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The Flood / Re: Turns out Lil Peep was pretty dope
« on: January 29, 2018, 04:56:31 PM »
Yeah i made a rip lil peep joke (I fucked up in some board game) and my sister got all offended

Apparently his death was "tragic" and he was "young" and "talented"

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The Flood / Re: you're fucking GAY
« on: January 29, 2018, 04:55:12 PM »
Do you get a free BK meal or do you pack lunch from home?
50% off a purchase up to $8, once per day

I dont eat

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The Flood / Re: you're fucking GAY
« on: January 28, 2018, 09:48:10 PM »
SOCIAL MEDIA DISCLAIMER: THE ABOVE POST IS A JOKE

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The Flood / Re: you're fucking GAY
« on: January 28, 2018, 08:40:40 PM »
Ok I tried both but I got caught

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The Flood / Re: >Be 5ft 5 tall
« on: January 28, 2018, 05:52:19 PM »
Imagine wanting to be respected instead of belittled lol

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The Flood / you're fucking GAY
« on: January 28, 2018, 08:59:43 AM »
thread to give me something to check

Spoiler
got called in early but I don't have to close haha

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The Flood / Re: A legit question about a pariah
« on: January 26, 2018, 08:13:14 PM »
Dane cook stole tons of jokes. Dude is funny but after it came out he was using other people's material without permission it was the end for him.


His early standup is some of my favorite of all time. Like it you saw alien on the subway.
the stuff I like is his original content

No one else did B&E or any of his vicious circle bits

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The Flood / Re: A legit question about a pariah
« on: January 26, 2018, 08:12:16 PM »
things are popular because of a thing called "lowest common denominator" and i suggest you learn what that means
lowest common denominator popularity doesn't really last though

things that are universally popular like Breaking Bad or The Sopranos are popular because they're so good

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 04:34:27 PM »
There's nothing wrong with miso. It's a mild taste unless highly seasoned.
uh oh SOYBOY ALERT
*soiboi

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 04:34:08 PM »
There's nothing wrong with miso. It's a mild taste unless highly seasoned.
it leaves a bad taste in my mouth and is pretty hazardous to public health

I say we ban it

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The Flood / Re: A legit question about a pariah
« on: January 26, 2018, 04:32:48 PM »
I don't even remember any of dane cook's jokes fam
this thread is about more than that tho

look at the last few paragraphs

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The Flood / Re: A legit question about a pariah
« on: January 26, 2018, 03:44:29 PM »
this thread is discussion af but youd rather talk about dig dug and lama dumbham

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 03:16:32 PM »
you're probably the most misogynistic person on the website

but you're also not even real
LOL what the fuck

not only do I love femininity (which doesn't make you not a miso), but I love seeing women in power positions and the advancement of the female gender in society in general

You're the dude who throws down slurs and slut shames like nobody's business lol

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The Flood / Re: A legit question about a pariah
« on: January 26, 2018, 02:56:57 PM »
YouTube


another classic

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 02:55:01 PM »
granted, there are only like 1 or 2 good comedians

there may not even be any at all

there has certainly never been a great comedian
if you think this you're a straight up moron instead of a miso

pick a lane

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 02:54:16 PM »
lmao miso alert   

I remember when jacob wasn't challenger level toxic

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 02:38:21 PM »
Yes they do, because she's perfectly funny and makes the same jokes as a lot of male comedians who aren't universally hated

And there are tons of iconic female comedians lmao, ever heard of Sarah Silverman or Kate McKinnon? I can cite the usual Fey/Pohler mashup as well

Stop saying cunt btw, that's a sexist slur ("b-but I use it for men too!" That's great, just because you call a white dude the n-word doesn't make the word okay to use)

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 02:08:33 PM »
Who?

A famous actress who allegedly used to molest her little sister when she was a kid.
You have no high ground lol, you're allegedly a serial rapist

Spoiler
I hope everyone here has learned an important lesson about the uselessness of "alleged" claims

What's your problem

She's been accused of molestation, that's a fact. Whether she actually did it or not is irrelevant to what I said.
The fact that someone asked who she is, and you immediately identified her as the person who a baseless claim was made against, is indicative that you believe the claim and see it as inseparable to her character. You didn't mention her work as a comedian or actress, just the she-said accusation against her.

It's no different than you getting brought up somewhere, and the first thing I say about you is how you're allegedly a serial rapist. I can hide behind the wording of the description ("he was accused of serial raping, that's a fact"), but it doesn't change the duplicitous and misleading nature of it.

well considering its a loaf thread i felt compelled to mention the allegations.

but yeah youre right. i apologise.

but when someone accuses another of sexually abusing them would you rather we believe them until proven wrong or ignore them until evidence surfaces that supports them

personally the former sounds like the right choice to me with harsh penalties for people who are crying wolf
thanks for your humility

and it's a tricky subject for sure (the idea that false sexual assault allegations are widespread or even common is ridiculous), but the fact is that we live in a society of morals and oversight

I'd rather set a criminal free than send an innocent to jail, and the way that we know who the innocents are and who the criminals are DEPENDS on proof. Someone who makes an allegation shouldn't be immediately believed or immediately distrusted, it's our duty to find the truth in the matter and sometimes that means inspecting things on a case by case basis.

