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The Flood / Re: 4 tablespoons of preground nutmeg trip report
« on: November 09, 2017, 04:16:43 PM »Doesn't this only work with fresh shit?it works way better yes
But there's still trace amounts of mystricin in any nutmegs
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The Flood / Re: 4 tablespoons of preground nutmeg trip report« on: November 09, 2017, 04:16:43 PM »Doesn't this only work with fresh shit?it works way better yes But there's still trace amounts of mystricin in any nutmegs 2462
The Flood / Re: 4 tablespoons of preground nutmeg trip report« on: November 09, 2017, 03:46:07 PM »okWould it kill you to say something? "Ok." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here driving. Doing all the driving, man. The whole fucking way from Brainard driving. Just trying to... chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence. 2463
The Flood / 4 tablespoons of preground nutmeg trip report« on: November 09, 2017, 03:11:29 PM »
we /highschool/ now
I'll probably feel nothing tbh, I have no money to go buy the nutmeg nuts and ground them up (getting the most mystricin), instead I just took 4 tablespoons of ground up, expired, McCormick nutmeg. Even with an actual nutmeg trip it takes around 3-4 hours to kick in, so I'll keep you posted. The way I see it is worse case scenario, I don't feel anything. Not the worst scenario in the world or anything. 2464
The Flood / Re: I don't get the hate for guys like Richard Spencer beyond just tribalism.« on: November 09, 2017, 01:58:55 PM »HAHAHA you literally just proved everything he said thereNigga I just saw Richard Spencer and wrote something. You really think I'm gonna read a Loaf paragraph, let alone two?He's very poor at public speaking and the way he thinks he's the leader of the alt-right is (I'm not sure how else to put it) cringey. He's an uncharismatic wimp, and most of the time I wouldn't doubt he's a government plantThat's fine, if you just want to give your two cents about richard spencer. It doesn't address the deeper underlying issue of what I wrote though. I find that's a common problem with society in general, in not being able to read too deeply into things; probably because of the damaging effects social media has had on our brains, with everything being immediate and surface level in the mental processing human beings in the 21st century are used to. We're constantly bombarded with things that we need to make instant judgments of, it is reflected in the sort of discourse you see online for sure. If social media didn't cultivate this sort of mentality, I think the sort of conversations we see online would be a lot different. Fucking retard 2465
The Flood / Re: When you're standing on the crossroads, that you cannot comprehend« on: November 09, 2017, 12:01:56 AM »tfw death is the endwell obv, but this is a sad song 2466
The Flood / Re: cutting yourself is only edgy if you talk about it« on: November 08, 2017, 11:11:01 PM »death is not the end 2467
The Flood / When you're standing on the crossroads, that you cannot comprehend« on: November 08, 2017, 11:10:03 PM »
Just remember that death is not the end...
When all your dreams have vanished And you don't know what's up the bend Just remember that death is not the end. Not the end, not the end. Just remember that death is not the end. When the storm clouds gather round you And heavy rains descend Just remember that death is not the end And there's no one there to comfort you With a helping hand to lend Just remember that death is not the end. Not the end, not the end. Just remember that death is not the end. For the tree of life is growing Where the spirit never dies. And the bright light of salvation Up in dark and empty skies. When the cities are on fire With the burning flesh of men Just remember, that death is not the end. YouTube 2468
The Flood / Re: cutting yourself is only edgy if you talk about it« on: November 08, 2017, 10:55:00 PM »you're not realTRUE!!! 2469
The Flood / Re: cutting yourself is only edgy if you talk about it« on: November 08, 2017, 10:39:58 PM »Only emo pre-teens cut as a means to cope with sadness. Normal people who hate their life just do drugs.cutting yourself doesnt cost money 2470
The Flood / cutting yourself is only edgy if you talk about it« on: November 08, 2017, 10:31:53 PM »
oops!
