>no mention of outlaw star or cowboy Bebop

Do you even anime?

as a matter of fact: no

what the flaming cunt is this garbage

I thought they nerfed her

yeah, but it didn't end up mattering a whole lot

she's still at the top, won EVO and everything

it IS very odd that flee is able to tolerate dragon ball

probably a childhood thing

but verb

you've caught it too

aw shucks

i mean, he is

liking anime is an illness

i'm finna have the best 3x3 ever

I can't tell if it's serious or not

Like you seem to have put effort into this so should I respond

what makes you think i'm not serious

no explanations required or anything, just give numbers to things

fun!

all you need to know about how i rate games:

- i tend not to use decimals in order to force myself to be as hardline as possible
- i try my best to balance subjectivity with objectivity, mixing personal opinion with the game's undeniable accomplishments
- every game starts at 5/10 when i first play it, and goes up or down depending on how i'm feeling about it
- i choose not to give 10/10s like candy in order to reserve them for games that are truly special (same goes with 0/10)
- 6/10s are not bad, but decent; the threshold for badness is below 5/10
- 8/10+ is where you want to be
- games released before the year 1990 are exempt from my /10 scale and get 0-4 stars instead, where (****) = a beyond-classic game that is still worth popping in to this day, and ( ) = no stars, which is basically just "shitty game; don't play it" (basically, receiving any stars at all is a good thing)

a lot of people really hate assigning numbers to things, whereas i personally get off to it

i've been meaning to make a video series (or something) where i autistically ramble about the greatness of rating scales and how they're really only as arbitrary as you want them to be

i don't usually play games i dislike to completion, so you're not gonna see many low scores

if the game cannot be "beaten," like Space Invaders, then i go by whether i played it long enough to get the idea

also my list is probably not comprehensive, i'm just going by memory, but i will update it over time as i see fit

