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42061
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:31:53 AM »
You know, not everything people do is for status. Kids like playing FPS games because they're fun, believe it or not. i pick not you can think they're fun, but ultimately, i still think kids do it for status the games aren't marketed towards kids, at all--and it's generally frowned upon to see kids playing them, so
42062
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:27:01 AM »
when i was ten, and my friends started playing Halo, i always thought that the only reason they played games like that was because the "big kids" (teenagers) played them
gotta look cool in front of the big kids, right
kids suck
i'm so glad i'm past that part of my life
42063
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:24:37 AM »
wat no
I spent my lateish childhood either holding a controller or watching cartoons you're missing the central point though what makes FPS games so appealing to little kids?
42064
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:22:19 AM »
I was 11 when I played halo ce at release to this day, this still baffles me why would you even want to play a game like halo at that age shouldn't you still be drawing in coloring books and shit
42065
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:15:02 AM »
>refuse to play because i'm not seventeen yet
looooool
*wasn't seventeen yet i felt like i was already stretching it with games rated T
42066
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:08:22 AM »
originally, edableshoe invited me to BE
but DTL wasn't too fond of my vituperative nature, so i got banned
i joined sep7agon on my own whim
42067
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:05:27 AM »
>be me
>elementary school
>game with friends on the weekends
>like to play cartoonish rated E/T games
>friends start playing rated M games
>refuse to play because i'm not seventeen yet
>friends make fun of me for it
>resent friends
>eventually cave in and play Halo with friend
>have worst gaming experience of my life
>vow never to own an Xbox or play games like that again
>middle school
>Halo 3 just released
>everyone's talking about it
>don't give a shit, because i play good games
>get persuaded by friends to play it with them
>play it--shitty-ass fucking game, as expected
>all my friends play anymore is Halo
>no longer fun to hang out with my friends
>stop speaking with any of them for months
>get a call from one of them after awhile
>"hey man, how've you been? i haven't seen you in ages"
>shoot the shit for awhile
>get bored and nearly fall asleep while talking to him
>friend mentions Halo--now i'm wide awake
>"i know you hate halo and bungie and stuff, but dude, you should check out bungie.net"
>lurk for a bit in 2008
>join in september, 2009
>post for a couple years
>develop a reputation as a troll
>everyone realizes that i really am just a hateful person
>sixty-three bans later, i finally get permabanned
>make my first alt
>join coup
>join tfs
>join spear pillar
>get banned in literally every single private group i've ever joined
>coup continues to let me back in (though, one time, i had to force myself back in)
>everyone learns to deal with me
and then bnet exploded
>holy fuck
>what the fuck happened to bnet
>this is god-awful
>stop posting on bnet and evacuate to an IRC channel with the rest of my coup friends
>stay there for awhile
>come back to bnet
>realize it's still garbage
>discover offsites
>get banned in bnet elitists
>get banned in sep7agon
>get unbanned in sep7agon
>present day
probably TMI
but whatever
i tied in my bnet story along with my sep7agon story, because the sep7agon story is much less...
interesting?...
42068
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:44:16 PM »
the saddest part is that like
he'll never know
42069
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:38:15 PM »
everything that i like, obviously
42070
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:30:00 PM »
42071
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:26:01 PM »
I dislike Nirvana.
42072
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:24:06 PM »
I stand by what I said.
42073
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:23:31 PM »
Skeet.
Okay, I'm done.
42074
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:21:30 PM »
Ejaculate. I already said that one, WHORE
42075
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:20:13 PM »
This doesn't really work in the context of the OP, but when women refer to their husbands as their "hubby", it makes me want to punt her.
42076
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:15:37 PM »
But people are more bothered by MOIST I doubt that anymore, because it's so over-mentioned when talking about words that people don't like. You'd think people'd be desensitized by now.
42077
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:12:55 PM »
I like to believe that when I express my misanthropy, I do it a lot more smartly and subtly than ol' demolition man over here does.
42078
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:10:12 PM »
Most isn't even that bad.
Try soggy.
42079
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:07:41 PM »
Protrusion.
Proboscis.
42080
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:04:57 PM »
Hump.
42081
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:03:28 PM »
Spew.
Ejaculate.
42082
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:02:51 PM »
Drippings.
Skin.
42083
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:00:18 PM »
Rupture.
Prolapse.
42084
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:59:32 PM »
*sips tea* Probably the best one.
42085
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:58:42 PM »
Yank.
Pulsate.
42086
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:56:17 PM »
Rub.
Squeeze.
42087
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:55:15 PM »
Cunnilingus.
Excretion.
42088
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:53:44 PM »
Cuckold.
Felch.
42089
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:52:26 PM »
Menstruation.
Smegma.
42090
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:48:37 PM »
Flagellate.
Scrotum.
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