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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:23:17 PM »
>the broken weapon does 1 point of damage per hit
i'm referring to the fucking big monster thing at the very beginning, you illiterate fuckwit
HE kills you in one hit

so the fact that i would die a couple times at the beginning doesn't really say anything about my skill
because he kills you in one fucking hit anyway

my point was that having enemies that can just beat you in one hit doesn't make a game difficult
that's fake difficult

i'd like to kill you in one hit

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:21:49 PM »
Edit: I read the rest of your comments. It just sounds like typical Souls Rage.
except that's not true
because i'm raging at the very idea that the game allows you to fuck players over in the first place

hating games just because they're "difficult" is stupid
i don't do that
just because you suck at it doesn't mean it's terrible.
yeah

wanting players to not be dicks to each other = i suck at the game

nice jump there

if i hated games just because i sucked at them, i would hate games like zelda ii
but i don't

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:40:48 AM »
So you died in the tutorial, multiple times.
as most people would if they don't know what to do against the first big thing that you fucking see

because it kills you in one hit

OMG ONE HIT KILLS
SUCH A HARD GAME

cunt

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:26:22 AM »
the big guy at the beginning killed me a few times but that's because i didn't know you were supposed to run away from him

but other than that, i never died

i saw a suspicious staircase with a message that said to go up it, and i knew it was a trap
but just to confirm that it was, i walked up it, and i got knocked over
but i didn't die

i stopped playing because i realized that i was playing a game made for cunts, by cunts
for the explicit purpose of being a cunt to your fellow players

and because of that, it's a shitty-ass fucking game
0/10

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:21:20 AM »
i did not

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:20:11 AM »
biggest dark souls accomplishment thus far:

pissing off dark souls fanboys by stating that i dislike the game, and not because it's "hard"

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The Flood / Re: Post dubs faggots
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:16:59 AM »
What are dubs?
Post numbers that end in double numbers.

Like 56055
oh okay
i thought it could be anywhere

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The Flood / Re: Post dubs faggots
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:16:32 AM »
well

it's kinda hard not to get dubs at the moment

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The Flood / Re: Post dubs faggots
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:15:54 AM »
What are dubs?
check post number
if there's two like digits that are adjacent to each other, you got dubs

you got dubs

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:13:30 AM »
then don't say something Verbatim would

you answered your own question

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:11:38 AM »
idk what you're even asking tbh

how could you possibly mess it up

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:07:30 AM »
toast/envelope

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:06:48 AM »
punch her right in the throat

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:06:24 AM »
pee in her butt
nuke her from orbit
frogblast the ventcore

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none of my friends ever played it correctly

like, instead of 8000 life points, we'd just have 4000 for some reason
and if a monster had some weird stat, like, 1870 attack points, we would just round it to 1900

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The Flood / Re: Post the most American thing that you like.
« on: March 09, 2015, 10:31:09 AM »
i don't know guys

liking things that aren't american is pretty american

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The Flood / Re: I cant have children...
« on: March 09, 2015, 10:23:52 AM »
Ummm.. could you try.. what's it called..
Oh! Insemination? Or something like that?
It sounds as though he's already tried that, many times.
You mean artificial insemination.

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The Flood / Re: Post the most American thing that you like.
« on: March 09, 2015, 09:49:38 AM »
breasts

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The Flood / Re: I cant have children...
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:51:55 AM »
It's not so bad.

You could adopt.

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Unless someone here is 9, I ain't.
Naoto.

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The Flood / Re: Just keep anarchy there forever
« on: March 09, 2015, 07:53:31 AM »
No.

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Gaming / Re: Your opinion on Indie Games?
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:25:01 AM »
They're pretty much all bad.

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and the format's unlimited, right? you could use day 1 cards if you wanted to

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i can't wrap my head around the fact that they're still making cards
they GOTTA be bigger than magic the gathering by now

you'd think they'd have run out every possibility

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Gaming / Re: Rockband 4 announced!
« on: March 06, 2015, 03:37:50 PM »
Keyboard?... That's gotta be hard as fuck to play.

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Gaming / Re: Rockband 4 announced!
« on: March 06, 2015, 03:29:23 PM »
As long as it has a good sized setlist, I can't say I won't buy it.
I think you listed Rock Band II as one of your favorite games ever. Instead of the third one. Are they all not literally the same thing, though? Just with more songs?

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The Flood / Re: Do you believe in ghosts?
« on: March 06, 2015, 09:53:10 AM »
No, because there's no evidence for them outside of the purely anecdotal/circumstantial.

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Gaming / Re: Its the 15th anniversary of the Playstation 2
« on: March 06, 2015, 09:46:38 AM »
also, shoutouts to all those shitty licensed games that i thought were good when i played them as a kid lol
There were some decent ones. Spider Man 2 and Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom are probably the best licensed games ever.
Yeah, that's why I singled Spider-Man 2 out. Though, I think that was for Xbox, too.

*shrug*

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The Flood / Re: Who are your F A V O R I T E SITE members?
« on: March 06, 2015, 12:17:39 AM »
while this person, this person, and this person make me happy, i can't really say that i have any one favorite member

i'm either totally indifferent towards the rest of you, or i hate your guts

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Gaming / Re: Its the 15th anniversary of the Playstation 2
« on: March 06, 2015, 12:05:37 AM »
Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando.
Spider-Man 2.
Klonoa 2.
Pac-Man World 2.
SoulCalibur II (Fuck Link; Heihachi was godlike).

(Never noticed until now that I tend to like the first sequels...)

Yu-Gi-Oh! The Duelist of the Roses.
Bully.
Guitar Hero (Xbox didn't get the original HAHA FAGS).

also, shoutouts to all those shitty licensed games that i thought were good when i played them as a kid lol

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