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Title	Year of release	System I played it on	Rating	Notes
Adventure	1980	Atari 2600	***
Altered Beast	1988	Genesis
Amazing Island	2004	GameCube	7/10
Animal Crossing	2001	GameCube	8/10
Asteroids	1979	Atari 2600	**	not a fan, sans vector graphics
Balloon Fight	1984	NES	***
Battle Arena Toshinden	1995	Sega Saturn	5/10
Borderlands	2009	PS3	8/10
Breakout	1976	Atari 2600	***
Bully	2006	PS2	8/10
Castlevania	1986	NES	****	probably the best NES game
Chocobo Racing	1999	PS1	4/10
Columns	1989	Genesis	***
Comix Zone	1995	Genesis	8/10
Contra	1987	NES	****
Crazy Taxi	1999	Dreamcast	6/10
Crystalis	1990	NES	9/10	the most underrated NES game
Donkey Kong	1981	NES	**
Donkey Kong Country	1994	SNES	7/10
Dr. Mario	1990	NES	6/10	it ain't no Tetris
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine	1993	Genesis	8/10
Duck Hunt	1984	NES	*
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial	1982	Atari 2600	*	there are far worse games
Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring	1998	PS1	7/10
Excitebike	1984	NES	**
Fallout 3	2008	PS3	6/10
Flicky	1984	Genesis	***
Gauntlet	1985	NES
Gauntlet: Dark Legacy	2000	PS2	7/10
Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows	2005	PS2	4/10
Half-Life 2	2004	PS3	8/10
Halo: Combat Evolved	2001	Xbox	5/10
Infamous	2009	PS3	8/10
Jade Cocoon: Story of the Tamamayu	1998	PS1	8/10
Jak & Daxter	2001	PS2	6/10
Jak II	2003	PS2	8/10
Kid Chameleon	1992	Genesis	6/10
Killer Instinct	1995	SNES	8/10
Kirby's Dream Land	1992	Game Boy	5/10
Kirby's Adventure	1993	NES	8/10
Kirby Super Star	1996	SNES	9/10
Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil	2001	PS2	9/10
Kung-Fu	1985	NES	***
LittleBigPlanet	2008	PS3	9/10
LittleBigPlanet 2	2011	PS3	9/10
Little Nemo the Dream Master	1990	NES	8/10
Mario Bros.	1983	NES	**
Mario Kart Double Dash!!	2003	GameCube	6/10
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe	2014	Nintendo Switch	8/10
Mario Kart 64	1996	N64	6/10
Mario Kart Wii	2008	Wii	5/10
Mario Paint	1992	SNES	8/10
Mega Man	1987	NES	***
Mega Man 2	1988	NES	***
Metroid	1986	NES	***	Super Metroid invalidates it
Metroid II: Return of Samus	1991	Game Boy	7/10
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!	1987	NES	****
Minecraft	2009	PC	8/10
Minesweeper	1989	PC	****	probably the best PC game
Mortal Kombat	1992	Genesis	4/10
Mortal Kombat II	1993	Genesis	5/10
Ms. Pac-Man	1996	SNES	9/10
NBA Jam	1994	SNES	7/10
New Super Mario Bros.	2006	Nintendo DS	6/10
New Super Mario Bros. Wii	2009	Wii	5/10
Nintendogs	2005	Nintendo DS	8/10
Pac-Man	1980	NES	****
Pac-Man World 2	2002	PS2	7/10
Paperboy	1984	NES	*
Paper Mario	2000	N64	8/10
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door	2004	GameCube	9/10
Pokémon Black & White	2010	Nintendo DS	8/10
Pokémon Colosseum	2003	GameCube	4/10
Pokémon Crystal	2001	Game Boy Color	9/10
Pokémon Diamond & Pearl	2006	Nintendo DS	7/10
Pokémon Emerald	2004	Game Boy Advance	8/10
Pokémon FireRed & LeafGreen	2004	Game Boy Advance	8/10
Pokémon Gold & Silver	1999	Game Boy Color	8/10
Pokémon HeartGold & SoulSilver	2009	Nintendo DS	6/10
Pokémon Pinball	1999	Game Boy Color	7/10
Pokémon Red & Blue	1996	Game Boy	6/10
Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire	2002	Game Boy Advance	8/10
Pokémon Snap	1999	N64	9/10
Pokémon Stadium	1998	N64	7/10
Pokémon Stadium 2	2000	N64	7/10
Pokémon Trading Card Game	1998	Game Boy Color	9/10
Pokémon Yellow	1998	Game Boy	7/10
Pong	1972	Atari 2600	***
Portal	2007	PS3	8/10
Pro Wrestling	1987	NES	***
Q*bert	1982	NES	***
Qix	1981	Game Boy	***
Ratchet & Clank	2002	PS2	8/10
Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time	2009	PS3	9/10
Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction	2007	PS3	7/10
Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando	2003	PS2	9/10
Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal	2004	PS2	9/10
Ratchet: Deadlocked	2005	PS2	6/10
Ratchet: Size Matters	2007	PSP	5/10
Resistance: Fall of Man	2006	PS3	8/10
Resistance: 2	2008	PS3	8/10
Sesame Street: 1-2-3	1989	NES		the first game i ever played
Shining Force	1992	Genesis	8/10
Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga	2004	PS2	5/10
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle	2001	GameCube	4/10
Sonic & Knuckles	1994	Genesis	8/10
Sonic CD	1993	Sega CD	9/10
Sonic R	1997	Sega Saturn	6/10	guilty pleasure
Sonic the Hedgehog	1991	Genesis	7/10
Sonic the Hedgehog	2006	PS3	2/10
Sonic the Hedgehog 2	1992	Genesis	8/10
Sonic the Hedgehog 3	1994	Genesis	8/10
Sonic 3D Blast	1996	Genesis	3/10
Sonic Spinball	1993	Genesis	7/10
SOS	1994	SNES	8/10	very overlooked
SoulCalibur	1998	Dreamcast	8/10
SoulCalibur II	2002	PS2	9/10
Spider-Man	2002	PS2	4/10
Spider-Man 2	2004	PS2	7/10	best licensed game of all time
Super Mario Bros.	1985	NES	***
Super Mario Bros. 2	1988	NES	**	Doki Doki, not Lost Levels
Super Mario Bros. 3	1988	NES	***
Super Mario Land	1989	Game Boy	**
Super Mario Kart	1992	SNES	5/10
Super Mario Odyssey	2017	Nintendo Switch	8/10
Super Mario 64	1996	N64	5/10
Super Mario Sunshine	2002	N64	6/10
Super Mario World	1990	SNES	10/10
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island	1995	SNES	9/10
Super Metroid	1994	SNES	10/10	favorite game
Super Punch-Out!!	1994	SNES	8/10
Super Smash Bros.	1999	N64	8/10
Super Smash Bros. Brawl	2008	Wii	4/10
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS	2014	Wii U/3DS	8/10
Street Fighter II	1994	SNES	7/10	lumping them all together
Street Fighter III	1999	PS2	9/10
Street Fighter IV	2008	PS3	8/10	lumping them all together
Space Invaders	1978	Atari 2600	***	probably the best Atari game
Star Fox 64	1997	N64	7/10
Star Wars: Battlefront II	2005	Xbox	3/10
Team Fortress 2	2007	PS3/PC	7/10
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	1989	NES	*
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game	1990	NES	7/10
Tetris	1984	NES	****	play the Tengen version
The Goonies II	1987	NES	****	underrated
The Guy Game	2004	PS2	0/10
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion	2006	PS3	6/10
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim	2011	PS3	5/10
The Legend of Zelda	1986	NES	****
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past	1991	SNES	9/10
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild	2017	Nintendo Switch	9/10
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening	1993	Game Boy	7/10
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask	2000	N64	8/10
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time	1998	N64	7/10
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages	2001	Game Boy Color	9/10
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons	2001	Game Boy Color	8/10
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass	2007	Nintendo DS	8/10
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks	2009	Nintendo DS	6/10
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap	2004	Game Boy Advance	8/10
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker	2002	GameCube	10/10
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3	2001	PS2	5/10	never saw the appeal
Tony Hawk's Underground	2003	PS2	7/10
Virtua Fighter 2	1994	Sega Saturn	8/10
Virtua Fighter 4	2001	PS2	9/10
Vectorman	1995	Genesis	9/10	the best Genesis game
Vectorman 2	1996	Genesis	8/10
Wario Land 3	2000	Game Boy Color	9/10	fucking play this
Wii Sports	2006	Wii	7/10
Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories	1999	PS1	4/10
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Duelist of the Roses	2001	PS2	7/10
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link	1987	NES	***

