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The Flood / Re: what is M. Night Shabalabadingdong's worst movie?
« on: June 05, 2015, 04:28:22 PM »
Easily The Last Airbender.
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The Flood / Re: what is M. Night Shabalabadingdong's worst movie?« on: June 05, 2015, 04:28:22 PM »
Easily The Last Airbender.
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Serious / Re: Oxford University Union admits it's "institutionally racist"« on: June 05, 2015, 04:20:56 PM »
Some people are just too sensitive.
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The Flood / Re: Just saw Fight Club« on: June 05, 2015, 04:09:54 PM »
Never seen it, but I already know the big plot twist so I feel watching it would be pointless.
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The Flood / Re: Why does this guy hate me? (srs) (pls read)« on: June 05, 2015, 04:00:08 PM »
He seems jealous, honestly.
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The Flood / Re: lol, my brother is up the hospital« on: June 05, 2015, 03:56:12 PM »
You mean, hard cider.
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The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 05, 2015, 03:45:11 AM »State of Mongolia Update 2 Military size: 96,040 (630,000 additional currently training) Military Breakdown: Kazakhstan annexation force -- 25,000 (22,000 footmen, 3,000 archers) Swedish territories -- 29,910 (6,960 horsemen, 20,040 footmen, 2,910 archers) Thailand -- 2,000 (2,000 footmen) West Russia -- 5,000 (5,000 footmen) Sibera/Far East Russia -- 3,000 (3,000 footmen) Ural Russia -- 3,000 (3,000 footmen) Burma, Vietnam & Laos -- 2,000 (2,000 footmen) Mongolia -- 13,500 (12,000 footmen, 1,500 royal guard) China -- 10,430 (7,340 footmen, 3,090 horsemen) Korea -- 2,200 (2,200 footmen) Infrastructural assets: --Large slave-based workforce with heavy military presence in work areas allows output to be immensely cheaper and faster. --Total of 65 iron mines throughout all territories. --Basic banking and road systems. --Knowledge of creating steel. --Nordic mining industry. Agricultural assets: --56 rice plantations across Asian lands provide sustenance for the poorer members of society. --Various privately-run hog and potato farms across Mongolia. --Fishing industry off the coast of Korea. --Complete state ownership of the extensive amount of Nordic farms and farmers. --Nordic fishing industry. Military/other assets: --Standardized steel equipment for every soldier. --Organized and well-led military. --Special Police Sector (SPS) agents spread throughout Mongolian lands covertly eliminate potential rebel leaders and threats. 21188
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 05, 2015, 12:50:12 AM »
Kazakhstan annexation -- 70%
630,000 troops training (2nd wave of conscription) -- 20% 37,000 native soldiers -- 67% 4 Ural training camps -- 72% All Finnish farms pillaged and taken over. The Mongolian army moves onto Sweden and Norway. Emperor's Police renamed to the Special Police Sector (SPS) and sent to various parts of the Mongolian Empire to find and execute any potential traitors or conspirators. Mongolia announces its intentions to not pursue any additional land holdings in Europe. 21189
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 11:34:23 PM »Map Update 3!I have Burma, too. 21190
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 11:29:18 PM »An additional 15,000 soldiers are sent into the Swedish territories. The army sweeps through the land, pillaging villages and taking over farms. Crops are forcibly taken, farmers are enslaved and forced to work for the state. Any who question or challenge the Mongolian army are publically executed. The troop line on the border prevents any entry or exit to Swedish lands, and Swedish trade with England is cut off with apologies from the Emperor.The raze of Swedish land continues, with any disruptive or rebellious villages being completely decimated. Swedes who assist with the Mongolian crusade are treated well. A massive increase in food supply results from the seizing of Finnish farms. The food is sent to the areas of the Mongolian Empire that need it most. Iron, steel, coal, beads, fabric, jewelry, weapons, money, and livestock are also forcibly taken. Kazakhstan annexation -- 55% 630,000 troop conscription/training -- 11% 37,000 native soldiers -- 52% 4 Ural training camps -- 54% 21191
