>CURRENT YEAR
>Letting the Botnet infest your computer

Lol smh tbh fam

Hey, we'll bang okay?

Only okay? Not great? Then she needs a new man.

Tell her you'll bang okay?

It seems like there is a mutual interest with the current girl I'm aiming for. The downside is she's moving away, so it'd be a bit of a long distance thing. Not terribly far, but far enough visiting one another would take some planning. This is assuming all goes well and things go this course, but first impressions seem like we click pretty well.

Literally the same person, a bit more socially inept back then though.

Awful, my crush hasn't talked to me in days and I'm too terrified to message them after I already messaged them twice.I know they're busy with more important things in their life, but I always have something in the back of my mind telling me they're ignoring me or that they don't like me. I don't want to come off as this obsessive, stalker-like creep, but I feel like they're growing further away when I want to get closer. The last thing I want is to just be some name on their Facebook friends list, but I'm too afraid to tell them this because the paranoia.

what about you gays?

I'M NOT A FURRY YOU MISPLACED CUM SHOT!!

I don't know man, I'm not really into that furry stuff.

I know, and I don't disagree. It's painful to get silence from someone when you know chances are they read a message. All I can suggest is learn what happened this time to make better choices next time. Hopefully she'll reply back to you.

I'm gonna be the fucking McShit out of you I swear to Christ.

Is "sloth" furry slang for anal sex?

I didn't know Gaara444 was a furry. Gaara444, why didn't you tell us?

Would you find your child spitting mac and cheese into your face funny? I was told I supposedly did that to my dad when he was feeding me mac and cheese for the first time.

As a dad, this is FUNNY. Not a little but a lot.

Well manga is the source material for most anime so....

Manga is even more degenerate than anime, it seems.

The damn thing is pink up top and a pale skin colored on the shaft. If it's really fucking cold the cursed top goes purple on me.

How dark/light in shade is your dick?

Aigh, the coworker I bailed on was going crazy over the whole damn sloth thing a bit too much and was partially why I didn't go. Sure the scene was funny, but she's fucking obsessed with the damn animal so the closer it came to Thursday the more unbearable the sloth crap at work was getting.

the worst that happened in my theater was some kid shouting out a punch line that was already shown in a trailer

Procrastinating going to bed, contemplating calling in tomorrow.

My name is Vladimir Borisov.

I'm a 27 year old American Rusophile (Soviet fan for you capitalists). I work and Labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking Vodka and playing superior Soviet games (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis).

I train with my Avtomat Kalashnikova every day, this superior weapon can pierce through steel because it's been used for over fifty years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on Earth. I earned my Avtomat license two years ago and have been getting better every day.

I speak Russian fluently, both the drunk and sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their Vodka code which I follow 100%. When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moscow to attend a prestigious high school to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can became a laborer for Zavod Kalashnikova or a Vodka drinker!

I own several Soviet uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Well, wish me luck in Russia!

Dodged a real bullet not seeing that movie.