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The Flood / Re: Have you had sex?
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:04:43 PM »
somebody sounds peanut butter and jealous
Yeah, I'm so jealous of some dumbfuck teenage piece of shit who's working two jobs just so he can support some leech that he accidentally created as a result of irresponsibly fucking some other dumb cunt, you shithead.

If I was jealous, I would just say that everyone who isn't a virgin deserves to get bludgeoned to death with a fucking hammer. But no, only those who lost it before they turned eighteen deserve to get bludgeoned to death with a fucking hammer. For making such an irrevocably stupid goddamn fucking decision.

Okay, fine, sixteen.

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The Flood / Re: Have you had sex?
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:12:20 AM »
There are 11 people who should probably give up on life.
Anyone who has had sex under the age of eighteen should be throttled. To death.
Lol Somebody didn't get any in highschool
Lol Somebody didn't pay attention to the fact that I'm an anti-natalist, and I consider the risk of pregnancy to be too great for any little kids to be fucking each other. Fucktard.

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The Flood / Re: Have you had sex?
« on: February 07, 2015, 10:58:43 AM »
There are 11 people who should probably give up on life.
Anyone who has had sex under the age of eighteen should be throttled. To death.

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The Flood / Re: Comment Here And I'll Tell You If You're A Retard Or Not
« on: February 07, 2015, 10:56:26 AM »
that's it?

disappointing

42816
I HATE unbalance. HATE it.

Symmetry begets balance.

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The Flood / Re: if you watch Game of Thrones without reading the books
« on: February 07, 2015, 12:00:17 AM »
game of thrones

yay, LCD garbage

42819
Serious / Re: Did The Past Really Happen?
« on: February 06, 2015, 11:54:52 PM »
Michael would make such an awesome Science/Philosophy teacher, wouldn't you agree?
eh

he makes great videos, yeah, but i mean

all of this stuff could be learned by doing a simple google search

42820
The Flood / Re: What's the biggest thing you've personally killed?
« on: February 06, 2015, 11:38:56 PM »
Probably some type of spider when I was young.

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Serious / Re: Is the moon there when nobody looks?
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:12:48 PM »
how exactly can they both be high

again, i think this is just an issue with word choice--if you said something like, "they have the same probability," then we'd be on the same wavelength

"high" doesn't seem like the right word to use--when you say "high", i wanna ask, "relative to what?"

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The Flood / Re: Western Animation is better than Weab Shit
« on: February 06, 2015, 05:32:44 PM »
now you couldn't have made a more blatant falsehood

running the gamot i see

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The Flood / Re: Western Animation is better than Weab Shit
« on: February 06, 2015, 05:31:15 PM »
i don't think you could've made a more blatantly obvious statement

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Serious / Re: Is the moon there when nobody looks?
« on: February 06, 2015, 05:27:17 PM »
it just has a very high probability (near certainty) of being alive and dead.
did you mean to use the word "and" there
or did you mean "or"

because i think i get what you're saying, but your choice of words isn't very, uh
good

"and" still implies simultaneity

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The Flood / Re: What part, if any, of my personality is "Flanderised"?
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:54:00 PM »
it often results in the death of a series, in my opinion
and by "death" i mean, the point at which everyone says that the show "used to be funny but sucks now"

not necessarily the end/cancellation

i don't know how class can tolerate family guy, for example, because the characters have been flanderized to absolute shit

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Serious / Re: Is the moon there when nobody looks?
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:52:15 PM »
what about things you can't look at

or is that just missing the point

i'm sorry if i come off as obtuse, but this shit...

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The Flood / Re: I Just Realized
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:43:06 PM »
that's what i thought at first, but no

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The Flood / Re: I Just Realized
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:41:24 PM »
no it isn't...

wait

...huh

holy shit

42829
The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:35:38 PM »
i was looking at the replay of you vs. cheat, by the way, and i was excited to see you using a rain team
i think you'll do quite well

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Serious / Re: Is the moon there when nobody looks?
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:28:51 PM »
right, okay

so just where do people get free will out of that? that's the part that fucks me over

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The Flood / Re: What part, if any, of my personality is "Flanderised"?
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:26:55 PM »
eh, that's not exactly what flanderization is--and it's difficult to apply in real life

i guess if i were to flanderize you, you would be... an angry, Sophisticated as Hell closet zionist or some shit

that's flanderization--exaggerated to the point where it no longer resembles the original character in terms of personality

