what a faggot

It's not like it's even a big deal lol

What sort of drinks/chemicals/black magic should I look into so I can stay awake until I get to crash at 2:00?

WASHINGTON—Busy dealing with important paperwork and other vice presidential duties in recent weeks, Dick Cheney was forced to put off until the last minute a cherished annual tradition: gift-shopping for his favorite holiday, 9/11.

"I looked at the calendar yesterday, and I couldn't believe my eyes—9/11 is almost here!" a rosy-cheeked Cheney said upon returning to the White House Sunday with two giant bags overflowing with gift-wrapped boxes and big red bows. "It's the most wonderful time of the year."

While Cheney is known by many to be cold and taciturn for the other 11 months of the year, those close to the vice president say there is something about the 9/11 season that puts a smile on his face and a spring in his step. Each Sept. 11 morning since 2001, Cheney has come to work donning a fireman costume and handed out small, thoughtful gifts to all White House staffers. In addition, at his home on 9/11 Eve, Cheney lays out large piles of presents for his children and grandchildren underneath the colorfully lit, six-foot-tall 9/11 towers that he sets up by the fireplace.

"I think I've outdone myself this year—I bought the president a box of cigars and a brand-new fountain pen, I got Condoleezza [Rice] a beautiful blue blazer, and for my wife [Lynne] I bought a diamond necklace, a new winter coat, and this neat little motorized airplane ornament to hang on the 9/11 towers," Cheney told reporters while perusing the windows of New York's famed Park Avenue shops. "And for [grandson] Samuel I bought about a million toys and games and 9/11 nutcrackers. I probably went a little bit overboard, but it's his first 9/11, and I want it to be as special as my first 9/11."

http://www.theonion.com/article/cheney-waits-until-last-minute-again-to-buy-sept-1-2521

At least someone knows how to celebrate

Quality show

"The newest children in a strange and uncertain cosmos should listen quietly for a long time, patiently learning about the universe and comparing notes, before shouting into an unknown jungle that we do not understand."

Do you agree with this? Is broadcasting our presence and location to deep space a good idea?

note that there's an objectively right answer

it's not a great situation

and this was the webpage I last had open

lol

it looks so weird

using epic in it's actual way: intense, big, and looming

Put a fucking option to have "don't use smiles" default checked, no one uses these gay emoticons anyway

I have to manually check that box everytime I want to do something with a regular looking emote, so make that have an option to be the default

my case speaks for itself admin team, get on it now

so deep

post things that you are literally scarily obsessed with


--Azula~
--Grey Delisle~
--Twin Peaks
--Coffee
--Regina Spektor*

I can't explain
You would not understand,
this is just how I am

when I was a child,
I caught a fleeting glimpse
...out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now