since this just got brought up by some edgy loser, how do you get deeper cuts? I feel like im going to slice an artery so i make due with tons of shallower ones rather than two or three deep ones 2471
The Flood / men are cancelled« on: November 08, 2017, 09:45:39 PM »
season 67 was good, but this new one is just so cliche and overdone
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The Flood / Re: You piss fuckers, I will cum all over you« on: November 08, 2017, 04:34:11 PM »
UNATCO TRAINING COURSE
UNATCO TRAINING FACILITIES - CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES CONTACT: JAIME REYES JAIME REYES I figured you'd be sick of drills by now. Hopefully our training exercises will be more interesting than what they've had you doing at the Academy. Open the door by clicking the right mouse button. The right button uses items in the world. The key on the desk opens encryption-based nanotech locks. When you pick it up, it will automatically be added to your key ring. Use the key to unlock the door and proceed to the next area. You're going to get a lot of equipment during these exercises. Press F1 at any time to access the Inventory Screen, which will let you add and remove items from the Toolbelt. Press F2 to view your current goals and any notes you may decide to take. On a typical mission, a UNATCO agent's objectives are logged electronically so that he can stay on-task at all times. Now pick up a weapon and try to break open those crates. One of them's indestructible, but the other contain things you might find useful. Now pick up the lockpick and use it to open the door. Lock-picking takes time and expends the self-assembling resources of modern lockpicks. Just be patient and remember your training. At higher skill levels, you won't need as much time or lockpick resources to pick a lock. Doors have two strength values. The Door Strength tells you how much damage a door takes before being destroyed. The Lock Strength tells you how many lockpicks will be required to pick the lock. Some doors have an infinite strength and an infinite lock strength. That means you have to find a key. The code to the door has been stored in that datacube. Right-click on the datacube to read the contents, then type the code into the keypad. You activate the keypad with the right mouse button, just like you activate a datacube or any object in the world. DATACUBE We'll make this one easy for you. To open the door, use the code: 0012 Got it? Jaime CONTACT: JAIME REYES JAIME REYES Use the disposable multitools on the table to hack the keypad up ahead. A multitool's resouces are finite. When a tool is depleted, it becomes useless. The manual describes other uses for the multitool. At higher skill levels, you'll need less time and multitool resources to hack a given device. BOOK UNATCO TRAINING MANUAL Section 3C: Multitools A "multitool" is not really a tool at all -- not in the usual sense of the word -- but a disposable electronic device that utilizes electromagnetic resonance detection and frequency modulation to dynamically alter the flow of current through almost any non-hardened circuitry. Skilled agents can use the multitool to manipulate code locks, cameras, autogun turrets, alarms, or other security elements. Note that multitools CANNOT be used for computer information extraction (see Section 5A: Hacking). DATACUBE Almost done, but one quick note: I'm not exactly the expert on this sort of thing -- for that you'll have to check in with Sam Carter when you get to Liberty Island -- but remember that there's any number of other ways to open a door, including using explosives or finding a security computer. Jaime CONVERSATION: UNATCO TROOP UNATCO TROOP I'm here to pick up all munitions and equipment. Thanks for the cooperation, Agent. You aren't done yet... Got you running the course, huh? Don't sweat it; everybody has to do it once, even the special agents. Carry on with the training, Agent. I'm just here to take care of your gear. So far, so good... This thing's a bitch, isn't it? Last time I did it... Man, I sprained my ankle on the jumping part. They should get rid of crazy stuff like that. Someone'll break their neck. Hand in your equipment. That's right: no cheating. You've got to start the next section without arms or tools. Rules are rules. CONTACT: JAIME REYES JAIME REYES Lying in front of you is a brave cadet who volunteered to be rendered unconscious for this next training exercise. Highlight and search him to find the key to the medical room. Afterward, pick up his body and place it on the medical table so that one of my aides can revive him once the exercise is over. Good work. I'll get someone down there immediately to revive Private Winslow. Move on to the next area. You can bet this won't be the last time we send you into a dark room. Turn on your light augmentation and find the exit on the other side. Just press F12, by default. You're not a mech, but you're enough of a machine to need repair bots now and then. If you used up some bioelectric energy