review interspecies reviwer

its right up your alley

Okay, I just watched the first episode.

This is a show about a couple of degenerates in a fantasy setting who go from brothel to brothel to fuck as many anthropomorphic animal girls and monster girls as possible, posting reviews about their experiences all the while. It's surprisingly explicit, even for an ecchi show, but it's all just supposed to be funny, I guess. There's a lot of epic gamer jokes thrown in to appeal to the nerdy RPG crowd, and absolutely nothing is taken seriously (as one would hope).

Clearly, this is one of those "take it or leave it" kind of shows, where it's pretty much as enjoyable as you want it to be. If you're a 12-year-old zoomer, you'll find the show hilarious. If you're a normie, you'll be confused and disturbed. If you're a porn addict, then it's probably too boring and vanilla for you, but you'll masturbate to it anyway, because an orgasm is an orgasm. If you're a feminist, it will disgust and offend you.

Shows like this, where you can accurately predict exactly how certain types of people will react to them just by reading off the premise, are extremely fucking boring to me, because there's very little room for discussion. You either like the show because it gets your rocks off, or you don't because it doesn't. There's virtually no way to dissuade someone from watching a show like this if they've already latched themselves onto the premise, and on the same token, there's virtually no way to persuade someone like me into believing it has any merit or value whatsoever.

The fact that the show doesn't try to be anything more than what it is is somewhat respectable, but that's not something I feel inclined to give it any points for—nor do I feel inclined to give it points for anything else. I won't complain about how asinine the plot is, because that's the whole point—but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Naturally, this extends to the characters as well, who are all dogshit.

The art style is atrocious, which is a big problem in a show that's trying to be sexually titillating, and for a comedy, it's not even a little bit funny. I can only laugh at the idea that any of the show's jokes are supposed to be funny—and if that's the intent, I still don't consider that a good thing, because it's a kind of laughter that comes from a place of annoyance and exasperation and hatred, rather than a place of genuine enjoyment or appreciation.

A person who enjoys a show like this is a person I will never understand.

0/10

take THAT, shitty japanese cartoon that i don't have to watch

Quote from: Verbatim on March 17, 2020, 11:26:27 AM

Quote from: Twitchyloner on March 17, 2020, 04:48:26 AM

Dude, what's your book about?

it's like an anti-coming of age story about the struggle for a small town introvert to grow up, be an adult, and connect with the modern world, told primarily through a series of quiet and ephemeral moments on the bus during his various commutes

not the most exciting premise in the world, but it's supposed to be a very raw and moody and psychologically troubling story that doesn't really do a lot for you on a moment-to-moment basis, but sticks in your head long after you've finished reading it, and makes you wanna take a long cold shower aftewards (or just cry)

it's basically looking like a fictionalized autobiography at this point, but i'm working on introducing elements that stray from my own personal experience, which is challenging yet fulfilling

Am I in it?

i could probably work you in somewhere

Dude, what's your book about?

it's like an anti-coming of age story about the struggle for a small town introvert to grow up, be an adult, and connect with the modern world, told primarily through a series of quiet and ephemeral moments on the bus during his various commutes

not the most exciting premise in the world, but it's supposed to be a very raw and moody and psychologically troubling story that doesn't really do a lot for you on a moment-to-moment basis, but sticks in your head long after you've finished reading it, and makes you wanna take a long cold shower aftewards (or just cry)

it's basically looking like a fictionalized autobiography at this point, but i'm working on introducing elements that stray from my own personal experience, which is challenging yet fulfilling

Quote from: nͫiͤcͫeͤ on March 16, 2020, 11:29:09 PM

review interspecies reviwer

its right up your alley

Verb doesn't review hentai though

i also don't watch shows that are ongoing, but i could just do it anyway for the memes

besides video games, this'll give me a bit more time to make some headway on my book

i've been having up-and-down periods with it lately, where i'm thinking either "this is gonna be the greatest book ever written" or "wow literally nobody is going to read this let alone enjoy it lmao" which sucks but that's the way it be

if it ends up being a failure, and i struggle to do anything else in life and die a loser because all i know how to do is write, i'm glad that it won't be entirely my fault, because the world is sort of falling apart right now anyway (even after coronavirus clears up, we're still getting four more years of trump)

Verbatim you need to get some sunlight

i live in a frozen wasteland

i wonder what sobering realities will be explored in the next epis--

>it's a todd episode

never mind, fuck this show

i've developed a newfound respect for college professors who were able to convert their syllabi to an online format so swiftly

because of the destiny 2 requirement, i wouldn't be able to even if i wanted

i require music to fantasize choking nihilists to death to

I'm a trans man.

oh okay, gotcha

well this sure sucked, but it's not over yet

Entire Metal Gear series (i've only beaten the original MSX2 game)
Entire Kingdom Hearts series (because i fucking hate myself)
Entire Final Fantasy series (at least up to VII anyway, so i can feel at least somewhat hype for the remake)
Entire Persona series (still need to beat the first one because it sucks giant donkey balls)
Chrono Trigger
Fallout 1 & 2
i still wanna beat everything available on the NES and SNES emulator service for NSO

oh, and Nier

tried to find it for you but all google gave me was that No Doubt song at the mention of the term "spiderweb"

yep, it's a PC all right