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Gaming / Re: It's a fucking glorified expansion pack
« on: May 18, 2017, 02:13:12 PM »
i mean, when you come down to it, that's pretty much what a sequel is

a glorified expansion pack

that's kind what it's supposed to be, even

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Gaming / Re: BB's list of games I need to play
« on: May 18, 2017, 12:13:42 PM »
People have reccommended Heavy Rain and Beyond Two Souls. Can anyone confirm?
They're both good as sources of amusement and mockery but bad in pretty much every other regard.
SHAUN

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The Flood / Re: RIP Chris Cornell, 51
« on: May 18, 2017, 11:47:08 AM »

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The Flood / Re: RIP Chris Cornell, 51
« on: May 18, 2017, 11:05:23 AM »
Cobain, Staley, Weiland, Cornell—that just leaves Eddie Vedder, and I don't even like Pearl Jam that much. :'(

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reminder that impeachment isn't enough to get him out of office

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The Flood / Re: RIP Chris Cornell, 51
« on: May 18, 2017, 10:19:53 AM »
What? How?
They think it's suicide, but no one knows for sure. It was just hours after a show, too.

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How hard will you cry when he's out of office?
Would we be crying just as badly when Mike "Like it in the crapper? You get the zapper" Pence replaces Trump?
Pence is worse than Trump, but at least he's not a living meme. I won't have to be fucking EMBARRASSED to live in a country where people call Donald Trump their president.
>embarrassed of being American
Nothing is more embarrassing.

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How hard will you cry when he's out of office?
Would we be crying just as badly when Mike "Like it in the crapper? You get the zapper" Pence replaces Trump?
Pence is worse than Trump, but at least he's not a living meme. I won't have to be fucking EMBARRASSED to live in a country where people call Donald Trump their president.

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Once Trump was elected, if your political beliefs did not instantly default to "game over, we should just kill everybody," then you're not a rational person.

None of this should have ever happened, and if you're part of the reason it did, you should be destroyed.

#NotMyPresident

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The Flood / Re: Anarchy when?
« on: May 18, 2017, 05:37:02 AM »
probably fourth of july

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How hard will you cry when he's out of office?

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The Flood / Re: Netflix Announces Witcher TV Series
« on: May 17, 2017, 01:05:24 PM »
disgusting

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The Flood / Re: Post your favorite video game
« on: May 17, 2017, 11:41:07 AM »

i actually want to find this and play it with somebody

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>My Crystal Beast deck will never be viable again

Feels bad man. Guess I'll just keep working on my Mewtwo deck in Pokemon.
Jeez I dont see how you can stand the pokemon TCG. I played that online just yesterday and it was a clusterfuck of RNG.
One guy did nothing but confuse my Pokemon and then dropped a bunch of cards on his pokemon so that even if my attacks did go through, they did nothing, so what resulted was about 40 minnutes waiting for my pokemon just to knock themselves out.
like mario kart, it's fun if you embrace the RNG

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The Flood / Re: Post your favorite video game
« on: May 17, 2017, 08:57:21 AM »
Thanks My Favorite Video Games Is This



It Is Pretty Good I Used To Play With My Sister A Lot Sorry For Bad English

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The Flood / Re: Top 10 films of all time thread
« on: May 17, 2017, 04:32:49 AM »
Lot of Scorsese in this thread
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What would be your ranking out of his films that you've seen
goodfellas > taxi driver > the wolf of wall street > casino > the departed > raging bull > cape fear > the aviator > the last temptation of christ > gangs of new york > the color of money > the age of innocence > after hours

i still need to see shutter island, hugo, mean streets, king of comedy, and some of his earlier shit

i need to rewatch silence before i rank it objectively

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The Flood / Re: Top 10 films of all time thread
« on: May 17, 2017, 04:12:31 AM »
Lot of Scorsese in this thread
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The Flood / Re: how to overcome an obsession
« on: May 17, 2017, 02:19:17 AM »
It was a joke.
oh

either it's 3 AM or there was no indication of that being a joke whatsoever

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The Flood / Re: how to overcome an obsession
« on: May 17, 2017, 02:18:17 AM »
Can't be obsessed with a romantic patner if you never had a romantic partner in the first place
i mean, people get lonely though

like, really really lonely

not necessarily talking about me, but i know some desperate motherfuckers who've never had a GF—and literally all they want in life is a GF. so i mean

i don't know where you're coming from here by saying this

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The Flood / Re: Morals are an ethereal thing
« on: May 16, 2017, 08:47:24 PM »
i just realized what you're referencing lmao
about time someone got it, jeez

