It would be like ranting about hating the experience of rock climbing when you've never done it in your life.

smart of you to use the term "experience" in there

because yeah, i actually can have an opinion on rock climbing, even though i've never done it in my life
just not the experience itself

the only thing i can't assert is my opinion on the experience of playing halo 4, because i've never had the experience
but i can still comment on the things that i see from it

and the thing i'm choosing to comment on from what i've seen is cortana's design
which is oversexualized, for the sole purpose of appealing to pubescent male gamers
it's just a fact

Game genre =/= story

okay? even that doesn't make any sense, because you don't have to play the game to know the game's story

not that i care to learn it through other means

but his whole point was that i couldn't have an opinion on the game if i haven't played it yet
you can obviously have an opinion on the game's story, though, without playing it

so to tie it back to the OP, no, i think your assessment of cortana's design is a load of horsecock

I mean you can't have an opinion on a game unless you've played it.

maybe you should have

like

fucking said that, then

except that was sarcasm

At least you've come to terms with it. Masking it with sarcasm won't help.

thank you for admitting that dark souls is an objectively bad game enjoyed only by retards

You died in the tutorial

T.U.T.O.R.I.A.L

yeah, probably because there's a giant enemy that kills you in one hit, because "durrr wow this game is so hardcore lol"

one would have to wonder about the amount of people who didn't get killed by it

Who the hell talks about games they've never played?

"hey, how is this game i've never played? it looks fun"
"why are you talking about a game you've never played before"

I DIED ON THE TUTORIAL AREA!

it's okay, you'll get better

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out of eight?

erm, i don't think we'll be fighting ourselves, will we

i mentioned the prequels earlier

i'm just gonna throw in the original trilogy too

idk how i forgot those

Not really, it's just that some of them like to be zealots. I get along with a lot of religious people because it's just not a topic we talk about in casual conversation in this country.

you don't live in my country then

I can't take Halo 4 Cortana seriously when they give her a completely human face with big boobs and a huge fucking waist and thighs. It just looks ridiculous compared to what Cortana should look like and is clearly only there to draw in the horny pre teens.

i'm glad i'm not the only person on this forum who thinks this way

Unless this was a pun of some sort and I missed the point.

this is why you're the worst mod

Told ya it'll be shit...

(i mean, it was shit before, but you know)

that is the equivalent of posting an article about edward snowden and expecting people not to talk about the right to privacy

the shining

just as a film--as a "horror" film, it's not really scary at all
but that's a good thing

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