getting through the dark area, for example, this contraption can charge you back up. Congratulations, you completed Phase 1. Move over the ramp into the next rooms to begin learning movement skills. We'll be watching you through the cameras, like the one you can see up in the corner. In the field, remember that terrorists sometimes use cameras like this in their security-grids to set off alarms and alert guards to your location. Jump across the platforms. You'll have to crouch to get under those pipes. If you fall use the stairs to begin again. You need to go through the door up ahead, but it's blocked. Those wooden crates are too big to jump and too heavy to lift, so use the metal crates near the wall to build steps. To pick up a crate, walk up to it so that it highlights, then click the right mouse button. To drop something you're holding, you can press the Tab key by default. Now go up the ladder at the other end of the room. By default, you look up and use the arrow keys to climb. We get some complaints about this swimming obstacle because the water's contaminated. Recruits forget to grab the HazMat suit and end up in my office. Not pretty. Or they forget that they have to put the suit on by selecting it and pressing the left mouse button. Remember that the HazMat is disposable; you can wear it only once, and it operates only for a fixed duration. Use the ramp on the other side of the pool to climb out. These medical bots, normally used for quick-healing, are of particular interest to you, JC, because you need a bot's help to install new augmentations. If you took any damage during the swim, now's a good time to get patched up. CONVERSATION: UNATCO TROOP UNATCO TROOP I'm here to pick up all munitions and equipment. Thanks for the cooperation, Agent. CONTACT: GUNTHER HERMANN GUNTHER HERMANN Welcome to the combat training area. I am Gunther Hermann and I will be monitoring your progress here. We will start with weapon familiarization. Your first exercise will be to learn a little about aiming and targeting. Step up to the shooting range to the west. The targets are released by using the buttons on the counter. Release the first target and take a few shots with one of the pistols until it is destroyed. Notice the targeting reticle appears when you aim at a target. Good. If you hold your aim for a few seconds before firing you will notice the reticle starts out wide and tightens as you hold. The longer you aim at the target without moving the greater your accuracy will become. Release the second target and aim before shooting this time. Good work. Now proceed to the next area. This is the rifle range. Here you will learn one of the ways skill level makes a difference in your accuracy. Step up to the shooting range. The targets are released by using the buttons on the counter. Release the first target and destroy it with the rifle. Use the rifle's scope by pressing the left bracket key "[" to turn the scope on. Excellent. Now we are going to raise your skill with rifles to Master level. Release the second target and destroy it. Good work. As you can see, higher skills give you better range, accuracy, and effectiveness. Proceed to the next area when you are ready. This is the demolitions training area. First you will learn to use a LAM as a proximity mine. Approach the bay window and you will see a LAM placed on the target board on the black and red wall. Press the first button next to the window and a security bot will be released. Watch as he nears the LAM. LAMs placed on walls are proximity triggered. This time you will place your own LAM. Take a LAM from the munitions bay and proceed to the red and black wall below. Get as close to the wall as possible when you place the LAM. If you aren't close enough, the LAM will fall to the ground and detonate. Very good, Agent Denton. You may proceed to the next area for more demolitions training. CONVERSATION: UNATCO TROOP UNATCO TROOP You'll need a few extra LAMs for the demolitions area. Here, catch! I just like to kid around. Gets boring down here. Didn't have my boots polished. That's why they put me here. They just make up excuses because they like to harass us. This place would run a lot smoother if they'd just rotate assignments, instead of always making you feel like you're being punished. Bastards. I don't have to take this crap. There's lots of things I could be doing. I had offers on Wall Street, you know. Top corporate security divisions. Corporate work's not so glamorous, but it sure pays better. One of these days, I'm going to resign. Then they'll be sorry. Then they'll wish they'd treated the troops a little better. CONTACT: GUNTHER HERMANN GUNTHER HERMANN Next you will need to breech the doors in the hallway. Throw a LAM down to the end of the hall. Once it blows proceed down the corridor. Notice how the wooden door was destroyed and the metal and barred doors remained. Remember this for future reference. Beyond the destroyed door you can see a damaged piece of wall you can also breech with a LAM. Try that