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39991
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:32:07 PM »
And why is bringing life into existence wrong? why create something that doesn't need to exist, if all it's going to do in the grand scheme is consume, suffer, consume, suffer, consume, suffer, consume, suffer, and then die?
39992
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:30:07 PM »
I'm not saying it's something to be laughed at if you can't, but to pretend like it's unfathomable how it could possibly save your life in very realistic situations is hilarious.
Plus you missed out: some of the most fun I had as a kid was in my old pool. It never got old for me.
when did i say it couldn't save your life never my life doesn't need to be saved, because i'm NEVER IN FUCKING WATER and even then, i already fucking said that i can swim now
39993
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:28:36 PM »
michigan
yes, everything about michigan is fucking aquatic there's no land, at all it's just water
39994
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:24:28 PM »
we shouldn't be swayed by emotional appeals, no
unless appealing to emotions is actually logical in this case, it is not
it's an easy argument for ME to make, in particular, because i believe bringing life into existence is wrong so, in my opinion, abortion should be mandatory
39995
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:22:05 PM »
someone who realizes that swimming is a useless skill You mean that thing animals do to survive in the water? Absolutely useless.
if you're never near bodies of water? EVER? yes it's completely absolutely motherfucking useless
39996
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:18:37 PM »
um it takes like 5 seconds to learn how to swim
unless you were deathly scared of drowning, which i was
39997
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:15:19 PM »
ow, my feelings
39998
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:09:58 PM »
never in my life have i ever needed to swim
and i never will
39999
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:00:38 PM »
A professional driver dying in a car crash is irony No, it isn't. It's COMPLETELY expected. "Professional" means that you do something for a living. If you drive for a LIVING, you are FAR MORE LIKELY to die in a car crash than the average bear. I mean come the fuck on. It would only be ironic if he was driving in a car that was built like a tank, so that he'd never die in a crash--and then he dies in a crash. gee i think i know irony better than the person trying to teach me! HOW IRONIC
40000
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:54:57 PM »
if the sight of murder is what gets you to believe that murder is wrong, then you're wrong well, you'd be right in believing that murder is wrong, but you believe it for the wrong reasons
it shouldn't have come from an emotional "ew, that's gross/horrifying" place in your heart it should come from logic and reason alone
this is just a crap argument
40001
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:50:28 PM »
it's like someone saying, "i love spiders, they help our environment by killing all sorts of nuisances like flies and mosquitoes"
and then turning right around after seeing a spider, saying "OKAY, NEVER MIND, FUCK SPIDERS"
40002
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:48:19 PM »
that's not the pusillanimous part i would probably be affected, too
it's the fact that he allowed it to change his stance, as if anything about what he witnessed contradicted any of the arguments he used to support when he was pro-choice
40003
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:44:00 PM »
what a pussy
40004
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:34:47 PM »
i didn't
i quoted LC and tried to trim it down but i fucked it up it happens
40005
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:32:21 PM »
Why are you speaking to yourself because we voted "no" to removing quote nests
40006
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:29:54 PM »
for example did you expect me to make this thread in the first place? if you didn't, then that makes it ironic by default of your given standard and since no one is psychic everything outside of a routine (95% of all things that happen) are ironic according to you
40007
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:26:37 PM »
which is a good point to bring up because a lot of people treat his reviews as gospel truth
40008
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:21:33 PM »
Here's the thing the defining characteristic between irony and sarcasm is one is deliberate while the other is unintentional. Which is why for your comment to be ironic you would have had to have been sarcastically mocking the notion of post count mattering while you honestly believed that post count mattered.
You intentionally mocking the notion of people giving a shit about post count is entirely expected since it's fairly well known that you don't care. Therefore you are not acting counter to expectations since the expectation is that you would mock the people who think it matters.
or, you could look at it from a different angle this notion of irony being contingent on "expectation" is an arbitrary load of shit, and that's where all the confusion comes from when defining the term not everything unexpected is ironic--that's just stupid and it's a poor litmus test for irony in general you're basically saying that if i receive mail on a sunday, that's ironic if someone turns on the lights during the day time, that's ironic no, irony is when a fireman burns his house down this post falls under that type of irony, and if you can't see it, you're blind
40009
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:58:45 PM »
How are those two things even linked? it's a common joke that black men can't swim which i think is a comeback to the old "white men can't jump"
40010
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:57:12 PM »
40011
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:53:34 PM »
someone who realizes that swimming is a useless skill
40012
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:52:55 PM »
i can swim now, sort of
40013
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:52:23 PM »
expectations are fucking relative should i really have to explain that You ridiculing the idea is par for the course par for WHAT course you're giving me a lecture on irony when you don't even know how to read or communicate your thoughts coherently
40014
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:51:06 PM »
not counter to expectations who in the fuck is to say that you? the illiterate drunk? i don't think so
40015
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:46:47 PM »
Sarcasm can make use of irony, but it is not irony. never said it was once again, we have an admin who does not even know how to read amazing Ok see, this right here is ironic. because i'm the one who apparently doesn't know anything? i'm not the dumbcunt who thinks that every example of irony has to be a straight example of irony, am i that would be you
40016
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:39:33 PM »
who gives a fuck
why does that mean he shouldn't have a first name
40017
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:37:23 PM »
calm down deci reported for spam
40018
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:36:16 PM »
calm down deci go fuck yourself deci
40019
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:35:08 PM »
i don't think you actually know anything
40020
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:33:26 PM »
There's nothing ironic about Elegiac having the most posts and there's nothing ironic about me making a jab towards people who care about post count. i never said there was, and i never said there was do you know how to read I think you're trying to say you were being sarcastic with your "this matters", but sarcasm isn't instant irony. There would have to be something ironic about you sarcastically saying that "this matters" for it to be ironic. you realize sarcasm is a form of irony, you patronizing cunt i used the term irony because that's exactly what i fucking meant not sarcasm irony because i am ironically posting about how post count matters, even though it doesn't that's called being ironic, kid
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