It's been so long that I can't remember what you have or haven't discovered yourself. Which bonfire are you going from?

the second one in the tomb of the giants, which i found accidentally in a dark little alcove

for all i know there could be another one, but this is the closest one i could find

gonna start playing again tonight, i think

finally

No

Quote from: Verbatim on January 23, 2018, 10:10:16 AM

Quote from: Negative Nancy on January 23, 2018, 10:05:04 AM

It is the very fact that he’s a male that makes him a trap

Thus attraction to traps is attraction to males

biggest logic leap ever

If you weren’t gay, why does the fact that he’s a male not bother you?

because it's easy as fuck to ignore it

gay guys like guys who look like guys

that's kind of the point of being gay

if there ever was a gay guy who likes girly looking guys, then they're probably either straight or bisexual

Quote from: Verbatim on January 23, 2018, 08:11:42 AM

Quote from: Negative Nancy on January 23, 2018, 01:50:49 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 22, 2018, 10:03:11 PM

Quote from: Negative Nancy on January 22, 2018, 10:00:31 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 22, 2018, 08:56:56 PM

Does it really matter?

Is it because traps are gay and guys don’t want to be gay?

But liking traps isn't gay

It's gay

Wrong

Its only gay if you suck the traps dick

i don't agree

it's conceivable that you could suck someone's dick out of courtesy, and not because you have any sexual desire to

Quote from: Spartan on January 22, 2018, 02:51:20 AM

I'm thinking I'm going to drop my starter in Crystal and use a Crobat, Piloswine and a Miltank. Not sure what else.

>Not doing the exploit to getting all 3 starters

is that possible on VC?

anyway i'm nuzlocking it as usual so that's a no-no

fags