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 11:06:19 PM »Swedish territories & West Russia fully annexed by Mongolian forces. The annexation force is reassigned to the Mongolian territory-Europe border.Troop line fully formed: Spoiler ![]() An additional 15,000 soldiers are sent into the Swedish territories. The army sweeps through the land, pillaging villages and taking over farms. Crops are forcibly taken, farmers are enslaved and forced to work for the state. Any who question or challenge the Mongolian army are publically executed. The troop line on the border prevents any entry or exit to Swedish lands, and Swedish trade with England is cut off with apologies from the Emperor. 8,000 soldiers training (Ural) complete. Mongolia's army currently stands at 98,342. 20 additional rice farms established. Mongolia currently has 56 rice plantations. Kazakhstan annexation -- 34% 630,000 troop conscription/training -- 1% 37,000 native soldiers -- 36% 4 Ural training camps -- 32% 21192
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 11:02:25 PM »Yep. They were voluntarily handed over, so there was no opposition to Mongolian control.Is that all of Swedish territories?As it's been more than 14 years since the last drive, Mongolia issues a second wave of conscription across all of its territories. Census for all able-bodied men above the age of 15 begins, expected to be completed by next page.The census returns after six months. The Mongolian Empire has a population of 43,000,000, and 630,000 members of that population are between 16 and 19. The Emperor's Police, along with 35,000 other soldiers, begin to enlist these citizens. Citizens expected to be rounded up by page 18, and fully trained by page 21. 21193
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 10:43:49 PM »Mongolia removes all soldiers from Denmark to allow for Spanish occupation.Spain wants this territory.As it's been more than 14 years since the last drive, Mongolia issues a second wave of conscription across all of its territories. Census for all able-bodied men above the age of 15 begins, expected to be completed by next page.The census returns after six months. The Mongolian Empire has a population of 43,000,000, and 630,000 members of that population are between 16 and 19. The Emperor's Police, along with 35,000 other soldiers, begin to enlist these citizens. Soldiers expected to be rounded up by page 18, and fully trained by page 21. 21194
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 10:41:40 PM »As it's been more than 14 years since the last drive, Mongolia issues a second wave of conscription across all of its territories. Census for all able-bodied men above the age of 15 begins, expected to be completed by next page.The census returns after six months. The Mongolian Empire has a population of 43,000,000, and 630,000 members of that population are between 16 and 19. The Emperor's Police, along with 35,000 other soldiers, begin to enlist these citizens. Citizens expected to be rounded up by page 18, and fully trained by page 21. Swedish territories & West Russia fully annexed by Mongolian forces. The annexation force is reassigned to the Mongolian territory-Europe border. West Russia losses: 1,752 Kazakhstan annexation -- 23% 37,000 native soldiers -- 25% 8,000 soldiers training (Ural) -- 95% 20 rice farms -- 80% 4 Ural training camps -- 23% The territory of Denmark is offered to any European nation who desires it. 21195
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 09:03:04 PM »
Mongolia offers peace and friendship to all European nations.
Kazakhstan annexation -- 15% Occupation of Swedish territories -- 75% West Russia annexation -- 77% 37,000 native soldiers -- 17% 8,000 soldiers training (Ural) -- 80% 20 rice farms -- 58% 4 Ural training camps -- 11% 21196
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 07:19:31 PM »Petoria invades the swimming pool of the guy living next to its borders.The annex of Joehio 21197
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 06:17:30 PM »
As it's been more than 14 years since the last drive, Mongolia issues a second wave of conscription across all of its territories. Census for all able-bodied men above the age of 15 begins, expected to be completed by next page.
Thailand annexation complete. All surrendering Thai natives are enslaved and forced to work in the army. Indoctrination and training of every living native (37,000) begins. Expected to be complete by page 18. Mongolia puts spare resources into establishing four new training camps in Ural Russia. Expected to be complete by page 19. Kazakhstan annexation -- 7% Occupation of Swedish territories -- 40% West Russia annexation -- 45% 37,000 native soldiers -- 3% 8,000 soldiers training (Ural) -- 65% 20 rice farms -- 35% 4 Ural training camps -- 1% 21198
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 05:54:05 PM »
Mongolia thanks England for its generosity.
