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The Flood / Got my grade back for my first official college exam
« on: September 23, 2015, 01:15:03 PM »
88% bitches

have you taken any uni exams so far? and if so, how did you do?

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The Flood / Re: why am I not Mythic+ yet
« on: September 23, 2015, 01:12:55 PM »
I expect a promotion within the next thirty minutes Cheat

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The Flood / why am I not Mythic+ yet
« on: September 23, 2015, 01:05:36 PM »
I'm objectively the most important member here

even if I had like 3000 posts I should still be mythic+ by default tbh

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>thinking Drake the rapper is more important than Drake Bell

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The Flood / Best AMVs
« on: September 23, 2015, 12:55:27 PM »
I'm usually not a fan of these, but this one is so well-done.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: What is my true form?
« on: September 23, 2015, 12:33:35 PM »
Ember alt

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The Flood / Re: What does your study year look like?
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:19:12 AM »
Chemistry
Chem lab
Psychology
Religion & Media
Theatre Practicum

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The Flood / Re: My friend said she is into CosPlay
« on: September 23, 2015, 10:46:33 AM »
Tell her you'll join her in a sec

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever go back and read old PMs?
« on: September 23, 2015, 10:00:21 AM »
My account is banned since I never bothered to make a fake FB for it, but I remember all the recruitment PM responses I had for SU. That was some funny shit. Also, when that Elite admin guy invited me to Sapphire.

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: September 23, 2015, 09:57:47 AM »
If you go out talking to women with the intent of having sex, you're doing it wrong. It's just something that happens.

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The Flood / Re: #JustKidThings
« on: September 22, 2015, 11:47:37 PM »
My kid ain't gonna say stupid shit like that I'll tell you hwat
fixed

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The Flood / Re: #JustKidThings
« on: September 22, 2015, 11:36:59 PM »
I've never heard that one.

I've heard "triple dog dare you", but not "black dog".
Well yeah, we had triple dog dares, too

but triple black dog dares were the highest of the high

when those words were spoken you knew shit was going down

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The Flood / #JustKidThings
« on: September 22, 2015, 11:29:29 PM »
"I triple black dog dare you"

you can't back down from that shit

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The Flood / Re: fucking people
« on: September 22, 2015, 11:01:44 PM »
that's pretty brutal man

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The Flood / Re: fucking people
« on: September 22, 2015, 11:00:28 PM »
were they hispanic?
were they black?
It was actually just some fat white guy

I should've said something tbh

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The Flood / fucking people
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:53:52 PM »
Seriously though, I'm grocery shopping at midnight, you don't need to stand so close that I can feel your breath on the nape of my neck. We're the only two people in line at the register, you could stand in the frozen foods aisle and still technically be next in line.

discuss shitty encounters you've had with people today

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The Flood / Re: I'm going to write a story about sep7agon
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:50:08 PM »
Here's what I have so far

It was a cold September night and I got bored of browsing dank memes so I went to sleep. In the morning I went to my job at the local Minimart and I overheard a customer named Zonda talk about something something memes. "Tbh it better be pretty ebin bro." I clock in when all of a sudden my boss Eliab tells me that I'm on thin ice for supplying a minor with alcohol. Suddenly Das walks in piss drunk and exclaims "I AM A GOD!" Eliab turns to me and says "Dammit Jester you did it again. You're fired." I walked out of the Minimart in anger whispering to myself "Jews and niggers and niggers and Jews." I walk past Azula raping Baron in an alley, Napalm saying something in German, and some redhead that came in out of nowhere. I get into an argument with Joecephalopod and I start reaching for my gun but the deputy Lord Ruler starts staring at me so I just walk away. I reach the door to my apartment but an Asian man stops me and starts winking at me in an infinite loop. At this point I realized I'm missing my keys so I start looking around. I look behind the garage but all I see is Joecephalopod sucking Officer Nasty's dick.
10/10 story m8

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The Flood / Re: I'm also an otherkin tbh
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:36:44 PM »
it's an avatar reference hon

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The Flood / Re: I'm going to write a story about sep7agon
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:29:39 PM »
Me raping azula
flip it around and you have a 10/10 story

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The Flood / Re: I'm going to write a story about sep7agon
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:22:46 PM »
only if I'm the protogonist

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Don't let its channel dissuade you - Gravity Falls is an amazing show. It's ending soon, and crazy shit is going down, so I seriously recommend you check it out.

Other than that (if you haven't seen it), A:TLA.

I've watched all of A:TLA and Korra. Korra was "eh". TLA was pretty good and I watch the series on occasion.
I hated LoK tbh

But seriously, if you like mystery/thriller, check out Gravity Falls. It's really funny, too

S1 is more lighthearted (but still definitely has its moments), S2 is way darker

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The Flood / Re: You want a good girl but you need the bad pussy
« on: September 22, 2015, 09:52:17 PM »
who even are you

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The Flood / I'm also an otherkin tbh
« on: September 22, 2015, 09:51:16 PM »
I identify as a purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings

This is a serious coming out thread, so leave your negativity at the door. Anyone trying to mock my identity will be reported.

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Don't let its channel dissuade you - Gravity Falls is an amazing show. It's ending soon, and crazy shit is going down, so I seriously recommend you check it out.

Other than that (if you haven't seen it), A:TLA.

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The Flood / Re: if Sep7agon was a small town
« on: September 22, 2015, 09:45:33 PM »
I call drug dealer btw

and by that I mean pharmacist

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The Flood / if Sep7agon was a small town
« on: September 22, 2015, 09:29:07 PM »
what would your job be?

Quote
Employment roster

DAS Boot -- Sheriff
Lord Ruler -- Deputy
Zenmaster -- Prostitute
Sandtrap -- Handyman
Yutaka -- Minimart stockboy
Jester -- Minimart owner
Officer Nasty -- Trap house proprietor
TBlocks -- Paperboy
Pip -- Best Buy employee
SecondClass -- Drug dealer
Fruit -- Arts & crafts store owner
Luis -- Car salesman
Vien -- Town pervert
XSEAN -- Crop duster
Verbatim -- Journalist
Prehistoric -- Beet farmer
Napalm -- High school history teacher
SoporificSlash -- Brothel owner

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The Flood / Re: What'd I miss?
« on: September 22, 2015, 09:26:46 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Sum up your social/love life with a picture
« on: September 22, 2015, 09:20:18 PM »

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