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The Flood / Re: Interactive adventure thread
« on: December 07, 2015, 08:50:09 PM »
Next I head towards the lake
You head west, noticing a well-worn path beneath you. The bright sun continues to shine down through the thin canopy, and after a brief ten minute walk, you come to a lake. The lake is huge, and so clear that you can see the lakebed in its depths. A deer drinks from the water on the other side of the lake, and you see that the dirt path turns into a paved cobblestone one on the other side, as well. You see something glimmering on the bottom of the water.

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The Flood / Re: Interactive adventure thread
« on: December 07, 2015, 08:43:04 PM »
Kill that fuckin bird and go back to sleep
You look around for the specific bird that chirped, but notice that there are dozens of them singing happily around you. You decide to just shoot one with your crossbow and it falls to the ground. You pick it up and try to sleep, but the bright sun in your eyes doesn't allow you to.

Inventory:
--Bird carcass
--Wooden crossbow (24 bolts)
--Leather armor
--Waterskin (5/5 full)
--Jerky (8 pieces)
--73 gold coins


Spoiler
Things in spoilers are OOC. Remember that Septy isn't the only one to decide the story, the first person to quote my latest reply is!

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The Flood / Interactive adventure thread
« on: December 07, 2015, 08:38:43 PM »
I'm bored af, and remembered someone did this on B.old

I'll start the scenario and lead the story. You can do anything you want within the realm of reason, but you only control yourself, not other things. Ridiculous choices are fine, as are serious ones.



You're in the middle of a forest meadow. Bird chirps complement the happy afternoon sun shining on you and the flowers around you. To the south is the way you came. To the east, the forest gets thicker and darker. To the north, you can vaguely make out the shape of some sort of looming building. The air is moist to the west, suggesting the presence of a lake or something.

What do you do?



The first person to reply here chooses what happens. When I reply to that, the first person to quote that reply chooses what happens. And so on.

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The Flood / Re: Your go-to liquors?
« on: December 07, 2015, 07:33:13 PM »
as i consider myself an intelligent person, i choose to abstain from drinking such filth

because i have, like, self-respect and stuff

you know what i'm saying
No one gives a shit, lmao

We know you don't drink alcohol, you don't have to go out of your way to restate it every time we have a thread about the subject.

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The Flood / Re: Your go-to liquors?
« on: December 07, 2015, 07:24:36 PM »
Grey Goose

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The Flood / Re: Mind my pronouns, fucker.
« on: December 07, 2015, 06:39:32 PM »
It's not gay since you identify as a girl.
I don't, though

Spoiler
gaywad confirmed
Real talk for a second how do you always forget that I'm gay?

It seems to come.as a surprise to you every day.
It's not surprising, you just seem to deny your sexuality

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The Flood / Re: Libraria, Roleplay Thread.
« on: December 07, 2015, 06:37:35 PM »
What is a good way to come up with a character? Like guidelines
Get a vaccine and give yourself autism
Why don't you fuck off if you're obviously not participating in the thread?

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The Flood / Re: Mind my pronouns, fucker.
« on: December 07, 2015, 06:11:48 PM »
It's not gay since you identify as a girl.
I don't, though

Spoiler
gaywad confirmed

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The Flood / Re: Mind my pronouns, fucker.
« on: December 07, 2015, 05:56:32 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 07, 2015, 05:28:35 PM »
Liking cock doesn't make you gay.
lmao you're more in the closet than Deci
I'm not in the closet.

That doesn't discredit my opinion that you don't have to be gay to appreciate cocks though.
If cocks get you hard and you strive to suck them, then you're gay. It's pretty cut and dry.

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 07, 2015, 05:14:30 PM »
Liking cock doesn't make you gay.
lmao you're more in the closet than Deci

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The Flood / Re: Mind my pronouns, fucker.
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:51:28 PM »
My preferred pronoun is "we".

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:50:13 PM »
"Objectively"

Lolno. Dicks look nasty. Vaginas aren't much better, but you really can't say that a penis looks good in any way whatsoever.

