you're not real

Justin Bieber

https://mynintendonews.com/2017/12/08/uk-retailer-game-says-pokemon-crystal-coming-to-nintendo-3ds-virtual-console/

i'm rock hard right now

Move Xenoblade and Virgin Emblem Buttom Mashers to don't bother.

as much as i despise them, i'd be lying if i said i didn't see their appeal from a pure gameplay standpoint

sonic adventure 2

i beat all the stories but i'm working on all 180 emblems

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i remember playing that game as a kid

i thought i'd do super well on a level, and then the game would give me a C

is it that hard, or was i just bad

Wow, my palate is as round as they come, thank you very much. Just not too big on weebshit and overly infantile stuff (both of which are Nintendo staples). Sonic has just never been my thing because of the semi "on rails" gameplay (the emphasis on constant but very linear speed always gave me that impression) and Splatoon looks like a brightly colored and casual third person shooter with nothing special going for it that'd get me to play it more than a few games. I tried the first one on display at a game store and felt done with it after one match.

Console sounds about what I expected. Anything about a new Smash Bros or Pokemon?

all we know about pokémon is that the next generation is guaranteed to be on the switch, but it's still about a year away

as for smash, we don't know much at all—recently, there was a system update which made it so you could play with a gamecube controller, which tipped a lot of people off that smash for switch was on the horizon, but nintendo then went on to state that this wasn't actually intentional and was merely a happy accident

you might like the fact that doom is on the system, and that it plays much better than you'd expect (not that i've played it—i'm going by the word of others), but not if you can't deal with anything other than k+m

which sonic games have you played, out of curiosity

what is it with you fucking people and iron maiden

i like them too but what the fuck

Splatoon and Sonic? Never liked any of the Sonic games and the first platoon looked awful to me. Why are they must-haves? And what about the console itself?

"must-have" assumes you have a well-rounded palate; splatoon 2 and sonic mania are fucking dope and have received universal acclaim, but if you're not into either franchise, you can skip them—but that doesn't leave you with a whole lot

the console itself has its follies, but i think it's pretty great overall, principally because of the sheer utility of being able to take it on the go, and the seamless transition between the two states is pretty fucking revolutionary

you might not like the joycons—in fact, i expect you to hate them—because they're VERY small, but they get the job done once you get used to them, and being able to sit in any position you want while playing is very nice

the biggest problems with it are the extremely fragile screen, which would probably rank a 2 on moh's hardness scale, the asinine placement of the AC adapator port (directly under the machine), and the chintzy little kickstand they give you is an absolute joke

i would recommend waiting a bit longer for more games to come out, if zelda and mario alone aren't enough

Dunno how Zelda was even nominated for best art considering they've basically done the same style thing for the last few installments.

um

No

hey, soul calibur 6 is pretty cool i guess

oh it's still going on

someone told me about the zelda shit though, i'm pumped

Don't know what FFXV is doing in Best RPG considering it came out last year.

because by the time ff15 was out, the nominees for 2016 had already been decided

fuck cooking instructions honestly

all i should have to look out for is TWO NUMBERS

>350 degrees
>20 minutes

THAT IS ALL THE INFORMATION THAT I NEED

WHY IS IT EVER LIKE "cook for 10 minutes and then flip them over and then put them back in for another 10 minutes"

JUST GIVE ME ONE FUCKING NUMBER BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS GONNA AUTOMATICALLY STOP AT "10"

Doki Doki Literature Club

what is this meme

whatever