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38641
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:44:13 PM »
no[1][2] [1] Capitalization. [2] Punctuation. It's in the dictionary, though.
Perhaps, but I do not consider dictionaries to be the gospel. They're simply a reflection of our collective cultural vernacular. If someone wanted to be grammatically correct, "lol" would always have to be typed like "L.O.L."
38642
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:41:18 PM »
No[1] dad,[2] I hate being perfect. [1] Comma after "no". [2] Comma splice. Replace this comma with a period.
38643
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:40:08 PM »
ahahaha[1][2][3] i[4] am defying the purpose of your thread by using improper capitalization and punctuation conventions[5]
[1] Capitalize "ahahaha". [2] If you're going to type laughter, it's generally better to begin it with "ha" instead of "ah". [3] Comma after "ahahaha". [4] "I" is always capitalized. [5] Punctuation required.
38644
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:37:18 PM »
Lol[1]...[2]I'm surprised Verb liked this, considering it's a sentence fragment. [1] "Lol" is not a word. [2] Botched ellipsis. In my opinion, the only fragments that are worth pointing out are isolated predicates. Isolated subjects are fine.
38645
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:34:15 PM »
Only trolls who live under bridges enjoy to scare[1] little boys and girls whom[2] frolic in the nearby meadow[3]. [1] Instead of "enjoy to scare", it should read, "enjoy scaring". [2] Incorrect use of "whom".
38646
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:22:40 PM »
Coming from the genocidal vegan. And no, I don't have sympathy for anybody. I just don't care. hahahaha Le ebin meme :^)
38647
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:17:59 PM »
I can haz[1] [2] cheezburger[3][4] [1] "Haz" should be spelled "have". [2] The word "a" should be here, in between "haz" and "cheezburger". [3] "Cheezburger" should be spelled "cheeseburger". [4] Always punctuate your sentences.
38648
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:10:54 PM »
I don't give a fuck. I have no sympathy for you or anybody. Is your intellectual intelligence far superior to ours?
38649
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:05:43 PM »
gibe[1][2] de[3] pusi[4][5] b0ss[6][7] [1] "Gibe" should be spelled "give me". [2] "Gibe" should also be capitalized. [3] "De" should be spelled "the". [4] "Pusi" should be spelled "pussy". [5] There should be a comma after "pusi". [6] "B0ss" should be spelled "boss". Never replace letters with numbers. [7] Full-stop the sentence. This post contained fewer grammatical errors than it did spelling errors.
38650
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:58:24 PM »
a[1] meme used to symbolize funposting[2][F] [F] Fragment; consider revising. [1] "A" should be capitalized. [2] Put a hyphen in between "fun" and "posting". "Funposting" is not a word.
38651
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:55:14 PM »
(☠) <-[1] What's this? [1] Do not use inequality symbols as arrows, especially if you're going to combine it with a hyphen. It's a skull and crossbones. I use it to signal that a thread isn't meant to be taken too seriously.
38652
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:49:07 PM »
I think I do, but I don't know what a preposition is. A preposition is a word that typically describes the relative location of a noun. Words like "in" and "out", "off" and "on", and "under" and "above" are prepositions. "Through" happens to be my favorite.
38653
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:42:18 PM »
please[1] give me attention[2] i[3] want attention right now[4]
thank[5] you[6]
[1] "Please" should be capitalized. [2] There should be a period after "attention". An exclamation mark may work here as well. [3] "I" is always capitalized. [4] There should be a period after "now", or an exclamation mark, if you prefer. [5] Capitalize "thank". [6] Punctuate after "you".
38654
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:30:36 PM »
Only post in this thread if you have perfect grammar.
All posts containing imperfect grammar will be contemptuously and meticulously scrutinized.
38655
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:26:17 PM »
vegans is a good reason
*are
38656
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:22:32 PM »
I don't think it is.
38657
« on: May 19, 2015, 05:04:03 PM »
This person should not be allowed to post here.
38658
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:31:40 PM »
something something your face is funny something something
It is. I'm missing a tooth, remember?
are you?
38659
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:20:20 PM »
something something your face is funny something something
38660
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:13:40 PM »
200% is pretty high. Should be 100%.
38661
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:50:17 PM »
no one's really that funny here
38662
« on: May 19, 2015, 01:21:21 PM »
what an intelligent investment of your time to care about this shit
38663
« on: May 19, 2015, 01:15:15 PM »
Intention doesn't mean shit LOLfuck these cunts
38664
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:43:13 AM »
And smash is obviously as demanding as halo. No, it's way more demanding. 60 frames per second, constant shit exploding all over the screen, it's so fast-paced... Halo: CE might be difficult to process... ...if it was run on N64.
38665
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:38:37 AM »
I really don't care that it was the first in the series. That's really not the point.
38666
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:22:00 AM »
Yeah, in the mid-'90s...
I don't know, I think six years is kind of a long time. You can make all the excuses you want, but I'm just saying, Super Smash Bros. Melee came out the exact same year, and it's still sharp to this day, in terms of game feel.
38667
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:17:04 AM »
A game from 2001 has clunky stiff gameplay? Well I never.
There were games made in the '80s that had silky smooth gameplay, so I don't really think that's much of an excuse... Well, okay, let's say the '90s, because third gen consoles had all those frame rate issues.
38668
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:14:51 AM »
Don't most people just make the BR your starting weapon anyway? Is that not the standard?
38669
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:10:12 AM »
Not to say I don't enjoy the game though, despite its many shortcomings.
And fuck you. Hang 'em High is a good map. I mean, the only one I really enjoyed playing on was Boarding Action, just because I liked the concept, but I don't think it was a "good" map by any means...
38670
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:02:03 AM »
Clunky and stiff? It's just completely fucked. Unbalanced weapons, terrible maps, bad physics... You can't even fall two meters without losing your fucking shields, and that's if you're lucky and you don't die outright.
Even the game mechanics were fucktarded. Oh, we have these big fucking suits that weigh megafucktons, but we can't take a tap to the back.
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