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Septagon / Re: The notification system needs work...
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:02:36 AM »
They are delayed and disappear too fast. Not to mention it tells me when someone comments on a thread, I don't want to know that. I just want to know if I'm quoted.
Is there a setting for this? Is there a way to look back at the notifications I've received?
Go up to "Profile" on the nav menu. Select "Updated Topics".

Notifications are pulled from that list, so that is your notification page. Unfortunately, SMF has no reliable way of determining whether or not someone quoted you, so that feature cannot be added. If you have too many notifications popping up, go into Updated Topics and mark all as read. That'll clear them out.
Couldn't you just have it send us a little message every time our name is mentioned? I understand some people may get false notifications (yours would come up if we're talking about Gasai playing card games, for instance), but you could have an option to just turn if off if people get annoyed.

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The Flood / OZAIMANIA'S ABOUT TO RUN WIIIILD
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:57:19 AM »


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Will the Avatar shitposting ever stop??
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The Flood / Re: What happened to Verbatim?
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:47:11 AM »
He was blacklisted from the forum.
Ah, was he the one that posted the triple blow job?
No, that was Dustin. Verbatim abused the report function.
Of course Verbatim would find the bitchiest way to get banned.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:37:45 AM »
Shogun Neo re enters with the other leaders, and bows to lord xun. "I am ready to proceed."
Emperor Xun nods. "There's only one reason I'm here, and you know what that is. We must deal with your blatant refusal to give us what we're owed before moving on with the coalition."

"I had nothing to do with starting this conflict. Your officer should be well equipped to inform you of the current situation"
Xun slams his fist on the table. "Ten katana! You need to tell me now whether you will supply them, or whether I walk away from this meeting now."

"You dare raise your voice at me!? I lost 10,000 men I didn't have to. One of my best commanders defied me, I don't know what you want. All of the political affairs that occurred while I was away were handled by the very officer I beheaded personally! Now are we going to discuss this like men or sit here arguing over something I wasn't present for?!"
Xun shakes his head. "I understand you weren't present for it. This is the only reason I am sitting across from you. All that matters now is your simple response to my simple question: will you, right now, give China ten katanas?

15,000 soldier training β€” 50%
Cannon upgrade β€” 10%

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The Flood / Re: You guys are bad for my mental health
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:27:33 AM »
You guys are bad for my mental health
Oh, the irony.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:33:17 AM »
Shogun Neo re enters with the other leaders, and bows to lord xun. "I am ready to proceed."
Emperor Xun nods. "There's only one reason I'm here, and you know what that is. We must deal with your blatant refusal to give us what we're owed before moving on with the coalition."

"I had nothing to do with starting this conflict. Your officer should be well equipped to inform you of the current situation"
Xun slams his fist on the table. "Ten katana! You need to tell me now whether you will supply them, or whether I walk away from this meeting now."

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:28:10 AM »
Shogun Neo re enters with the other leaders, and bows to lord xun. "I am ready to proceed."
Emperor Xun nods. "There's only one reason I'm here, and you know what that is. We must deal with your blatant refusal to give us what we're owed before moving on with the coalition."

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:24:25 AM »
Lieutenant Shui urges the commission to be put on hold until Emperor Xun arrives.
Shogun Neo wishes to speak with shui privately.
Shui accepts as Xun sails to New Zealand.

Shogun Neo brings shui into a deprecate room.
Neo asks shui: why do you believe mifune commited such a vile act?
"Of surrendering? I cannot say I blame him, given the circumstances. A wise man understands that retreat is just as necessary as advance."

Not surrendering, but fighting in the first place.
"He insulted the honor of our nation by presenting us with a box of broken swords. My superior, the great Admiral Jiang, had no choice but to act."

Emperor Xun arrives in New Zealand with an escort of 100 elite guards.

"I'm sorry for the loss of your commander and i think it's safe to say, mentor. But I insist that you know this, I believe mifune was purposely going against my orders. I had no intent of fighting you across the seas. And as a token of piece. I offer you this." Shogun Neo hands shui his katana, made of fine steel. The only of its kind."this is for you brave warrior, not your emperor".
Shui bows to the shogun. "Thank you, tono. I believe the proceedings have started, we had better join the others."

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The Flood / Re: Rap is the lowest form of music.
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:22:23 AM »
Music is meant to portray the human condition.
No.
Do you have a rebuttal?
You never had an argument. You're the one making the affirmative claim. Music exists primarily for entertainment.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:21:26 AM »
Now that Emporer Xun is here let's get back to business.

Does Emporer Xun agree to the inclusion of Russia, Australia, China, Japan, and New Zealand in the Pan-Asian Coalition?
This all depends on whether Japan is willing to fulfill its end of the deal.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:18:39 AM »
Lieutenant Shui urges the commission to be put on hold until Emperor Xun arrives.
Shogun Neo wishes to speak with shui privately.
Shui accepts as Xun sails to New Zealand.