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Serious / Re: Is the moon there when nobody looks?
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:21:49 PM »
and apparently that mistranslation affected my own perception of what the principle states, because what you end up hearing from a lot of avid quantum theory supporters is that it supports free will, "because anything could be behind that door", so that means we have free will. Apparently.

which is just horseshit--is that the mistranslation you're referring to?

i'm just regurgitating what i hear

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Serious / Re: Is the moon there when nobody looks?
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:13:46 PM »
does the idea that we don't know what's happening need to be explained
are we not already aware of that

what am i missing here

42834
The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:05:00 PM »
"who the hell are you"

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The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 06, 2015, 03:58:46 PM »
No, it isn't.

if you're gonna insult someone, it shouldn't be in the form of a question
because then i can just say, "no"

your obsession is pathetic

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The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 06, 2015, 03:51:02 PM »
please post it, or at least parts of it
Oh, what's that? You wanna go out, you say? Huh.

*wait for response*

Hmm. You know, that's all fine and dandy with me, but you see... I'm kinda confused! You see, you didn't seem all too interested with me last year. Or the year before. Or the year before that. Or the year before that. I mean, you've known me all this time--you never made any effort to talk with me, you never just sat down to chat, or even say "hi". Now you're asking me out? Why's that?

*wait for response--cut her off*

Oh, I get it! You saw me with my shirt off the other day, huh? Is that it? Is that why? Is that why you're all into me now?

*if not in a public place, take off shirt*
*add pregnant pauses when necessary*

This is what you like about me, huh. Well, let me tell you something--this is gonna BLOW your fucking MIND--but I am the exact same person that I used to be four years ago. Sure, have I changed slightly since then? Yeah, we all have. But all in all, I'm ultimately the same person, with the same exact interests. What makes you think that just because I'm all fit and in shape now, that must mean I'm a different person? Or do you actually want to "get to know me", as if you didn't have months of chances over the past four years?

Nah, you don't care about shit. All you care about is my appearance. You shallow cunt. Did you ever take a moment to consider how it would work out? Are you at all surprised that I take great offense to the fact that you're only noticing me now after I quote/unquote "look better" to you? Did you expect everything in your life to go your way? Well, guess what. You're not gonna have it your way this time.

I probably could've said "yes" and fucked you on day one, couldn't I? Yeah, because that's all you're interested in. But I'm not gonna do that, because I have some fucking self-respect. You're a cheap dime-store whore, and just looking at you spend your shitty fucking life just getting drunk on the weekends and blowing every guy you see makes me hate my generation. HATE it. I'm getting so fucking pissed just looking at you. Get out of my sight. And yeah, take that as a "no".



so yeah, just to be clear, i would never actually say any of that to anyone if they asked me out, but i mean, as a writer, i tend to do this sort of thing a lot--it's called a "script story" or a "sketch story"

like, that sort of thing is what i'd have written in a novel or short story--most likely the latter

i also wrote this as a junior in high school, and looking back, it's not quite as devastating as i remember it being at the time that i wrote it, but it's still kinda funny

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The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 06, 2015, 03:17:21 PM »
i actually have a speech of rejection prepared for any hypothetical female who would ever ask me out just because she liked my hypothetical muscles

i wouldn't actually deliver it, but i'd want to, and it's quite devastating

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The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 06, 2015, 03:14:01 PM »
Theres really ZERO reason to exercise.
never would have expected you to say that

the only reason that i do exercise:

if i ever train myself enough that i achieve something of a build, i can prove to people that having muscle doesn't really do anything for you, and is a waste of time and effort

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Serious / Re: Is the moon there when nobody looks?
« on: February 06, 2015, 03:08:44 PM »
Well, you're the first person who's made any such concession. Every other discussion I've ever had about this was with the other guy trying to tell me that it is undeterministic.

You're familiar with Schrödinger's cat, yes?

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Serious / Re: Is the moon there when nobody looks?
« on: February 06, 2015, 03:02:03 PM »
Do you have anything to qualify that statement?
Logic. Hard determinism. There is no randomness in the universe--you just didn't take every variable into account.
So it appears random.

But in reality, everything that happen was ordained to happen by Newton's laws of motion.

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