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The Flood / Re: Top 10 films of all time thread
« on: May 16, 2017, 07:15:56 PM »
I need to rewatch 28 Days Later, I think. I saw it WAY younger than I should have.

Weeks Later, too—that one really fucked me up.

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The Flood / Re: Top 10 films of all time thread
« on: May 16, 2017, 06:46:13 PM »
10. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban



Say what you will—I do feel like a schmuck for putting this here, because I'm well-aware that the Harry Potter films aren't exactly masterpieces, and that they're kind of childish. But I don't really care—these movies take me back to a much happier time, when life was still fun, exciting, magical, and mysterious. But from a technical and narrative standpoint, Prisoner of Azkaban is probably the best one.

The franchise is well-renowned for its robust characters and strong performances, and Prisoner of Azkaban swings with the best of them—Daniel Radcliffe gives what is probably his most inspired performance in the series, which, of course, is supported by a bevy of other splendid actors, such as Gary Oldman, David Thewlis, and Alan Rickman (RIP).

It also has the coolest utilization of time travel in all of fiction (which is later fucking ruined by the Cursed Child), where everything that occurs takes place in a deterministic, self-fulfilling loop—which lends itself to many, many clever little narrative tricks and details for those who are paying attention.

Alfonso Cuaron's virtuosic direction is on full display here; there are some beautiful, beautiful shots in this movie, plenty of which contain some stunning imagery that I'll never forget.



9. The Dark Knight



This is the last guilty pleasure on my list. Though indisputably overrated, this is, without a doubt, the best superhero movie of all time, and the only one that's ever transcended the dreaded "capeshit" label. It's a genuine, bona fide, thematically-layered film that can actually be taken seriously AS a film—although, perhaps less so, because of all the memes. But at least the memes haven't mangled the film to the point where you can't take it seriously whatsoever.

I've heard some people say that Heath Ledger's Joker carries the whole movie, but I don't think that's fair to say. Sure, it's the greatest portrayal of the Joker of all time. Everybody knows that. But that doesn't mean he's all the movie has to offer. What if I said that Darth Vader carries Empire? People would go insane.

I actually honestly prefer Two-face. I find the tragedy surrounding his character a lot more interesting, and his moral compass resonates with me a lot. Aaron Eckhart also gives the performance of his life, but he's overshadowed so hard by Mr. J in this movie that I think a lot of people don't give him enough credit.

There's nothing more I can say about this movie that hasn't been said too often already, so I'll leave it there.

8. Reservoir Dogs



Hands down, Quentin Tarantino's best movie. He's yet to top it.

Acting, characters, cinematography, dialogue, narrative structure, themes—everything about this movie appeals to me so much, it's almost as though it was made specifically for me. It's so quotable—every single character has their own scumbag view of life, and the dialogue is so sharp and witty that, in the deepest recesses of your mind, you can't help but agree with some of the things they're saying about society (Mr. Pink's rant about tipping comes to mind).

It's a classic, simple movie that never cease to be entertaining. Out of all the movies on this list, I've probably seen this one the most often. It's definitely one of the most "watchable."

7. The Deer Hunter



Most of you probably haven't seen this one, but if you're into war movies, it's definitely a must-see. Not only is this the best Vietnam war movie; it's probably the best war movie period. Apocalypse Now and All Quiet on the Western Front come close, but it blows Full Meme-l Jacket out of the fucking water.

Robert de Niro is fucking awesome, and Christopher Walken gives the best performance in his career.

It's a slowburner; three hours long, and requires a lot of patience, but it pays off big time. It's well-known for having a few extremely tense Russian roulette scenes. That's all I really want to say about it, assuming you haven't already seen it. Go watch it.