I disagree. Some dicks I see instantly give me a boner and an overwhelming urge to please it.
That's because you're literally a homosexual.

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It's not a meme, but a point of view.

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The Flood / Re: Some chimps have entered the Stone Age.
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:37:49 AM »
I heard about this on Friday. Crazy stuff.

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The Flood / Re: Has Rocket ever been funny?
« on: December 07, 2015, 01:51:46 AM »
Funnier than you'll ever be.

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The Flood / Re: My horse stole my cheetos :(
« on: December 07, 2015, 01:46:47 AM »
Horses are terrible people

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The Flood / Re: Libraria, Roleplay Thread.(WIP)
« on: December 07, 2015, 01:20:44 AM »
Can I roleplay as George Costanza

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looking a ok Jester

a ok

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The Flood / Re: Libraria, Roleplay Thread.(WIP)
« on: December 07, 2015, 12:16:44 AM »
I'm always down for a good RP, but how do you plan to reconcile the conflicting elements of different stories? I think a unique, original world or singular story world would work better.

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that "overrated" does not mean "bad"
« on: December 06, 2015, 10:00:24 PM »
Vegetables are overrated

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 09:31:15 PM »
Also

That doesn't matter. I've never found the concept of PMSing all that gross, you're just flushing out the excess.
You say that but you really have no idea what you're talking about.
So you think that I'm like, lying to myself about what I find gross and not gross? I never said PMSing isn't a big deal, I literally just said I don't find it gross. So I don't know what I find gross or not? I don't know what I'm talking about? All I'm talking about is me. Jesus.
Well as someone who would never have the ability to actually have the experience, you don't really have a valid opinion. And honestly you should be glad. I mean I haven't even touched just how unhygienic it is despite all the hygiene products for it.
So pretty much, trannies like you are the only people who can have an opinion ITT because no one else can have both perspectives. Get over yourself.
In a decade or so science will be far enough that trannies like you will know exactly what its like to PMS.
Is this like a sci fi book you're writing?
Star Class: Wrath of Trans
I'd read that

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:57:28 PM »
What exactly is the purpose of mold that grows under the penis foreskin?

Like if you don't clean that in a while

Yeughajabskwbevsbnsbd fucking gross
>being older than a week
>having foreskin
Unlike you I didn't get mutilated at birth then occupy people's lands and steal everyone's money.
lol I'm not Jewish

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:52:15 PM »
What exactly is the purpose of mold that grows under the penis foreskin?

Like if you don't clean that in a while

Yeughajabskwbevsbnsbd fucking gross
>being older than a week
>having foreskin

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The Flood / Re: Eating nachos with nuttin
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:50:09 PM »
I have the taste buds of a six year old

I can admit this

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The Flood / Re: Eating nachos with nuttin
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:46:33 PM »
Where's the cheese?
Cheese is gross on everything but pizza IMO

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Gaming / Re: FFVIIR will be released in multiple parts
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:26:49 PM »
Sakaguchi made the right choice

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:24:37 PM »
lol can we stop this circlejerk over who's in more pain, this thread is about appearance. Vaginas look way better than dicks, just in general.

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:42:41 PM »
Also

That doesn't matter. I've never found the concept of PMSing all that gross, you're just flushing out the excess.
You say that but you really have no idea what you're talking about.
So you think that I'm like, lying to myself about what I find gross and not gross? I never said PMSing isn't a big deal, I literally just said I don't find it gross. So I don't know what I find gross or not? I don't know what I'm talking about? All I'm talking about is me. Jesus.
Well as someone who would never have the ability to actually have the experience, you don't really have a valid opinion. And honestly you should be glad. I mean I haven't even touched just how unhygienic it is despite all the hygiene products for it.
So pretty much, trannies like you are the only people who can have an opinion ITT because no one else can have both perspectives. Get over yourself.
In a decade or so science will be far enough that trannies like you will know exactly what its like to PMS.
Is this like a sci fi book you're writing?

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