Mongolia begins annexing Kazakhstan with a force of 25,000. Expected to be complete by page 18. Mongolian Military Breakdown Total troops: 92,040 (8,000 additional currently training) Thailand annexation force -- 2,000 (2,000 footmen) Kazakhstan annexation force -- 25,000 (22,000 footmen, 3,000 archers) West Russia annexation force -- 25,000 (7,000 horsemen, 15,000 footmen, 3,000 archers) Sibera/Far East Russia -- 5,000 (5,000 footmen) Ural Russia -- 5,000 (5,000 footmen) Burma, Vietnam & Laos -- 2,000 (4,000 footmen) Mongolia -- 16,500 (6,000 footmen, 500 Emperor's Police operatives) China -- 11,340 (10,040 footmen, 1,300 Emperor's Police operatives) Korea -- 2,200 (2,000 footmen, 200 Emperor's Police operatives) 21199
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 05:43:53 PM »The troops arrive in Swedish territory and begin occupying it unopposed. Expected to be complete by page 17.Sweden requests help from MongoliaMongolia accepts this, and diverts 3,000 soldiers from the West Russia annexation force to ride ahead and secure Swedish territories. Occupation of Swedish territories -- 0% 8,000 soldiers training (Ural) -- 35% Thailand annexation -- 80% West Russia annexation -- 25% 20 rice farms -- 10% 21200
Serious / Re: Do you consider transgenderism a mental illness?« on: June 04, 2015, 04:57:19 PM »I don't know what this meansIt's wrong.we got that heel tag team in here now 21201
Serious / Re: Do you consider transgenderism a mental illness?« on: June 04, 2015, 04:54:43 PM »
It's wrong.
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The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 04:51:59 PM »
20,000 soldiers training (Siberia/Lower Asia) complete. Mongolia now has a total of 92,000 soldiers.
Standard-issue steel equipment complete. All soldiers are outfitted with steel longswords and armor. Malnutrition in parts of Korea, Russia, and China starts to rise. Mongolia begins subsidizing taxes on farmers, and orders the creation of another 20 rice farms. 8,000 soldiers training (Ural) -- 25% Thailand annexation -- 65% West Russia annexation -- 15% 20 rice farms -- 0% 21203
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 04:47:56 PM »Sweden requests help from MongoliaMongolia accepts this, and diverts 3,000 soldiers from the West Russia annexation force to ride ahead and secure Swedish territories. 21205
The Flood / Re: I'm fucking off« on: June 04, 2015, 04:46:22 PM »
Literally no one will miss you.
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The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 04:43:32 PM »Due to the sheer amount of people and forced labor, a great wall of India is being erected with fast progressMongolia offers to trade the invention of steel for a substantial amount of food. 21207
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 04:38:34 PM »
Mongolia sends 25,000 soldiers to take West Russia. Expected to be complete by page 17.
20,000 soldiers training (Siberia/Lower Asia) -- 80% 8,000 soldiers training (Ural) -- 15% Thailand annexation -- 50% West Russia annexation -- 0% Standard-issue steel equipment -- 80% 5 galleons constructed. Mongolian Military Breakdown Total troops: 72,040 (28,000 additional currently training) Thailand annexation force -- 2,000 (2,000 footmen) West Russia annexation force -- 25,000 (7,000 horsemen, 15,000 footmen, 3,000 archers) Sibera/Far East Russia -- 5,000 (5,000 footmen) Burma, Vietnam & Laos -- 2,000 (2,000 footmen) Mongolia -- 16,500 (6,000 footmen, 500 Emperor's Police operatives) China -- 11,340 (10,040 footmen, 1,300 Emperor's Police operatives) Korea -- 2,200 (2,000 footmen, 200 Emperor's Police operatives) 21208
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 04:28:59 PM »
Ural Russia annexation complete. 8,000 Ural natives enslaved and forced to work in Mongolian industry. Displaced Mongolian workers are drafted into the army. Expected to be complete by page 16. 10,000 soldiers are reassigned to Mongolia to ensure that slave rebellions are impossible.
Ural losses: 1,200 Mongolia announces a luxury tax on all Chinese natives. Any unnecessary and frivolous valuable, unless it has doubtless sentimental value, belongs to the state. Emperor's Police operatives in China, along with 2,000 other soldiers, begin enforcing this law.Valuables seized. Profits used to increase the standard soldier salary. 20,000 soldiers training (Siberia/Lower Asia)-- 70% 8,000 soldiers training (Ural) -- 0% Thailand annexation -- 40% Standard-issue steel equipment -- 70% 5 galleons -- 80% 21209
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 04:19:50 PM »
Mongolia offers peace and friendship to its Indian neighbors.
20,000 soldiers training -- 60% Ural Russia annexation -- 90% Thailand annexation -- 25% Standard-issue steel equipment -- 60% 5 galleons -- 65% 21210
The Flood / Re: UN Game X« on: June 04, 2015, 04:16:32 PM »
20,000 soldiers training -- 50%
Ural Russia annexation -- 80% Thailand annexation -- 15% Standard-issue steel equipment -- 50% 5 galleons -- 50% Spoiler lol sorry Cheat, merge these if you please |