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The Flood / Re: UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:35:04 PM »
Because Nirn has a such a reactive environment, every now and then natural responses will change the course of the game. These will usually be based off of player actions, but sometimes they are random.

Things such as natural disasters, divine intervention, daedric schemes, and other reactiv events are denoted in gold.
The following, for example, is based off of the thinning barrier between Nirn and oblivion due to the destruction of the Crystal Tower.


Cults of Deadra worshippers have started cropping up through Elsweyr.
Some Justicars report hearing foul whispers in their sleep.

I hope you understand that the towers are the barriers between Mundus and Aetherius, not Nirn and Oblivion. I'll roll with it, though.

100 additional justicars are rerouted to Elsweyr in an attempt to combat the Daedric worshippers. Anyone possessing a Daedric artifact or text is subject to the same punishment as a Talos worshipper.

20403
Can't wait for lies!

20404
The Flood / Re: UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:13:40 PM »
The first shipment of weapons and strategems is sent to Morrowind.
The Military Convoy is getting ever closer to Black Marsh.
Elsweyr annexation -- 40%
Khajiit soldier-slaves -- 300/1,200

The Dominion sends an emissary to Valenwood with 100 justicars, offering peace in exchange for free reign over Falinesti and all other graht-oaks. Awaiting response.
Nobody is playing as Valenwood.
I know. It still exists. There are much fewer neutral territories here than in a regular UN game, so you kinda have to treat them more...respectfully, if that makes any sense. Besides, I only need Valenwood for one reason, and if they accept this (waiting on a GM), then I wouldn't even need to waste troops invading.

20405
The Flood / Re: kleenex
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:02:51 PM »
Ew gay

20406
The Flood / Re: LMAO
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:02:06 PM »
$5 says Yutaka banned you for upstaging him

20407
The Flood / Re: How do I become a mod?
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:57:04 PM »
Enjoy licking the soles of your boss's feet
I bet he'd enjoy that
I bet you'd enjoy anything you sex deprived manchild
I'd definitely enjoy the above if I had a boss like her
"She" looks like "she" has a dick fag
even better!

Good choice, Class.
she's not a guy

20408
The Flood / Re: UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:54:36 PM »
Elsweyr annexation -- 40%
Khajiit soldier-slaves -- 300/1,200

The Dominion sends an emissary to Valenwood with 100 justicars, offering peace in exchange for free reign over Falinesti and all other graht-oaks. Awaiting response.

20409
The Flood / Re: How do I become a mod?
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:45:34 PM »
Enjoy licking the soles of your boss's feet
I bet he'd enjoy that
I bet you'd enjoy anything you sex deprived manchild
I'd definitely enjoy the above if I had a boss like her
"She" looks like "she" has a dick fag
Alice from workaholics is hot af

confirmed tasteless

20410
The Flood / Re: How do I become a mod?
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:43:50 PM »
Enjoy licking the soles of your boss's feet
I bet he'd enjoy that
I bet you'd enjoy anything you sex deprived manchild
I'd definitely enjoy the above if I had a boss like her

20411
The Flood / Re: UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:40:12 PM »
The Aldmeri Dominion destroys the Crystal Tower.

Elsweyr annexation -- 25%
Khajiit soldier-slaves -- 132/1,200
Akavir warns the Aldmeri Dominion that the destruction of any more Eldritch Landmarks will end our non-agression pact.
The Dominion makes its intentions clear. Any towers of Lorkhan will be deactivated or eliminated.

20412
The Flood / Re: UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:33:58 PM »
The Aldmeri Dominion destroys the Crystal Tower.

Elsweyr annexation -- 25%
Khajiit soldier-slaves -- 132/1,200

20413
The Flood / Re: How do I become a mod?
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:26:32 PM »
Enjoy licking the soles of your boss's feet
I bet he'd enjoy that

20414
The Flood / Re: UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:12:50 PM »
The Aldmeri Dominion offers a non-aggression treaty to Cyrodiil.

Elsweyr annexation -- 15%
Khajiit soldier-slaves -- 76/?

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The Flood / Re: UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.
« on: June 25, 2015, 09:41:13 PM »
The Dominion begins enslaving Khajiit who refuse to yield to the Thalmor.

Annexation of Elsweyr -- 10%

20416
The Flood / Re: How do I become a mod?
« on: June 25, 2015, 09:24:07 PM »
You don't.

20417
The Flood / Re: UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.
« on: June 25, 2015, 09:13:52 PM »
The Summerset Isles announces the creation and reign of the Aldmeri Dominion. 1,000 justicars are sent via ships to take Elsweyr.
The justicars arrive in Elsweyr's capitol Corinthe and give the Mane an ultimatum: hand over total country of the province to the Dominion or have it taken by force. The Khajiit leader refuses and is killed on the spot. The justicars begin forcibly annexing the rest of the province. Expected to be complete by page 5.

The Summerset Isles offers a non-aggression treaty to the Akiviri Empire.

20418
The Flood / Re: there sure are a lot of new members on this site
« on: June 25, 2015, 07:21:17 PM »
Fifth member to join, representing

20419
The Flood / Re: UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.
« on: June 25, 2015, 07:20:04 PM »
The Summerset Isles announces the creation and reign of the Aldmeri Dominion. 1,000 justicars are sent via ships to take Elsweyr.

The worship of Talos is banned.

20420
The Flood / Re: Fucking liberal arts colleges
« on: June 25, 2015, 06:03:27 PM »
Whatever.
> mad because he doesn't know what liberal arts means
Bro, I just called my university what it calls itself.

20421
The Flood / Re: Fucking liberal arts colleges
« on: June 25, 2015, 05:47:05 PM »
Whatever.

20422
The Flood / Re: Fucking liberal arts colleges
« on: June 25, 2015, 05:33:06 PM »
Lmao I don't think you know what a liberal arts college is
My university identifies itself specifically as "the premier liberal arts college", so I'm pretty sure it's one.

I'm majoring in biochem, though, not LA.

20423
The Flood / Fucking liberal arts colleges
« on: June 25, 2015, 05:02:56 PM »
You know it's bad when the introductions at orientation are supposed to have your name, intended major, and "preferred pronoun"....

20424
Septagon / Re: you should permanently filter the words "whole career"
« on: June 25, 2015, 04:44:32 PM »
Memes should be against the rules, and I'm not even joking.

20425
The Flood / Re: UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.
« on: June 25, 2015, 12:30:41 PM »
What age is this? What military size do we start off with?

No set timeline, which is why I asked what ruler everyone wanted since it could be anyone.

Military size....how about 2,000 per Province, to give everyone equal starts.
All right, sounds good. Let me know when we're starting.

20426
The Flood / Re: [vrooms loudly]
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:59:55 AM »
get hit eat shit

20427
Gaming / Re: A beautiful word from a fellow Guardian
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:57:36 AM »
Holy shit LOL

Spoiler
This is actually kinda sweet

20428
Septagon / Re: Is there any way I can make a large request?
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:32:39 AM »
This doesn't seem like it would be a hard thing for Cheat to do.

20429
Northeastern pizza is better than the shit we get in Michigan, but nowhere near Chicago-tier.

20430
The Flood / Re: UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:07:50 AM »
What age is this? What military size do we start off with?

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