I had to do a thesis for my degree, and without getting into the details, I thought I didn't have to do it all until I found out otherwise a week before the end of the semester and I ended up writing an entire 40 page thesis project the night before it was due, then I wrote the hour-long presentation for it the morning I was presenting it.

Thesis got accepted, I got an A, and I graduated.

Yeah, I believe I was around when that occurred. Or maybe you were just retelling the story, I don't know. Good shit.

No, because I'm not a lazy faggot and am a responsible adult

a responsible adult who still uses words like "faggot"

procrastination has become such a part of my work ethic (or lack thereof), that i tend to work the hardest--i tend to do my very best and put in the most effort--when i only have a couple hours to finish the project

if i'm given a week to write an essay, and i don't want to write the essay, i'll wait until the last hour
and in that hour, i will be in the zone

and it always ends up working out--i always get an A

but i mean... that's kinda bad, ain't it
does anyone else function this way

Apotheosis would be nice.

But for a slightly more realistic goal, a species that is free from disease and suffering.

So by slightly more realistic, you mean... even more unrealistic. I mean, I can sort of see a world without disease, but suffering is always going to be prevalent as long as we are sentient. It's just a fact.

Medical advances, longer lifespans, etc.

Wait...

Was Mr P referring to his roboshit again?

More than likely.

The species must continue to work towards it's own evolution, waiting for natural selection to take it's time at this point is wasted. Natural selection leads a species to sentience, then when said species becomes sentient it must take control of it's own evolution and strive for greater and greater forms <.<

And then what?

But as usual science and technology are hamstrung by the unambitious and fearful peasants that infest this planet.

I prefer the terms "rational" and "pragmatic".

*triggered*

what the hell is this gimmick

odor sleuth is definitely not worth it lol

that's what the ability scrappy is for
except nobody with scrappy can use super fang (not that they'd really need it)

I don't usually allow people to take pictures of me without my permission, but if it ever happens, I don't really get all hung up about it. I used to when I was a kid, but I just can't be fucked to care anymore.

I hate emoji so fucking much.

calm down verb

what is this person's qualifications

mild irritation

Anyone else want to kill small children whenever someone says damage control on these forums?

me

even though i've used the term before

ironically, though