Having a child or kicked in the balls, more painful?

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Upon extended time standing in a urinal, my mind wanders during the moments of bliss. It's at these times where some of my best cognitive works take form. Namely in this instance, the answer to the age old question:

Which is more painful: Going into labor or being kicked in the balls?

Well the answer is quite simple and easily: Being kicked in the balls.

Some may be baffled by this response, but I assure you that upon researching this with several males and females, this is the only correct answer. Upon questioning mothers whether or not they would be willing to have another child, I'll get answers such as "Of course" or if they don't something like "I don't have the money or time" whereas if I ask a man if they would ever want to be kicked in the balls again, it's a universal "No." If labor is so painful, there is no logical reason to want to go into it again which a conflicted number of women would say they do, whereas no man has ever said to me he wants to be kicked in the balls again.

I rest my case.
Last Edit: May 23, 2016, 11:42:05 AM by Ian


 
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The fact that women are insane enough to want to go through childbirth repeatedly just means that they're insane.

That doesn't mean they're right.


 
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Women would what to do it again because they get a kid from it, guys lose kids from it.


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Verb understands the illogical mind of wanting to go through labor.


 
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The fact that women are insane enough to want to go through childbirth repeatedly just means that they're insane.

That doesn't mean they're right.
god forbid anyone wants to have a baby or two


 
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Also now a days we have painkiller shit to give girls when they deliver


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They already have a kid, another would just be unnecessary pain and strain on resources.

Remember folks, if you're not living on a farm, have as small a family as possible.

Women would what to do it again because they get a kid from it, guys lose kids from it.


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Why not just get a C-section?

Also now a days we have painkiller shit to give girls when they deliver


 
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They already have a kid, another would just be unnecessary pain and strain on resources.

Remember folks, if you're not living on a farm, have as small a family as possible.

Women would what to do it again because they get a kid from it, guys lose kids from it.
I forget I'm talking to you cunts about babies. The same cunts who don't like them.


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This thread is a joke Endie, calm down. I eventually want a child when I grow up.

I forget I'm talking to you cunts about babies. The same cunts who don't like them.


 
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Why not just get a C-section?

Also now a days we have painkiller shit to give girls when they deliver
I'm pretty sure that's only for emergency's but Ill ask my mom since she was a NICU nurse later


 
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This thread is a joke Endie, calm down. I eventually want a child when I grow up.

I forget I'm talking to you cunts about babies. The same cunts who don't like them.
I'm just saying 99% of the people on here hates babies it's weird


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hypothetically, could a trans person who's had a couple of operations experience both... maybe in the future with better technology. until then we can only dream
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god forbid anyone wants to have a baby or two
By the time you're old enough to raise children, you should've been given sufficient reason to dissuade you from ever wanting a kid, let alone more. The mentality of "I could do better" is presumptuous, arrogant, and irrational.

I mean, you're subjecting yourself to the worst pain imaginable, just to have a little parasite leeching off your resources. I really can't think of a better word than "insane" for that.


 
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hypothetically, could a trans person who's had a couple of operations experience both
You need to be born a female to have a baby because you need a fully functioning uterus n shit


 
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god forbid anyone wants to have a baby or two
By the time you're old enough to raise children, you should've been given sufficient reason to dissuade you from ever wanting a kid, let alone more. The mentality of "I could do better" is presumptuous, arrogant, and irrational.

I mean, you're subjecting yourself to the worst pain imaginable, just to have a little parasite leeching off your resources. I really can't think of a better word than "insane" for that.
Is it the concept of loving your kids foreign to you?


 
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hypothetically, could a trans person who's had a couple of operations experience both
You need to be born a female to have a baby because you need a fully functioning uterus n shit
yeah you caught me before the edit whoops


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Science is able to do crazy shit like reconstruct a damaged Uterus and transplant penises. Can't be too far off from giving one to a former male.

You need to be born a female to have a baby because you need a fully functioning uterus n shit


 
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Science is able to do crazy shit like reconstruct a damaged Uterus and transplant penises. Can't be too far off from giving one to a former male.

You need to be born a female to have a baby because you need a fully functioning uterus n shit
Maybe, but you need to connect everything just right man.


 
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Is it the concept of loving your kids foreign to you?
No, but just because you love your kids doesn't change the fact that they're parasites that you'd be better off without.

There are people who name their tumors, and don't want to be cured, because they've grown attached to them.

It's like... okay, I guess?


 
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Is it the concept of loving your kids foreign to you?
No, but just because you love your kids doesn't change the fact that they're parasites that you'd be better off without.

There are people who name their tumors, and don't want to be cured, because they've grown attached to them.

It's like... okay, I guess?
Well I cant talk from experience, but Id say it'd have to do with "I love having a small baby" and just feel accomplished and proud when they grow up and go to college.


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Don't women have a higher threshold of pain tolerance?

So yeah, it kind of is objectively more painful to be hit in the balls.


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Is there like an average scale for pain tolerance?

Don't women have a higher threshold of pain tolerance?


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
Also now a days we have painkiller shit to give girls when they deliver
They drill into your spine to administer those meds. Essentially a spinal tap. It can have long lasting effects and leave you with back problems.

My sister had it done and I don't recall her ever saying it was worth it.


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Also now a days we have painkiller shit to give girls when they deliver
So giving birth almost doesn't hurt at all.

Men are truly superior in every way.

Thank you for agreeing with my opinion.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Giving birth.


 
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Don't women have a higher threshold of pain tolerance?

So yeah, it kind of is objectively more painful to be hit in the balls.
that's like saying a binge-eating 500 pound obese guy has a healthy intake of calories, when you account for the fact that it takes a lot longer to fill his stomach than the average person

except that's stupid


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Don't women have a higher threshold of pain tolerance?

So yeah, it kind of is objectively more painful to be hit in the balls.
I'm not sure that is entirely correct. I think it varies significantly from person to person. I have a very low threshold for pain, but a very high tolerance for pain medication. So like...super sucky since I would like to have children.

To kind of answer the "insanity" of wanting to have a child, I can tell you that there truly is a biological drive that is urging me to produce little parasites that eat, cry, shit, completely ruin my downstairs, and use up all my money.