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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 10:05:06 PM »
And knowing how to swim guarantees you to be a little safer.

Thus its not a useless skill.
which is like saying i need volcano insurance

or michael-jackson-coming-back-from-the-grave-and-raping-me insurance

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:59:39 PM »
verby you don't seem like an adventurous person
i like to be safe

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The Flood / Re: What if vegan Jesus flooded the earth
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:56:32 PM »
quality thread

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:52:46 PM »
the beach can be cool though!
you don't have to swim at the beach

i prefer to just relax on the sand or walk along the shore

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:51:36 PM »
why does it fucking matter to you so much anyway

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:50:24 PM »
You go somewhere that floods?
never in my state's history
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You fall in a lake?
i'd have to be the dumbest cunt ever
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You go fishing, kayaking, rafting, on a cruise, on a ferry, etc... and something goes wrong?
fishing is wrong, kayaking is pointless, rafting is pointless, and i don't plan on ever going on a cruise/ferry in my life
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You fall in a pool and don't want to go through the inconvenience of choking and having a panic attack?
why would i fall in a pool
and you don't need to know how to swim to save yourself in a pool
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Etc... I dunno, I assume even you'd be open to the possibility of maybe leaving the conditions you are currently in at some point in your life, go somewhere/do something new, etc...
sure, but that doesn't really mean anything

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:44:50 PM »
knowing how to swim isn't going to fucking save you if it's a storm

you stupid fuck

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:43:53 PM »
what if you were kidnapped and put on the boat
that's not a common enough circumstance to justify the "importance" of knowing how to swim

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:40:57 PM »
exactly

thats why you drown cuz you fall off during the storm n die
and i would deserve it for being on a boat during a fucking storm

swimming is a useless skill, get over it

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Serious / Re: A pro-choice medical student witnesses an abortion
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:38:05 PM »
yep, you got it

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:36:58 PM »
what if its because of a really bad storm
i wouldn't be on a fucking boat then

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Serious / Re: A pro-choice medical student witnesses an abortion
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:35:56 PM »
You only think life is like that because you're an impotent loser who's never done anything nice before and you just convince yourself that you're special and are "resisting" the norm despite the fact that everyone else simply thinks that you're a fucking moron.
cool

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:34:11 PM »
So like what if you fall off a boat or something
then i would deserve to die, because falling off a boat is pretty fucking stupid

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Serious / Re: A pro-choice medical student witnesses an abortion
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:32:51 PM »
And thus you invalidate your own opinion. Too much bias.
or i'm just consistent with my beliefs

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Serious / Re: A pro-choice medical student witnesses an abortion
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:32:07 PM »
And why is bringing life into existence wrong?
why create something that doesn't need to exist, if all it's going to do in the grand scheme is consume, suffer, consume, suffer, consume, suffer, consume, suffer, and then die?

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:30:07 PM »
I'm not saying it's something to be laughed at if you can't, but to pretend like it's unfathomable how it could possibly save your life in very realistic situations is hilarious.

Plus you missed out: some of the most fun I had as a kid was in my old pool.  It never got old for me.
when did i say it couldn't save your life

never

my life doesn't need to be saved, because i'm NEVER IN FUCKING WATER
and even then, i already fucking said that i can swim now

40007
The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:28:36 PM »
michigan

yes, everything about michigan is fucking aquatic

there's no land, at all

it's just water

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Serious / Re: A pro-choice medical student witnesses an abortion
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:24:28 PM »
we shouldn't be swayed by emotional appeals, no

unless appealing to emotions is actually logical
in this case, it is not

it's an easy argument for ME to make, in particular, because i believe bringing life into existence is wrong
so, in my opinion, abortion should be mandatory

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:22:05 PM »
someone who realizes that swimming is a useless skill
You mean that thing animals do to survive in the water?  Absolutely useless.
if you're never near bodies of water?

EVER?

yes

it's completely absolutely motherfucking useless

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:18:37 PM »
um it takes like 5 seconds to learn how to swim
unless you were deathly scared of drowning, which i was

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:15:19 PM »
ow, my feelings

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:09:58 PM »
never in my life have i ever needed to swim

and i never will

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The Flood / Re: elegiac breaks byrne's post count
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:00:38 PM »
A professional driver dying in a car crash is irony
No, it isn't. It's COMPLETELY expected. "Professional" means that you do something for a living. If you drive for a LIVING, you are FAR MORE LIKELY to die in a car crash than the average bear.

I mean come the fuck on.

It would only be ironic if he was driving in a car that was built like a tank, so that he'd never die in a crash--and then he dies in a crash.

gee

i think i know irony better than the person trying to teach me!
HOW IRONIC

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Serious / Re: A pro-choice medical student witnesses an abortion
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:54:57 PM »
if the sight of murder is what gets you to believe that murder is wrong, then you're wrong
well, you'd be right in believing that murder is wrong, but you believe it for the wrong reasons

it shouldn't have come from an emotional "ew, that's gross/horrifying" place in your heart
it should come from logic and reason alone

this is just a crap argument

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Serious / Re: A pro-choice medical student witnesses an abortion
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:50:28 PM »
it's like someone saying, "i love spiders, they help our environment by killing all sorts of nuisances like flies and mosquitoes"

and then turning right around after seeing a spider, saying "OKAY, NEVER MIND, FUCK SPIDERS"

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Serious / Re: A pro-choice medical student witnesses an abortion
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:48:19 PM »
that's not the pusillanimous part
i would probably be affected, too

it's the fact that he allowed it to change his stance, as if anything about what he witnessed contradicted any of the arguments he used to support when he was pro-choice

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Serious / Re: A pro-choice medical student witnesses an abortion
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:44:00 PM »
what a pussy

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The Flood / Re: elegiac breaks byrne's post count
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:34:47 PM »
i didn't

i quoted LC and tried to trim it down but i fucked it up
it happens

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The Flood / Re: elegiac breaks byrne's post count
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:32:21 PM »
Why are you speaking to yourself
because we voted "no" to removing quote nests

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The Flood / Re: elegiac breaks byrne's post count
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:29:54 PM »
for example

did you expect me to make this thread in the first place?

if you didn't, then that makes it ironic by default of your given standard

and since no one is psychic

everything outside of a routine (95% of all things that happen) are ironic
according to you

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