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The Flood / Re: Guys who's in the wrong here
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:14:43 PM »
i probably wouldn't have responded like you did

42212
The Flood / Re: Do you have any "unpopular opinions"?
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:12:57 PM »
Also, that second line is composed of the words who probably hasn't had sex. kek
i've never bashed my head against a wall before

and yet, i'm still able to come to the conclusion that it's a pointless thing to do

42213
The Flood / Re: Whos drinking tonight?
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:07:45 PM »
Try ZERO times.

42214
The Flood / Re: Whos drinking tonight?
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:04:35 PM »
Damn I haven't gotten smashed in a while. Got a little buzz a few days ago but I was beat to hell so I passed out after I smoked.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Winy smokes.

I always knew you were pathetic, but ho-ly SHIT.

42215
The Flood / Re: Hey what the fuck
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:03:24 PM »
don't worry i got the joke buddy

42216
The Flood / Re: The Bowl Cut Thread
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:58:56 PM »
<-- not a bowlcut

oops, derailed

42217
The Flood / Re: Do you have any "unpopular opinions"?
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:57:40 PM »
I do? This is news to me.

And believe me, no one thinks your hair looks good, not just this pothead.
yeah, especially with your beak

and that really just makes me want to keep it the way it is even more

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The Flood / Re: Do you have any "unpopular opinions"?
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:54:47 PM »
meanwhile, you look like big bird

i guess i better change it, though, because the pothead on the internet doesn't think it looks good

42219
The Flood / Re: Do you have any "unpopular opinions"?
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:51:35 PM »
more

or less
you're high

or you just haven't seen any pictures of me at all
especially not recently

42220
The Flood / Re: Do you have any "unpopular opinions"?
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:48:19 PM »
No, this is a bowlcut.
and you're saying that my hair

looks like that





lay off the pot

42221
The Flood / Re: Do you have any "unpopular opinions"?
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:43:47 PM »
what i do is called "growing my hair out"

do you know what that means

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The Flood / Re: Do you have any "unpopular opinions"?
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:42:58 PM »
It only happens naturally. A bowlcut is the result of not giving a shit about your hair.
no, uh, actually
a bowlcut is when your hair is shaped like a bowl, like this

you have to have it made like that

my hair goes down to my neck, goes behind my ears, and is parted down the middle
i don't know what kind of fucking bowls you eat out of, but most of them look nothing like my hair

42223
The Flood / Re: Do you have any "unpopular opinions"?
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:34:49 PM »
the bowlcut thing really just confuses me

because not only have i never had one
i've never styled my hair at all, ever

so how could i have a "bowlcut" if i've never even styled my hair
it can't happen naturally

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The Flood / Re: Do you have any "unpopular opinions"?
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:27:30 PM »
dopamine > bowlcuts
not sure what bowlcuts have to do with anything

42225
The Flood / Re: Do you have any "unpopular opinions"?
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:22:50 PM »
fuck dopamine; dopamine sucks

42226
The Flood / Re: Do you have any "unpopular opinions"?
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:17:43 PM »
pretty much everything that i think, no one agrees with

except

"music is good"
"art is cool"
"games are fun"

when you can say, with confidence, "food sucks, i don't like food"
you know you don't belong on this planet

42227
The Flood / Re: what if you could erase people you didn't like
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:01:14 PM »
Verbatim would be forever alone
>implying he already isn't

ololololo

42228
The Flood / Re: Whos drinking tonight?
« on: February 19, 2015, 04:14:34 PM »
I don't drink, because I'm not a fucking idiot.

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The Flood / Re: Verbatim is popular.
« on: February 19, 2015, 12:06:07 PM »
here, we exhibit the typical internet user in its natural habitat, performing what is known among biologists as "trying too hard"

it does this to elicit a response of laughter from its peers, but to no avail--for this particular specimen lacks the ability to be funny
My secret fantasy is to be taken as a sexual pet by a large, overwhelming Verbatim, who cuts my dick off, preserves it on a necklace, and fucks me roughly with my own cock dangling right in front of my nose, so close that I could almost lick it

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The Flood / Re: Verbatim is popular.
« on: February 19, 2015, 11:53:51 AM »
you bet your ass

42231
I don't really think she's that pretty.

42232
The Flood / Re: A reminder that this
« on: February 19, 2015, 03:24:02 AM »
six years gives you nostalgia?...

should be like... ten years, minimum
Verbatim.

Shut the fuck up.
SHOULD BE LIKE TEN YEARS MINIMUM

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The Flood / Re: A reminder that this
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:54:34 AM »
six years gives you nostalgia?...

should be like... ten years, minimum

42235
The Flood / Re: A reminder that this
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:47:03 AM »
also, is that supposed to be surprising?

because... six years... yeah, that sounds about right to me

42236
The Flood / Re: A reminder that this
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:46:32 AM »
i fucking hate this song so fucking much

42237
The Flood / Re: Here's my watered-down version of Coup
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:42:34 AM »
actually the worst thing about coup was the coups
only people in the coup group made good ones--and even those ones sucked

42238
The Flood / Re: Here's my watered-down version of Coup
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:42:01 AM »
actually the worst thing about coup was the shitty fucking security system that daz added
that was god-awful

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The Flood / Re: Here's my watered-down version of Coup
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:40:57 AM »
the worst thing about coup was having to download it
fuck downloading shit

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Serious / Re: Capital Punishment
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:20:38 AM »
And before anyone goes there--no, I am not talking about killing people who disagree with me or my ideals.
For fuck's sake.

I would request that you make it so we can change our vote, however. For, admittedly, my opinion on the matter is rooted in pathos.

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