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The Flood / Re: I am the Legendary Jive Turkey. AmA
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:59:18 PM »
why can't i ever come up with interesting or pertinent things to ask when it comes to these threads

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Serious / Re: I feel I am becoming a Buddhist. I like it! : D
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:54:10 PM »
I like the ascetism of it.

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The Flood / Re: >there are people on this website right now
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:36:39 PM »
And then Superman shows you that western shit is basically the same thing.
LOL

you're like jim, in that everything you say is wrong
except you're even less likable

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The Flood / Re: "WHAT ABOUT THAT UKIP EH?"
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:34:07 PM »
they scoop their organs back into their viscera
viscera are organs

you stupid fuck

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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:17:36 PM »
I find this banter thrown at jive funny but like aren't you all fat, unhealthy, depressed/pessimistic, and virgins
DON'T FORGET AUTISTIC

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jester AMA
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:08:47 PM »
what's your favorite

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The Flood / Re: top 3 worst mods?
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:02:06 PM »
name one good mod

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Gaming / Re: if youve never played any of these games
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:44:15 PM »
It looks interesting.

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Gaming / Re: if youve never played any of these games
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:33:14 PM »
I'd rather play good games, though.

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The Flood / Re: >people giving AoU 6/10 reviews
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:39:32 PM »
Widow/Banner was shit, Ultron was poorly characterized, Ultron never felt threatening, Ultron couldn't beat the Avengers in a fist-fight and also seemed entirely unable to outsmart them, Ultron didn't have a jack-o-lantern for a face, Marvel didn't have the rights to the X-men and thus had to call them "the twins" and refer to them as "altered", the script compared the uncontrollable change into a giant green invincible monstrosity that murders innocent civilians against your will to being sterilized by a Soviet Special-Forces assassin-squad, and Scarlet Witch never got naked.

Those were the main problems.
>Liking Widow/Banner

Why are you even alive
she said it was shit

how could you possibly interpret that as a positive assessment

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the fuck are you doing here

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Gaming / Re: Halo: Reach is objectively the best Halo Game
« on: May 04, 2015, 03:52:49 PM »
REACH? is that one of those gun games

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Gaming / Re: Who's your main character in MK X?
« on: May 04, 2015, 11:28:37 AM »
Not too big on Mortal Kombat.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:25:34 AM »
glad they got sacha baron cohen in on this one

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The Flood / Re: >people giving AoU 6/10 reviews
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:24:51 AM »
but with Ultron instead of the Skrull.
huh? there wasn't any skrull in the first one

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The Flood / Re: >people giving AoU 6/10 reviews
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:17:39 AM »
You realize that basically every blockbuster film within the last five years has had at least one meme in it? And they've been steadily increasing.

Soon, we will have films where every single line of dialogue will be made into a meme by fucktards on the Internet who keep reciting them (in fact, we already have some. The Dark Knight, anyone?). You won't be able to watch any great movie without being reminded of some shitty, forced, and unfunny Internet meme.

And then art will finally be dead.

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The Flood / Re: Think of 12 users before entering.
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:04:54 AM »
I anticipated some stupid joke, so I didn't think of any.

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The Flood / Re: >people giving AoU 6/10 reviews
« on: May 04, 2015, 08:40:16 AM »
That has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of Marvel movies and does nothing to refute any of his claims.
yes it does
Quote
Also considering that you dismiss entire artistic mediums based on rather superficial things
no i don't

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"slang" is slang for "shortened language"

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:53:34 PM »
Personality

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The Flood / Re: Tropes you despise
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:44:15 PM »
When a cool character shows up during a show, only to never make a reappearance in the future. Not sure if there's a TV Tropes trope for it.

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The Flood / Re: Tropes you despise
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:32:24 PM »
Mary Sues.
Wat
"Woe is me, I'm so miserable." characters that are pushed along through a plot like little angels.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
YouTube

nooo, that's not really what it is

a mary sue is someone who seems too pristine for the audience to give a fuck
like... augustus waters from the fault in our stars

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The Flood / Re: Tropes you despise
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:30:18 PM »
Mary Sues.
forgot that one

but i mean, eh, no one likes a mary sue

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The Flood / Re: Tropes you despise
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:29:25 PM »
Oh, here we go.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fanservice
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySue
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Gainaxing
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HotterAndSexier
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/Stripperiffic
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AgeInappropriateDress
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BuxomIsBetter
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GagBoobs
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MsFanservice
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Badass
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Flanderization
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HoYay
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HumongousMecha
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fanon
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier (when done poorly)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadHorseTrope (of course)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TitleDrop (when done poorly)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BreakingTheFourthWall (unless done well)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Moe
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreDakka
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MundaneMadeAwesome
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AesopAmnesia
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BagOfSpilling
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LaserGuidedAmnesia

An easy way to say it is this:
Any trope associated with the character Yoko Littner is a trope that I absolutely abhor.

Plus a few others. And many more that I'm likely forgetting.

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The Flood / Re: >people giving AoU 6/10 reviews
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:11:16 PM »
ghost in the shell is one of the greatest pieces of scifi to ever grace the world of art
spoken like a true pretentious weeb

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The Flood / Re: >people giving AoU 6/10 reviews
« on: May 03, 2015, 09:00:28 PM »
It was great. My only complaints would be that I don't think this movie should had to set up half the movies in phase 3 and I thought they went a little overboard with the humor in this one, but maybe that was just due to the atmosphere of the Thursday night premiere crowd. I'd like to see it again and see if it's still a problem. I loved everything else so overall I'd probably rate it a 8/10.
I had the opposite impression--there wasn't more or less humor than in the first Avengers movie, and a lot of the jokes fell flat for me this time.

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The Flood / Re: >people giving AoU 6/10 reviews
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:58:13 PM »
is marvel impervious to criticism from you people

like really. they cant come up with a decent villain or a conflict that actually feels important. characterization is lost beyond basic interactions. it's a gilded turd. pretty to look at, nothing worthwhile underneath.
you liked ghost in the shell, guy

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The Flood / Re: Rum vs Beer
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:40:45 PM »
teetotalism master race

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post good beers.
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:39:53 PM »
There is no such thing as a good beer.

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Most likely a third party, as always.

#WasteMyVote
#Integrity

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