In Dunham's case, what she did was gross and weird - as children are - but she was seven years old, and was still discovering what sex and genitals even were. There was no malice or power games, and it wasn't even her sister who came forward. Dunham herself described what happened in her own memoir, and then others (likely to keep the hate wagon against Dunham strong), showed their total lack of understanding of child psychology by describing it as sexual abuse, which it wasn't.

I'm not a fan of Dunham by any means, haven't seen any of her stuff, but the obsession everyone suddenly has with her is very reminiscent of Amy Schumer, a perfectly fine comedian who was hated for her gender.

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 01:50:34 PM »
People hate Amy Schumer, Melissa McCarthy, and Lena Dunham -- all outspoken female comedians

probs not a coincidence

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 01:40:21 PM »
cheat i'm getting notifications from no one again
this horse is so beat you may as well make hamburgers out of it now

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 01:28:55 PM »
lena dunham is a frumpy talentless cunt actor known for having a dogshit personality and toxic worldview

better?
Better but not perfect. A good answer would be that she's a writer and actress who created the show Girls, among other things, and that she's widely hated on the Internet.

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The Flood / A legit question about a pariah
« on: January 26, 2018, 01:22:19 PM »
What is this Mandela Effect-esque misremembering of Dane Cook? He's a genuinely funny comic (movies aside), and his material is always on-point and hilarious. If you're scoffing or rolling your eyes right now, take a look at either of these two videos (second one is way longer but has a legendary payoff)

YouTube

YouTube

If any other comic delivered these same bits with the exact timing and inflection as Cook does, no one would call them unfunny. I'm convinced the Dane Cook hate is a Rick and Morty style backlash against someone who had the misfortune of becoming too popular too quick.

There's a stupid social trend where people think that their interests define them on a personal level, so they go out of their way to have unique, cool interests rather than ones that they legitimately enjoy. I have all kinds of interests, from mainstream (TWD, Family Guy, R&M), to niche (Community, Heathers, Twin Peaks), to straight obscure (Totally Spies, Mazzy Star, MBV). The commonality isn't their popularity, it's that I like them.

This is how everyone should think, and it's a character blunder to only dislike things when they become popular, or vice versa. The average person, if they're being honest with themselves, has FAR more mainstream interests than niche or obscure ones, because generally popular things become popular for a reason. The same is true for Dane Cook - the bandwagon against him became a dead horse years ago, yet people still ride it.

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 12:46:17 PM »
Who?

A famous actress who allegedly used to molest her little sister when she was a kid.
You have no high ground lol, you're allegedly a serial rapist

Spoiler
I hope everyone here has learned an important lesson about the uselessness of "alleged" claims

What's your problem

She's been accused of molestation, that's a fact. Whether she actually did it or not is irrelevant to what I said.
The fact that someone asked who she is, and you immediately identified her as the person who a baseless claim was made against, is indicative that you believe the claim and see it as inseparable to her character. You didn't mention her work as a comedian or actress, just the she-said accusation against her.

It's no different than you getting brought up somewhere, and the first thing I say about you is how you're allegedly a serial rapist. I can hide behind the wording of the description ("he was accused of serial raping, that's a fact"), but it doesn't change the duplicitous and misleading nature of it.

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 12:18:19 PM »
Who?

A famous actress who allegedly used to molest her little sister when she was a kid.
You have no high ground lol, you're allegedly a serial rapist

Spoiler
I hope everyone here has learned an important lesson about the uselessness of "alleged" claims

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The Flood / Re: PRAISE LENA DUNHAM!
« on: January 26, 2018, 12:16:39 PM »
The user Snake on Sep7agon.net has been a serial rapist for the past twelve years

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The Flood / Re: Second day working at Royal Cafe -- PG-13 details inside!
« on: January 26, 2018, 12:42:59 AM »
Hopefully they find out about your past and fire you immediately. I fear for the safety of Burger King employees.
I fear for the sanity of the customers that have to talk to him to order stuff
bro I was MADE for this

http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/i-have-a-sir-problem/
wow my shift just ended and this is still the second latest reply on sep7alame

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The Flood / Re: Second day working at Royal Cafe -- PG-13 details inside!
« on: January 25, 2018, 09:19:54 PM »
Hopefully they find out about your past and fire you immediately. I fear for the safety of Burger King employees.
I fear for the sanity of the customers that have to talk to him to order stuff
bro I was MADE for this

http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/i-have-a-sir-problem/

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The Flood / Re: Second day working at Royal Cafe -- PG-13 details inside!
« on: January 25, 2018, 02:52:15 PM »
Hopefully they find out about your past and fire you immediately. I fear for the safety of Burger King employees.
lol my "past"?

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The Flood / The mom from Fresh Off The Boat is the fucking best
« on: January 25, 2018, 12:31:27 AM »
holy shit she's hilarious and awesome

I can already imagine the misos who hate her

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