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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:16:24 PM »
Pull a Will Smith and slap the shit out of him.

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The Flood / Re: I Forgot I Lost My Virginity
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:15:10 PM »
hooray for abstinence
Abstinence is a nice sentiment, but is overall retarded.
"NOT WANTING TO STICK YOUR DICK INSIDE OF PEOPLE IS RETARDED"

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The Flood / Re: I Forgot I Lost My Virginity
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:09:49 PM »
i didn't know what else to post in a thread with 0 discussion value

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The Flood / Re: I Forgot I Lost My Virginity
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:03:35 PM »
why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
Spoiler
because they always take things literally

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Gaming / Re: Mortal Kombat X to make female character more proportionate
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:57:22 AM »
please don't tell me people are upset over this

i'm afraid to look

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Gaming / Re: DYKG Smash pt. 5
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:54:20 AM »
>not wanting to know useless trivia

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The Flood / Re: (☠) what is your favorite punctuation mark
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:53:28 AM »
This is a top quality shitpost, like, it really is. No lie.
list could be longer but i got bored

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The Flood / Re: (☠) what is your favorite punctuation mark
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:48:21 AM »
>he doesn't have meme arrows
that isn't punctuation though

just because we use it like it is

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The Flood / Re: (☠) what is your favorite punctuation mark
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:44:49 AM »
question

should i make this a "what is your favorite unicode character" thread

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The Flood / Re: Sleepy time
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:40:12 AM »
Please don't make goodnight threads.
Thank you.

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Gaming / Re: DYKG Smash pt. 5
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:38:25 AM »
My curiosity boner went from 2 to 11 the instant I saw Mewtwo.
uh, it actually should have went up as soon as you noticed that the actual announcer for the game did the narration for this video

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Gaming / Re: DYKG Smash pt. 5
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:37:22 AM »
thank god for sakurai himself confirming that ridley shit

fuck ridley being a playable character

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Who the fuck is the second blue.

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Gaming / Re: Star Wars: Battlefront rumors
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:33:55 AM »
http://gamerant.com/star-wars-battlefront-dice-third-person-details/

looks like it
well, that's good anyway

but it seems to me as though that won't be the, uh
default setting...

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you cant fuck a cartoon is the thing
oh but they try

>dakimakuras

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...then fuck you



Red.

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The Flood / Re: Tifa > Everyone else
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:14:31 AM »
2DPD.

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The Flood / Re: We are now officially Google famous.
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:10:38 AM »
lol everybody google image search "lol mad cuz rekt"

wait we're the first result on a regular search

lol i have fucking trademarked this shit
it's only because you say it

all the time

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The Flood / Re: what was the first meme ever?
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:07:55 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I knew it was bad, but dude...
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:01:48 AM »
only the dialogue is bad

the actual imagery is actually pretty good, i'd say

like, you can just picture everything that's happening
that's not bad writing

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Gaming / Re: Star Wars: Battlefront rumors
« on: February 13, 2015, 10:54:17 AM »
if it's an FPS, i'm gonna love hating the fuck out of this game

unless everyone else hates it, in which case... i mean, that would be cool too
but it wouldn't be as fun to hate it myself

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The Flood / Re: Nicknames you have for other users?
« on: February 13, 2015, 10:51:02 AM »
he's actually right

the most likes he's ever gotten for one post was 11 likes
the second highest was 7 likes

both were for posting stupid images lol

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Gaming / Re: Gaming achievements you'd like to share with the class?
« on: February 13, 2015, 10:22:39 AM »
I beat Zelda II: Adventure of Link--twice.
I 100%ed Super Smash Bros. Melee.
I've seen nine shiny Pokémon--all of them were regular encounters.
I can beat Super Mario World in twenty minutes--which isn't so fantastic, but I figured out the path when I was, like, six.
I was once in the top 100 Balrog players, but I mean... the scoring system in Street Fighter IV sucks.

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Septagon / Re: How do I do cool shit with my title bar?
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:32:49 AM »
Get 3000 posts and we'll talk.
ayy lmao

Didn't even see the guy

Yo, I'll suck you off for a customizable title bar.
unfortunately for you, he's a'

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Gaming / Re: Omg my 3DS's theme is sexy as fuck
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:30:25 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Omg my 3DS's theme is sexy as fuck
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:27:09 AM »
ARE YOU KIDDING

sonic boom is my shit

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Gaming / Re: Omg my 3DS's theme is sexy as fuck
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:21:21 AM »
don't have a theme

probably will never get one if they're not free

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The Flood / Re: Proof of Jesus Christ
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:05:51 AM »
give me some documentation citing jesus's existence from eye witness accounts from around his time
that's the only way

sorry, bible's not gonna work

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The Flood / Re: Proof of Jesus Christ
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:04:31 AM »
because i don't feel like wasting my time on a debate that doesn't matter
it really doesn't make a difference whether jesus existed or not, because either way, christianity's still bullshit

it's not a substantive debate

and when you ask asinine questions like "why wouldn't you believe if it there's evidence"
what else am i supposed to say other than "the evidence isn't good enough"

because the evidence isn't good enough

what, am i just supposed to accept it just because every other idiot does? no thanks

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