6. Trainspotting



Mordo already discussed what makes this movie great, so I don't want to echo them here.

5. The Godfather



No explanation needed.

4. Stand By Me



Based on Stephen King's The Body (a book I'm still yet to read), this is the first R-rated movie I've ever seen, and the first one I've ever called my "personal favorite." It's been surpassed by several films now, but it still holds a special place in my heart—and in the #4 spot.

This movie is my essence. It is the quintessential coming-of-age story—a subgenre that I'm quite fond of, having only recently gone over that hump myself. I identify with our four lead boys in so many different ways; no movie has better captured the essence of what it's like to grow out of your childhood. The acting is so real.

Some may find its misty-eyed sentimentality to be a little trite and hard to bear, but I think that's sort of half the point, because that's pretty much how kids are—especially when they're growing up.

This movie has sort of become a classic over the years, so if you haven't seen it already, shame on you.

3. Goodfellas



Mordo saves me another explanation. It may not be my favorite movie, but it's goddamn close. Scorsese is a god.

2. Requiem for a Dream



What's that?

A movie directed by Darren Aronofsky themed around the dangers of addiction that mercilessly beats you over the head with a "don't do drugs" message until you're too emotionally shaken to fall asleep because of how depressed the movie made you?

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

Couple that with Aronofsky's breathtakingly clever editing, Clint Mansell's excellent score (if you're capable of taking Lux Aeterna seriously), and excellent performances by the entire cast—special mentions to Ellen Burstyn and Jennifer Connelly—and you have one of my favorite movies of all time.

1. Fight Club



No surprises here.

By no means is this the greatest movie of all time—it's just my personal favorite, and perhaps always will be. It just resonates with me to my core, and it's often the first movie I ever recommend to people if they haven't already seen it.

The convenient thing about this movie is that anyone can like it, yet that doesn't dilute its quality any.

It's so stylish, and anti-corporate themes give me a massive boner. This is the movie that solidified David Fincher as my favorite director. He hasn't made anything that wasn't fantastic (Alien 3 doesn't count).

And that's my (super tentative and slightly rushed) list.



Honorable mentions: The Goonies, Scarface

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Gaming / Re: They finally did it
« on: May 16, 2017, 01:45:37 PM »
Why won't this franchise just fucking die already? I grew up with Sonic, but this series jumped the shark maybe 15 years ago.
if you don't think this looks dope as fuck, you're not on enough layers of irony

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The Flood / Re: Morals are an ethereal thing
« on: May 16, 2017, 01:35:56 PM »
If you look at the nature, animals often beat each other. So moral is more like to prevent that between humans. Like - you heed to shit, you do that on the street because you don't care, and then someone shoots you in the head because of the smell. Having moral you wouldn't shit and so you would save your life. It's simple
For Your Health

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note that i do not sign off on the use of ableist terminology there (ive stopped using the r word)
now when will you drop the misogyny

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Can we just impeach Trump and get Mike 'zapem' Pence in as leader already? I don't approve of the guy at all, but at least he's not a complete retard.
what has led you to believe that mike pence is anything but a complete retard

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The Flood / Re: What's so good about Citizen Kane
« on: May 16, 2017, 12:58:21 PM »
It's shitty
fuck up you didn't even watch the whole thing

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The Flood / Re: In case people want to see the whole convo
« on: May 16, 2017, 12:02:21 PM »
dae keep confusing carson for slash

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Gaming / They finally did it
« on: May 16, 2017, 11:45:20 AM »
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I'm Not Sonic, I'm My Own Original Character:

THE GAME

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The Flood / Re: What's so good about Citizen Kane
« on: May 16, 2017, 11:32:07 AM »
Much about the way movies are filmed now can be attributed to how Citizen Kane was filmed. Its narrative structure and cinematography BROKE NEW GROUND™ and are still a marvel to watch to this day, especially considering it was made in the early 40s. Orson Welles is one of the biggest reasons why film is considered an art form.

Don't go into it thinking it's supposed to be the best movie ever, though. You'll just end up hating it.

What it really is is a great film made in an era where nothing else was all that great. It transcended the schlock of its day and stood the test of time reasonably well. It's an 8/10.

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