now. Excellent! Notice that the wall is opened. Look for other weakened walls such as this and your LAM and other explosives will allow you to breech them. Continue through that breech and onto the next section. The area beyond the door is the grenade defusing facility. Here you will learn how to remove planted explosive device. At each of the corners of this area you will find a LAM planted on the wall. You must disarm and remove all 4 LAM's before you can proceed to the next section of training. You will need to move up to the LAM quickly and defuse it by right clicking. A second right click will remove the LAM from the wall. A word of warning, Agent Denton. This was a simulated experience; real LAMs will not be so forgiving. You may proceed to the next area. CONTACT: ANNA NAVARRE ANNA NAVARRE Now you will learn to move quietly and conceal yourself, so that you will be able to avoid a confrontation altogether. The test is simple. Get to the far north door without being spotted by the guards below. If one of them sees you, he will sound an alarm and lock the door. DATACUBE UNATCO STEALTH GUIDELINES Overview Stealth is a vital component of all UNATCO operations; when implemented correctly, stealth missions result in the lowest possible ratio of agent and civilian casualties to hostile losses. Situational awareness is key, and agents should not only be familiar with the tactical opportunities offered by their immediate environment, but how those opportunities can be exploited to their advantage with the appropriate equipment. Tech goggles allow agents to operate in low-light environments such as offices or labs where illumination might otherwise attract attention. With binoculars, an agent can survey an opponent's disposition and determine the best way to evade or eliminate their defenses. A rifle or crossbow equipped with scope and silencing modifications can be used to interdict targets from a considerable distance, significantly compromising hostile resistance. Other features of the environment can also be used by an agent to enhance their ability to operate covertly or to create useful distractions: disabling security cameras, subverting autoguns, and reprogramming bots are all viable tactics employed by experienced agents in the field. CONTACT: ANNA NAVARRE ANNA NAVARRE Remember: don't let the guards see you. Use the crates for cover and crouch when you move. Always remember the four basic tactics to avoid detection: crouch behind concealment, stay behind enemies, move slowly to avoid making noise, and use shadows to conceal yourself. Be alert to every possibility. You blew it. The alarm just closed the north door. Return to the control room to the south and press the button in the overlook window to restart the test. This time, don't let the guards see you. Stay crouched, stay behind the crates, and stay behind the guards. The guards can be distracted. Pick up and throw an object near them, and they will go investigate the noise. Bottles, plants, flasks -- many things will work. Very good. I hope you remember this lesson, Agent. They have assigned us to be partners, and I will not stop to hold your hand and repeat myself when we are facing a real enemy. CONTACT: JAIME REYES JAIME REYES Now for the last test. You have to find a way across the river to the exit on the other side. There's more than one way to get there, depending on your approach and the skills you want to use. It's up to you... Make use of the IFF system to identify enemies. The crosshairs will highlight red over enemies, green over allies, and white over neutrals. Careful around this TNT. You can pick up the boxes and move them around, but crouch to set them down. I don't want to have to reattach your arms. DATACUBE Hey J.C., want to cross the water? Lower the bridge. The code is: 0098 It's either that or get all wet. Jaime CONTACT: JAIME REYES JAIME REYES Step up to each hologram for more info. When you're through, go out the opposite door. A deployment of UNATCO troopers is the central component of all UN peacekeeping occupations. The NSF: the biggest terrorist threat in the U.S. This national militia group thinks it is fighting the Second American Revolution. Step over to the communicator. There's someone who wants to talk to you. Manderley likes to hear which agents find this area. They're usually the ones who take terrorists by surprise in the field. Your brother, Paul, for instance. All right, carry on. Don't let it go to your head. This Page Industries walking turret, marketed to governments worldwide, is the workhorse of most national military forces. Due to the heavy armor, they take little damage from ordinary bullets. If you come up against a bot, you should use an EMP grenade, scrambler grenade, or some kind of explosive. An inexpensive security bot, a favorite of Third World countries and corporate security divisions. Not so mobile, but don't be fooled: we've lost plenty of agents to its well-armored assault gun. Like other bots, it's difficult to damage with ordinary bullets. This is the old augmentation technology, hopefully about to be phased out. Notice the reliance on electronics and servomechanics. A maintenance nightmare. If I had two credits for every repair manual they've made me file in my office in the Med Lab... The Coalition's new nano-augmented agents are nearly indistinguishable from the general population, except that you and your brother don't know how to smile, even for a picture. CONTACT: BOB PAGE BOB PAGE Sufficiently impressive. An early success for the whole organization. JC DENTON Thanks. You from the United Nations? BOB PAGE Your augmentations are a-go. The real test comes next: active duty. JC DENTON I'm ready, sir. BOB PAGE Yes. Yes, you are. 2473
