you'd think someone who is so vehemently opposed to pre-ordering would also be opposed to using adblock

because adblock users kill the internet

how does a character go from this
to this

because the game's demographic is mostly men
and most men like pretty women

no fucking shit
i mean COME ON
SHE WAS PRACTICALLY FLAT IN HALO 1

that's the only reason her design had an overhaul

So, you can prove beyond the point of any reasonable doubt that Cortana's design was changed purely to give teenagers boners? Please, continue.

No

it's just common sense
if you can't see it, you never will

but it's obvious

cheats in general have just become a relic of the past, haven't they

what's the most recent game that has in-game cheats?
grand theft auto? even then, i remember there was a time when people thought GTA4 didn't have any

flying around as a jedi knight, and then slamming down at the apex of your fifth (or sixth?) jump was really fun

in that... swingset sort of way

ummm, i only have vague memories of them all
kashyyyk was cool i guess

hoth was the fucking worst

Anyone that's been here since August can remember when we went through the time period when we turned quote nesting off and it was a fucking pain in the ass to follow a conversation. So what if you get a notification? Its not like it buzzes your phone or something. Just click the little exclamation point and quit being a little bitch.

because that sort of undermines the entire purpose of a notification

if i get notified, i want it to be because someone has something to say to ME
not because a couple of weebs are now having a discussion about anime that i couldn't give a fuck less about

It would be like ranting about hating the experience of rock climbing when you've never done it in your life.

smart of you to use the term "experience" in there

because yeah, i actually can have an opinion on rock climbing, even though i've never done it in my life
just not the experience itself

the only thing i can't assert is my opinion on the experience of playing halo 4, because i've never had the experience
but i can still comment on the things that i see from it

and the thing i'm choosing to comment on from what i've seen is cortana's design
which is oversexualized, for the sole purpose of appealing to pubescent male gamers
it's just a fact

Game genre =/= story

okay? even that doesn't make any sense, because you don't have to play the game to know the game's story

not that i care to learn it through other means

but his whole point was that i couldn't have an opinion on the game if i haven't played it yet
you can obviously have an opinion on the game's story, though, without playing it

so to tie it back to the OP, no, i think your assessment of cortana's design is a load of horsecock

I mean you can't have an opinion on a game unless you've played it.

maybe you should have

like

fucking said that, then

except that was sarcasm

At least you've come to terms with it. Masking it with sarcasm won't help.

thank you for admitting that dark souls is an objectively bad game enjoyed only by retards

You died in the tutorial

T.U.T.O.R.I.A.L

yeah, probably because there's a giant enemy that kills you in one hit, because "durrr wow this game is so hardcore lol"

one would have to wonder about the amount of people who didn't get killed by it

Who the hell talks about games they've never played?

"hey, how is this game i've never played? it looks fun"
"why are you talking about a game you've never played before"

I DIED ON THE TUTORIAL AREA!

it's okay, you'll get better

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out of eight?

erm, i don't think we'll be fighting ourselves, will we

i mentioned the prequels earlier

i'm just gonna throw in the original trilogy too

idk how i forgot those