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« on: May 24, 2016, 10:01:03 AM »
ITT: Bullies
6242
« on: May 24, 2016, 09:54:55 AM »
Work all weekend.
Fri: 5pm-2am
Sat: 5pm-2am
Sun: 12pm-8pm
The good news is I filled out a priority sheet at work and I never have to work at the festering shit hole L&F ever again unless there's like three call ins or something. I get to stay at the store!
6243
« on: May 24, 2016, 09:38:54 AM »
Ayy can I have it too? I still have a system on my laptop that automatically up votes and downvotes certain people everyday
6244
« on: May 23, 2016, 07:00:04 PM »
God I hate you. True, you'd just speak from the heart. No need for writing.
6245
« on: May 23, 2016, 06:57:29 PM »
It's completely beneficial. The drug eroding away your skin is just trying to tell you your body doesn't need skin! Krokodil should be free for everyone to use tbh
6246
« on: May 23, 2016, 06:47:20 PM »
I'd drop dead before I write a poem for Das. Record yourself reciting a sensual poem you've written for DAS.
6247
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:48:47 PM »
>Soccer
6248
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:42:16 PM »
I don't wear glasses though.
And my hair has turned brown now.
6249
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:35:14 PM »
Fug Now I want chicken. Maybe I'll shower, get my haircut and grab some CFA today if I can muster up the motivation to do it. no it's actually grainy
Really good
6250
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:33:13 PM »
I look at their skin and feel like it would taste kind of rubbery.... chicken
So does fried snake
6251
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:32:36 PM »
ITT: Thunda being a creeper....as usual....
6252
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:31:36 PM »
>Trying to get a 15 year old to admit a preference for muzzies so you can have your cultural dream harem ABSOLUTELY HARAM lol I bet Ender has a crush on Slash
6253
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:30:25 PM »
If you're going to be playing Overwatch on a PC just don't buy Overwatch and play TF2. If you're not on PC then....
6254
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:28:35 PM »
What does gator taste like?
6255
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:22:15 PM »
Is there like an average scale for pain tolerance? Don't women have a higher threshold of pain tolerance?
6256
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:21:18 PM »
Look I absolutely hate the whole "Nothing tastes better than how skinny feels" bullshit, but fat-acceptance based on what? 500 year old culture from India is somehow treated like a good thing? Enjoy your heart failures and colon cancer. healthy at every size you filthy goy
6257
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:19:07 PM »
I miss the old Bionicle building systems. The new ones are too simple (and the prices went up). Not even, HF didn't have functions, and Hero Factory wasn't even that bad, Lego just wasted it's potential, mostly just to implement the new building system
6258
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:17:37 PM »
Muzzie cuck. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
6259
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:52:39 AM »
>Bionicle today is literally just Hero Factory 2.0 Time to kill myself. That's like asking if you're ever too old for Lego. Of course fuckin not
6260
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:51:27 AM »
Science is able to do crazy shit like reconstruct a damaged Uterus and transplant penises. Can't be too far off from giving one to a former male. You need to be born a female to have a baby because you need a fully functioning uterus n shit
6261
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:46:45 AM »
Spoiler This thread is a joke Endie, calm down. I eventually want a child when I grow up. I forget I'm talking to you cunts about babies. The same cunts who don't like them.
6262
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:45:21 AM »
Why not just get a C-section? Also now a days we have painkiller shit to give girls when they deliver
6263
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:44:53 AM »
They already have a kid, another would just be unnecessary pain and strain on resources. Remember folks, if you're not living on a farm, have as small a family as possible. Women would what to do it again because they get a kid from it, guys lose kids from it.
6264
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:43:29 AM »
I already said my cowlick was in the bangs you stupid shit. 
you_irl
6265
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:42:45 AM »
Verb understands the illogical mind of wanting to go through labor.
6266
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:37:45 AM »
Jesus it took you this long? I fucking hate the middle east now.
6267
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:36:05 AM »
I'm sure he didn't after you sent Ahkmed to Allahu Akbar him. The last guys that cared so much about skin, eye, and hair color didn't live that long.
6268
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:35:12 AM »
Upon extended time standing in a urinal, my mind wanders during the moments of bliss. It's at these times where some of my best cognitive works take form. Namely in this instance, the answer to the age old question:
Which is more painful: Going into labor or being kicked in the balls?
Well the answer is quite simple and easily: Being kicked in the balls.
Some may be baffled by this response, but I assure you that upon researching this with several males and females, this is the only correct answer. Upon questioning mothers whether or not they would be willing to have another child, I'll get answers such as "Of course" or if they don't something like "I don't have the money or time" whereas if I ask a man if they would ever want to be kicked in the balls again, it's a universal "No." If labor is so painful, there is no logical reason to want to go into it again which a conflicted number of women would say they do, whereas no man has ever said to me he wants to be kicked in the balls again.
I rest my case.
6269
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:29:59 AM »
This is very informative and I give the thread Ian's coveted seal of approval.
6270
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:28:33 AM »
Of course a muzzie like you would try to downsize superior genetics. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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