The Flood / Re: finally started watching stranger things 2« on: November 08, 2017, 04:32:25 PM »
HES NOT PATTON OSWALT WTF
HE SOUNDS AND LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM 2474
The Flood / Re: finally started watching stranger things 2« on: November 08, 2017, 03:57:13 PM »PattonXWinona foreverwhat I then said with irony I now say with conviction Spoiler Bob is a great character apparently patton can act 2475
The Flood / Re: finally started watching stranger things 2« on: November 07, 2017, 11:16:57 PM »
PattonXWinona forever
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The Flood / Re: finally started watching stranger things 2« on: November 07, 2017, 10:44:53 PM »or you could just go outsidei do both but one isnt real enough this is like a fall windows background 2477
The Flood / Re: Bojack s4 is p lit« on: November 07, 2017, 10:43:52 PM »its mike tyson a talking bird a ghost and an asian preteen solving mysteries togetherdid not readwhat is this showBojack Horseman is an American adult animated television series, and the first to be produced by Warner Bros. Animation for Adult Swim. It premiered October 27, 2014.[2] The series features Mike Tyson solving mysteries, in the style of I Am the Greatest: The Adventures of Muhammad Ali, Scooby-Doo!, Jonny Quest and Mr. T.[3] On December 10, 2014, Adult Swim renewed the series for a second season, which premiered on November 1, 2015. A third season premiered on May 14, 2017.[4] The show has been renewed for a fourth season.[5] they drive around and help people tbh you would like it 2478
The Flood / Re: Bojack s4 is p lit« on: November 07, 2017, 10:21:31 PM »what is this showBojack Horseman is an American adult animated television series, and the first to be produced by Warner Bros. Animation for Adult Swim. It premiered October 27, 2014.[2] The series features Mike Tyson solving mysteries, in the style of I Am the Greatest: The Adventures of Muhammad Ali, Scooby-Doo!, Jonny Quest and Mr. T.[3] On December 10, 2014, Adult Swim renewed the series for a second season, which premiered on November 1, 2015. A third season premiered on May 14, 2017.[4] The show has been renewed for a fourth season.[5] 2479
The Flood / Re: I'm fat now« on: November 07, 2017, 10:20:11 PM »
id better make it clear now ths thread is a joke, if i was fat i'd kill myself
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The Flood / finally started watching stranger things 2« on: November 07, 2017, 10:19:10 PM »
v cool how they phrase it like a second movie instead of "season 2" like a tv show
I forgot how adorable nona is, shes obv perf but also, shes very cute just looks-wise this show gives me the feeling of being outside in the fall whch is what i need rn 2481
The Flood / Re: Bojack s4 is p lit« on: November 07, 2017, 09:05:31 PM »
I wanted to be an architect
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The Flood / Re: I'm fat now« on: November 07, 2017, 08:49:27 PM »noooooooI have a fat cat and we drive around solving mysteries together 2484
The Flood / Re: ITT post things that give you goosebumps« on: November 03, 2017, 09:12:11 PM »
cold water
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The Flood / Re: Who else is gunna do No Fap November with me?« on: November 03, 2017, 09:08:42 PM »good convo!!!!being degraded is my fetish so it's not hardImagine not masturbating every 37 minutes 2486
The Flood / Re: Who else is gunna do No Fap November with me?« on: November 03, 2017, 08:57:20 PM »being degraded is my fetish so it's not hardImagine not masturbating every 37 minutes 2487
Serious / Re: In light of the Protestant Reformation's anniversary...« on: November 03, 2017, 08:52:29 PM »
I liked The Money Pit
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The Flood / Re: Who else is gunna do No Fap November with me?« on: November 03, 2017, 08:47:20 PM »
Imagine not masturbating every 37 minutes
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Gaming / Re: Playstation Paris Games Week« on: November 03, 2017, 06:44:39 PM »oh great, david cage is releasing another pretentious pile of shitdavid cagΓ© game overs are a failure of the game designer 2490
The Flood / Re: Been really angry lately« on: October 27, 2017, 07:07:25 PM »
Just rub one out brah
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