter
From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:



Looks like a normal spoon, right?



Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:



At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.



Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.



This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.

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Gaming / Re: Destiny Vs. Halo
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:51:11 PM »
Apparently we have 2 people not jumping on the hate bandwagon on this forum.
Fixed.

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Gaming / Re: Destiny Vs. Halo
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:50:27 PM »
Destiny literally has no story.
Confirmed never played Destiny.

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The Flood / Re: Does this forum have an annual Penis Inspection Day?
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:39:54 PM »
You'll find my penis quite exemplary.

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Gaming / Re: Destiny Vs. Halo
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:14:19 PM »
Destiny is the definitive gaming experience, bro. Pretty ironic that you call us Guardians fanboys when you only like Halo because you're blinded by nostalgia.

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Serious / Re: How many genders do you recognize?
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:01:36 PM »
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inb4liberals
Shouldn't you be at church right now?

Church at 11?

Early service all day brother. 6:30-8. That way I don't miss any NFL Pregame.
You watching the Lions right now?

Seeing the highlights on NFL Redzone. Just saw the safety.

Got one TV on the Eagles and the other on Redzone.
Ah, nice. And yeah, Johnson's killing it today.

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Serious / Re: How many genders do you recognize?
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:47:38 PM »
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inb4liberals
Shouldn't you be at church right now?

Church at 11?

Early service all day brother. 6:30-8. That way I don't miss any NFL Pregame.
You watching the Lions right now?

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The Flood / Re: Fashion Thread
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:40:17 PM »
The outfit in the picture I posted is pretty much what I wear all the time. Except I often wear a polo instead of a button-up, and I usually wear my suede jacket.

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I wish "being a cunt" would be a bannable offense.
That would be so dumb.

Being annoying should be a bannable offense, though.

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The Flood / Re: Feminism made the mistake of waking the sleeping giant.
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:32:43 PM »
So true. Though if you've ever dated a feminist, you'll find that they're even worse in person.
I actually had a feminist ask me out once. She got so pissed when I said no. I didn't feel bad at fucking all.
Lol, that's hilarious.
She basically showed me that very moment how much of a crazy bitch she was. I haven't talked to her since.
Yeah, I dated a feminist in senior year because I thought that their negative reputation was exaggerated. How wrong I was, lol.

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Some guy in my senior year, who was legit autistic. He had his little loser crowd who sat around talking about Homestuck.

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The Flood / Re: Feminism made the mistake of waking the sleeping giant.
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:21:51 PM »
So true. Though if you've ever dated a feminist, you'll find that they're even worse in person.
I actually had a feminist ask me out once. She got so pissed when I said no. I didn't feel bad at fucking all.
Lol, that's hilarious.

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The Flood / Re: Feminism made the mistake of waking the sleeping giant.
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:17:38 PM »
So true. Though if you've ever dated a feminist, you'll find that they're even worse in person.

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