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I'm saving up for that Criterion collection.

The Flood / Re: This girl at work
« on: October 30, 2019, 05:46:03 PM »
Impossible, this girl Jono talked to isn’t a definitional sociopath.


Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 29, 2019, 08:04:50 PM »
Lol I just got an email inviting me to the PC flight for Reach.

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 27, 2019, 08:23:01 PM »
One day our paths will cross. I’m sorry for the continual bailing.

I've known and interacted with Napalm for like 6 years on the forums and yesterday was the first time we played Halo together.

The Flood / Re: halloween
« on: October 25, 2019, 08:11:40 AM »
Kids don't even trick or treat in my old neighborhood anymore, but I'm working this year so nothing I haven't already seen for the past two months.

The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Final Trailer
« on: October 24, 2019, 12:28:47 PM »

I hate Lucas for selling it to Disney but I want him back.

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 20, 2019, 12:12:34 PM »
Emergency came up, I probably won’t be on tomorrow either.

Shieet negro that's all you had to say

The Flood / Re: Ded site
« on: October 19, 2019, 01:47:41 AM »
What a bunch of horseshit.

Also, review Q.

not only that, but up to a certain point in the game as well

The Flood / Re: Ded site
« on: October 18, 2019, 03:44:57 PM »
Does require you to have played Destiny 2 to post on their forums?

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 15, 2019, 08:45:44 PM »
I work 5:15PM-1:45AM so if you catch me on around noonish hit me up.

What about this Sunday?

The Flood / Re: Joker movie (2019) - - - no mass shootings yet
« on: October 15, 2019, 05:53:15 PM »
It was a really good film, I actually found some parts difficult to watch though.

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 15, 2019, 05:52:11 PM »
I've been trying to play more, if you ever see me online send me a party invite. My days off are Monday/Tuesday so those are the best times. I should also note that I don't really initiate party invites myself.

When are you gonna play with me and Boomdeyadah? We next an extra guy to help out clean the filth of MCC BTB.

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 15, 2019, 10:44:17 AM »

Gaming / Re: blizzard & hong kong
« on: October 14, 2019, 11:52:45 PM »
HK Mei made the news in Hong Kong.

Blizzcon this year is going to be a glorious shit-show.

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 14, 2019, 10:32:07 PM »
I alternated between Officer and Field Marshal.

Still upset there was never an Honor Guard armor set.

what kind of elite armor did yall have in reach?

if wasnt spec ops, youre wrong

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 13, 2019, 11:07:38 PM »
correct, as halo is one of the dullest franchises in the history of FPS franchises. Seriously each episode following the space marine and his pals from the UNSC as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the slow gameplay, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of mechanics, all to make movement molasses, to make bullets seem magnetic.

Perhaps the die was cast when Bungie vetoed the idea of Apple funding the series; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for directx. The Halo series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Perfect Dark series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to with 343i.

>a-at least the single player was good though
The level design is dreadful; the single player was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time I went for a walk, the designer instead put an un-involved corridor in my path.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time a corridor was encountered. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Bungie's mind is so governed by cliches and flat topography that they have no other style of gameplay. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Halo by the same Jason West. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Halo at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Call of Duty." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Halo” you are, in fact, trained to play Call of Duty.

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 13, 2019, 12:35:37 AM »
Now you got me thinking about Optimatch Playlist forum and my old views of Halo 3 MM. It certainly has changed over the years. I'd gladly veto Team Slayer on The Pit (God I love The Pit) if it meant getting Team BRs on fucking Isolation.

Shoutout to all those retards in back in Social Slayer that wouldn't veto Team Slayer on Valhalla

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 12, 2019, 02:36:34 PM »
God I don’t think I’ve ranted enough about how absolutely SHIT AR starts are.

Gaming / Re: blizzard & hong kong
« on: October 11, 2019, 01:38:57 AM »
You got the basic gist of it. Blizzard banned a pro-Hearthstone player from competing next year for supporting the Hong Kong protests. This causes a huge amount of backlash from fans and they decide to boycott their games/burn their collections/chargeback their payments. To make matters worse, users are finding it a little hard to delete their Blizzard accounts and preventing payments from being canceled, creating an even bigger PR nightmare for Blizzard.

tell this dumb millennial the news

Serious / Re: Just fuck my Brexit up
« on: October 10, 2019, 10:32:05 AM »
Good show Ireland! This shit might actually happen in two weeks after all!

The Flood / Re: i tried sushi for the second time today
« on: October 06, 2019, 12:58:54 AM »

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 04, 2019, 12:50:45 PM »
I see that time has done little to deter players from spawn killing the offense team on Invasion on Breakpoint....

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 01, 2019, 11:13:43 PM »
I just got an email saying I was selected for the MCC Reach flight.


The Flood / Re: Didn’t get this high paying job I was interviewed for
« on: September 30, 2019, 03:43:43 PM »
Congrats, interviews are a bitch.

Serious / Re: Gun control works
« on: September 27, 2019, 06:17:26 PM »
Who’s advocating for it? Feinstein has been DESPERATE to reinstate her ban for literal decades, even before there was a hysteria on shootings. News reports are saying even Democrats aren’t really supporting it, if Feinstein is in charge I can see why.

OwO what's this, a new assault weapons ban in Congress? Probably won't amount to anything though.

The Flood / Re: The Definitive Guide to Making Anime Tolerable
« on: September 17, 2019, 06:59:14 PM »
Yugioh GX is the greatest anime ever and I will fight anyone who disagrees to the death.

I forgot what step we're at, so I'm calling this step 6:

Don't give your anime a bad title. If the title has something like a . or / or ZERO or GX or @ or & or random French words or words just stitched togher or whatever, just ditch it. Same goes for titles with just too many buzzwords or words altogether. This applies to all anime things, including manga and video games or other spinoffs.

Gaming / Re: Picked up Kingdom Hearts: The Story So Far
« on: September 16, 2019, 06:29:56 PM »
If you thought the plot to a convoluted anime was bad....

The Flood / Re: Story Time: Ian's Wild Ride [super long blog]
« on: September 13, 2019, 04:11:34 PM »
You’re entitled to think that Chally, yet as far as everyone except you and MAYBE her is concerned that has any credibility you’re wrong. You yourself said she had red flags and that should avoid even being friends with her. Either A. You were correct that she’s fucking crazy and I’m more innocent than you want to believe, or B. You think I’m a creep and you were wrong about her being batshit insane.

I mean, the situation is clearly A despite how much you want it to be B but you’re still wrong.

You go through the trouble of writing all this nonsense but you leave out the important details of you being a total creep to this poor girl.

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