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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:57:11 PM »
It makes the PVP game much more satisfying and worthwhile.
How. It makes me want to fucking strangle people. To death.
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Can people grief with that mechanic? Yeah, but that's the risk you take when playing that kind of game and no one is forcing you to play it.
Which is why I haven't played it ever since. Because it's a worthless game made for fucktards.

0/10.

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:54:11 PM »

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:42:59 PM »
Kill yourself if you DO drink, you fucking cunt.

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:40:44 PM »
except that's not true
because i'm raging at the very idea that the game allows you to fuck players over in the first place
Are you talking about the signs or invasions?
both

any method used to fuck another player over
it just shouldn't be something players are encouraged to do

it would be fine if it was just like in any other game, where sometimes people grief
but no--the game ENCOURAGES griefing

that is HORSESHIT
You realize you're not supposed to fight him in the very beginning right? You go around then fight him a bit later and his damage is reduced.
if you read my earlier posts, you'd know that i eventually learned that i wasn't supposed to fight him, yes

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The Flood / Re: I cant have children...
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:58:36 PM »
You offend nobody
Except I clearly have?

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The Flood / Re: I cant have children...
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:55:47 PM »
...How?
Because I think it's wrong to have kids. I've already discussed my beliefs with you. I'd rather not do it again, if I'm just going to offend you. It wasn't my intention.

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The Flood / Re: I cant have children...
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:53:42 PM »
Not being able to produce a child of my own is devastating to me and my Wife!
I understand that. I just don't think it's logical.

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TAC

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you can't be racist against whites, don'tcha know

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The Flood / Re: I cant have children...
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:35:59 PM »
FOR

HIM

IT

IS
I don't care. He's wrong for thinking that it's a bad thing.

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The Flood / Re: I cant have children...
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:32:04 PM »
But it's not a bad thing.

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:31:37 PM »
any time someone says a game that i like sucks, i'm just going to accuse them of sucking at it

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The Flood / Re: I cant have children...
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:25:18 PM »
That is not a bad thing.
Noelle, you're being a dumb  bitch again. Stop
But she's right. That's basically what I was trying to say. I was just trying to be a little more tactful.

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:23:17 PM »
>the broken weapon does 1 point of damage per hit
i'm referring to the fucking big monster thing at the very beginning, you illiterate fuckwit
HE kills you in one hit

so the fact that i would die a couple times at the beginning doesn't really say anything about my skill
because he kills you in one fucking hit anyway

my point was that having enemies that can just beat you in one hit doesn't make a game difficult
that's fake difficult

i'd like to kill you in one hit

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:21:49 PM »
Edit: I read the rest of your comments. It just sounds like typical Souls Rage.
except that's not true
because i'm raging at the very idea that the game allows you to fuck players over in the first place

hating games just because they're "difficult" is stupid
i don't do that
just because you suck at it doesn't mean it's terrible.
yeah

wanting players to not be dicks to each other = i suck at the game

nice jump there

if i hated games just because i sucked at them, i would hate games like zelda ii
but i don't

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:40:48 AM »
So you died in the tutorial, multiple times.
as most people would if they don't know what to do against the first big thing that you fucking see

because it kills you in one hit

OMG ONE HIT KILLS
SUCH A HARD GAME

cunt

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:26:22 AM »
the big guy at the beginning killed me a few times but that's because i didn't know you were supposed to run away from him

but other than that, i never died

i saw a suspicious staircase with a message that said to go up it, and i knew it was a trap
but just to confirm that it was, i walked up it, and i got knocked over
but i didn't die

i stopped playing because i realized that i was playing a game made for cunts, by cunts
for the explicit purpose of being a cunt to your fellow players

and because of that, it's a shitty-ass fucking game
0/10

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:21:20 AM »
i did not

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:20:11 AM »
biggest dark souls accomplishment thus far:

pissing off dark souls fanboys by stating that i dislike the game, and not because it's "hard"

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The Flood / Re: Post dubs faggots
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:16:59 AM »
What are dubs?
Post numbers that end in double numbers.

Like 56055
oh okay
i thought it could be anywhere

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The Flood / Re: Post dubs faggots
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:16:32 AM »
well

it's kinda hard not to get dubs at the moment

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The Flood / Re: Post dubs faggots
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:15:54 AM »
What are dubs?
check post number
if there's two like digits that are adjacent to each other, you got dubs

you got dubs

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:13:30 AM »
then don't say something Verbatim would

you answered your own question

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:11:38 AM »
idk what you're even asking tbh

how could you possibly mess it up

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:07:30 AM »
toast/envelope

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:06:48 AM »
punch her right in the throat

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:06:24 AM »
pee in her butt
nuke her from orbit
frogblast the ventcore

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none of my friends ever played it correctly

like, instead of 8000 life points, we'd just have 4000 for some reason
and if a monster had some weird stat, like, 1870 attack points, we would just round it to 1900

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The Flood / Re: Post the most American thing that you like.
« on: March 09, 2015, 10:31:09 AM »
i don't know guys

liking things that aren't american is pretty american

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