what's your favorite suicide method

jesus christ

I'm so hyped that Shiz is back and on a tear. I love watching old-school players face up against the new shit.

Melee has been giving me a lot of headaches lately, though. There's so many issues in the meta right now that need to be addressed.

- should wobbling be banned
- should 8 minutes turn to 6 minutes
- should there be a ledge grab limit
- should modded controllers with wavedash and/or shield drop notches be banned
- should alternative controllers like the smashbox be legal
- should midset coaching be allowed
- between the three NTSC discs and the PAL disc, should there be a one version standard, and which one
- should nintendo bother making melee HD

i don't even play the game competitively, and this shit drives me crazy just thinking about it

HAHAHAHAHA

good luck

You sound nothing like I expected you would.

what did you expect me to sound like

$20 ain't bad for one of your favorite games tbh

not bad at all

unless he's concerned that buying it without a discount will communicate to steam that it never needs to be discounted because people will just buy it anyway or something

welcome to my poorly edited and extremely bloated Answers Part 2 video: Oops I Didn't Mean to Make it This Long Edition

here's the thread i took the questions from

if you don't want to watch a 40-minute video all the way through, here are the time codes for each individual question:

(i even went out of my way to categorize them)


"Favorite" questions:

3:34 - (Batch) What is your favorite color?
6:20 - (Aria) What is your favorite fruit?
7:15 - (Vien) What is your favorite part of the Sangheili anatomy?
8:52 - (Alphy) What was your favorite subject in school?
23:47 - (Azure) Who is your favorite book author?
27:06 - (Dietrich) What is your favorite meme?
27:12 - (Dietrich) Who is your favorite user to argue with?
33:40 - (Solonoid) What is your favorite Donald Trump policy?
34:29 - (Flee) What is your favorite experience and/or area in Dark Souls?
35:29 - (Flee) What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
36:26 - (Flee) What is your favorite pony from MLP?

Sep7agon:

24:36 - (TBlocks) Which three Sep7agon users would you like to meet in person?
27:12 - (Dietrich) Who is your favorite user to argue with?
28:00 - (Dietrich) How often do you lie about your beliefs just to win an argument?
28:48 - (Dietrich) Are you and Aria shacking up and time soon?

My personal life:

0:35 - (Batch) How is your driving prowess?
1:22 - (Batch) Have you ever felt love?
5:53 - (Batch) Who would you go gay for?
9:40 - (Desty) Are you a working man who wakes up early and pays his taxes?
12:38 - (Meta) How do you get through the hard times in life?
14:37 - (Meta) Has somebody ever broken your heart?
17:27 - (Fatherly) Have you ever been abroad?
18:02 - (Fatherly) If a member from here offered to buy you a ticket, would you consider going to them? [sic]
25:16 - (Dietrich) Do you ever have rape fantasies?
29:17 - (Dietrich) What's the angriest you've ever been?
33:00 - (Dietrich) What's the happiest you've ever been?

Opinions and beliefs:

4:20 - (Batch) What would you do if you got somebody pregnant?
6:48 - (Aria) Is suicide a reasonable action?
8:10 - (Stroud) Where would you go if you could move anywhere?
12:38 - (Meta) How do you get through the hard times in life?
14:37 - (Meta) Has somebody ever broken your heart?
19:10 - (Snake) Thoughts on animal testing?
22:19 - (Snake) Did Trent Reznor have anything to do with the Marilyn Manson's missing master tapes?
25:38 - (Dietrich) How do you feel about trigger warnings?
33:40 - (Solonoid) What is your favorite Donald Trump policy?

Video games:

2:48 - (Batch) Have you played Dark Souls II?
7:09 - (Aria) DARK SOULS WHEN?
11:14 - (Catzilla) Have you ever played Metal Slug?
34:29 - (Flee) What is your favorite experience and/or area in Dark Souls?

Miscellaneous:

11:06 - (Wookie) Have you ever been fingered by a hunky Muslim man? [sic]
16:08 - (Doom) What is the largest object you've ever suplexed?
17:21 - (Tru) Peel me?
18:50 - (Lord Ruler) If I ever came to your house, what kind of adventures could we go on?
23:14 - (challenger) If I let you shoot my shotgun, do you promise not to go on a rampage?
33:35 - (Dietrich) What will it take for me to get in them jeans?
33:51 - (Desty) What is on your wishlist?
34:02 - (Mojo) would u meet up with me at the ish peming welcome sign?
34:18 - (Doom) How many fingers can you fit in your bellybutton?

Part 1 (pls no watch)
Part 1.5

no matter how hard you try to meme it, this will never be a bad piece of dialogue

she's not wrong though, the ring goes on the left hand

it isn't optional

the fucked up thing is that i never even disputed this

but since this happened, i made a mental note to place the ring on her right hand (should the time ever come)

steam has no games

My voice is deeper than yours.

my understanding of the world is deeper than yours

it's just an existential phase, you'll get past it

do they usually last seven or eight years

because normally i don't either

this was the first time i've ever been so galvanized by a dream to do anything, and i'm glad it happened

Oops, I was gone for a very long time.

welcome back