Shogun Neo brings shui into a deprecate room.
Neo asks shui: why do you believe mifune commited such a vile act?
"Of surrendering? I cannot say I blame him, given the circumstances. A wise man understands that retreat is just as necessary as advance."

Not surrendering, but fighting in the first place.
"He insulted the honor of our nation by presenting us with a box of broken swords. My superior, the great Admiral Jiang, had no choice but to act."

Emperor Xun arrives in New Zealand with an escort of 100 elite guards.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:14:00 AM »
Lieutenant Shui urges the commission to be put on hold until Emperor Xun arrives.
Shogun Neo wishes to speak with shui privately.
Shui accepts as Xun sails to New Zealand.

Shogun Neo brings shui into a deprecate room.
Neo asks shui: why do you believe mifune commited such a vile act?
"Of surrendering? I cannot say I blame him, given the circumstances. A wise man understands that retreat is just as necessary as advance."

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:11:32 AM »
Lieutenant Shui urges the commission to be put on hold until Emperor Xun arrives.
Shogun Neo wishes to speak with shui privately.
Shui accepts as Xun sails to New Zealand.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:10:00 AM »
Lieutenant Shui urges the commission to be put on hold until Emperor Xun arrives.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:07:13 AM »
Wait, is this a whole commission thing going on in NZ? I thought we were coming here so Japan could hand over the ten katanas.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:06:14 AM »
China enslaves Bhutan, Nepal, and Bangladesh natives to perform menial jobs such as food and steel production. Displaced Chinese workers are drafted into the army and begin training.

15,000 soldiers -- 10%

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:01:32 AM »
Bhutan, Nepal, and Bangladesh annexed. 3,200 casualties. The remaining soldiers begin to annex Southern India, expected to be complete by page 29.

Shui arrives in New Zealand with Neo.

China receives the technology of carbon steel from Canada.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:57:04 AM »
The Chinese package of gunpowder secrets, jian schematics, and fifty pounds of silver ore arrives in Canada.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:56:14 AM »
After Shogun Neo is done scolding mifune. He draws his sword, and beheads him.
Shui looks at Mifune's severed head, then back at Neo. He asks the shogun if he could now receive his katanas.

Shogun Neo wishes that he (shui)and his men come back with him to New Zealand to discuss politics and explain as to why this conflict happened. The remaining ships and crew of the transports will continue to the phillipines. And the captured Japanese soldiers will be sent back to Japan to face justice.
Lieutenant Shui agrees, and travels in a separate ship with 1,000 soldiers, sending the rest of the soldiers and ships back to China.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:51:18 AM »
After Shogun Neo is done scolding mifune. He draws his sword, and beheads him.
Shui looks at Mifune's severed head, then back at Neo. He asks the shogun if he could now receive his katanas.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:47:37 AM »
Cities of Edmonton and Calgary are under construction: 90%
Army expected to be of 30,000: 70%
Integration of new techs:40%
The city of Vancouver is being planned: 50%
Canada begins constructing very crude, large (but portable) single man muskets made with gunpowder and wood. Early tests are unsuccessful. Canadian scientists hope for progress by page page 26.
when did you get gunpowder nigga
From you. We traded remember?
Ah. My package wasn't set to arrive until page 25, but that's cool. I just thought you got it from someplace else or something.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:43:25 AM »
Cities of Edmonton and Calgary are under construction: 90%
Army expected to be of 30,000: 70%
Integration of new techs:40%
The city of Vancouver is being planned: 50%
Canada begins constructing very crude, large (but portable) single man muskets made with gunpowder and wood. Early tests are unsuccessful. Canadian scientists hope for progress by page page 26.
when did you get gunpowder nigga

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Good thing global warming isn't real.

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6'3", I don't really know. I don't have anything to compare it to.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:41:20 AM »
Why is Russia in space
because it's fucking Russia

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The Flood / Re: Rap is the lowest form of music.
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:40:29 AM »
Music is meant to portray the human condition.
No.

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The Flood / Re: Tapatalk or Browser for mobile?
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:39:53 AM »
Browser for fucking sure.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:39:01 AM »
Shogun Neo arrives at the battle scene. He and his samurai come aboard the Chinese ships. Requesting to see mifune.
Shui demands to procure ten katanas before handing over Mifune.

Shogun Neo knows nothing of these political terms. He says he will after he sees mifune, for he will need his.
Shui cautiously agrees and takes Mifune from the brig, handing him over to Neo.

Shogun Neo orders mifune to bow. And begins scolding him in Japanese.
Shui respectfully waits for Neo to finish.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:38:20 AM »


China unveils the huoretan, a weapon seven years in the making. Currently in prototype form, China begins making preparations to test, improve, and mass-produce it.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:28:37 AM »
Shogun Neo arrives at the battle scene. He and his samurai come aboard the Chinese ships. Requesting to see mifune.
Shui demands to procure ten katanas before handing over Mifune.

Shogun Neo knows nothing of these political terms. He says he will after he sees mifune, for he will need his.
Shui cautiously agrees and takes Mifune from the brig, handing him over to Neo.

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